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| Baa! | |
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 A picture, taken by some members of S.H.E.E.P. | |
| Key details | |
| Type | Uninhabited, except for them |
| Location | Near the Antarctic Peninsula |
| Inhabitants | The Shprogshel |
Baa! is the native land of Shprogshel. Baa is located near the Antarctic Peninsula, 100 miles west of Dorkugal.
The area is completely uninhabited, and Shprogshels roam wild.
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History[edit]
Baa! received its name from the first penguin to set foot on the island. It was also the last word that penguin ever heard. It is uknown how the Shprogshels evolved on the island.
Operation: Sheep[edit]
The Shprogshel Hater's Enigmatic Eradication Program, also known as SHEEP, is a plan to eradicate the Shprogshel from Baa!.
History[edit]
A group of penguins started up the Shprogshel Hater's Club, where they ate pie and discussed how to eradicate these animals from Baa!. Finally, they came up with a plan. With the help of a jetpack, a leaf blower and a pack of playing cards, they managed to construct a Shprogshel-proof building on Baa!. This was Phase 1.
Phase 2 consisted of creating a formula that would make the Shprogshel's teeth fall out. This was done with these ingredients:
- PURE SUGAR
- SUGARY SUGAR-ISH SWEETS
- SUGAR PIE
- A SHOWBAG FROM A SUGAR CONVENTION
- A DONKEY KONG GAME (DK.Get it?)
- A PAIR OF DENTIST'S PLIERS
All this was liquefied and injected into pie. The pie was thrown outside and the nearest Sprogshel ate it up. Immediately, it's teeth fell out. A brave volunteer went outside and picked it up. It tried to eat him, but since it had no teeth it tried to gum him to death. O_O. The Sprogshel was harmless. It was released back outside.
Phase 3 is currently in progress. It consists of finding a way to duplicate the formula so the Shprogshels of Baa! can be harmless forever.
Toothless Sheep Counter[edit]
52 sheep are toothless on Baa!.
Places[edit]
There are not many places here, however, there used to be a penguin-set up company, but it was torn down by the violent Shprogshels, down to the last square meter of solid wood.
Transportation Controversy[edit]
The train line, Antarctic Express, does not come here despite going to other bad places like 90-150, Hackzon Valley, and so forth.
However, the penguin which came there explained to the press about the issue:
"I know that all of you folks want to have an explanation for this critical issue of running lines to Baa!. Well, you see, the Antarctic Express probably would not like to enter the area if the creatures there would eat them, unlike 90-150, where there are no known violent species. You should ask them as a matter of fact."
The press then turned to the company, and the answer:
"Well, we would certainly not like the sheep to eat the penguins one by one like it says in the reports and thus we can't build a station. Even so, the station would be probably quite expensive, and the creatures would eat the train tracks.
The media were dumbfounded by their statement.
Inhabitants[edit]
- Shporgshel are penguin-devouring sheep.
Deceased[edit]
- Three penguins unsuccessfully made the shop, "Merunt Baa", but were eaten by the sheep.
- The discoverer of Baa! was also eaten by the sheep.
- Fans of sheep who came to Baa! to see the sheep were also eaten by the sheep.
- Creatures who came to shepard the sheep were eaten by the sheep.
Resources[edit]
Other than penguin-eating Sheep? Unknown. If you wish to know so badly, go to Baa! yourself!
See also[edit]
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