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| Billy Fence I | |
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 Dorkugal's First Leader | |
| Born |
March 14, 1988 (3.14.1988) Delfinopolis, Olde Antarctica |
| Residence | Imperial Suites of Dorkugal, 60th Floor, Googolplex |
| Nationality | Dorkugese |
| Other names |
The Big Cheese, The Nerd Up, Boss |
| Ethnicity | Dorkugese Penguin |
| Citizenship | Dorkugese |
| Education | Secondary (began reigning Dorkugal at age 13)/Self-taught |
| Occupation | Former reigning CEO of Dorkugal |
| Years active | 2001 - 2009 |
| Employer | Government of Dorkugal |
| Home town | Delfinopolis |
| Salary | ▲ USP 5,000,000 (during reign) |
| Known for | Helping cure the Dorkugese's boredom by contacting Explorer 767 |
| Title | CEO |
| Term | 2001-2009 |
| Predecessor | Incumbent |
| Successor | Stevie Falcon I |
| Political party | Independent |
| Opponent(s) | Bill Gates |
| Partner | Explorer 767 |
| Call-sign | CEO |
| Awards | Add here! |
| Billy Fence His Royal Nerdiness, by the Grace of HTML, Billy Gates the First, Crowned Executive Officer of the Noocratic Republic of Dorkugal | |
CEO
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| In office 2001 – March 3rd, 2009 | |
| Governor | Yes |
|---|---|
| Preceded by | None |
| Succeeded by | Stevie Falcon I |
| Constituency | Dorkugal |
Board of Micro Hard and Soft
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| Incumbent | |
| Assumed office 2001 | |
| Succeeded by | Stevie Falcon I |
CEO
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| Incumbent | |
| Assumed office March 4th, 2009 | |
| Military service | |
| Nickname(s) | The Big Cheese, The Nerd Up, Boss |
| Allegiance | Cult of Microhardsoft |
| Service/branch | Board |
| Years of service | 2001 - 2009 |
| Rank | CEO |
| Billy Gates I | |
|---|---|
| Crowned Executive Officer of Dorkugal | |
| Reign | Founding - Present |
| Coronation | 2001 |
| Full name | His Royal Nerdiness, by the Grace of HTML, Billy Gates the First, Crowned Executive Officer of the Noocratic Republic of Dorkugal (it's a mouthfull) |
| Vintage ALGOL Code |
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| Titles |
The Big Cheese, The Nerd Up, Boss |
| Birthplace | Club Penguin Island |
| Predecessor | Incumbent |
| Successor | Stevie Falcon I |
| Royal House | Imperial Suite of Dorkugal/Home Page |
| Royal anthem | Blue Vista |
| Royal motto | Where do you want to go today? |
Billy Fence I is the former CEO of Dorkugal from 2001 to 2008. He is famous for curing his nation's boredom by contacting Explorer 767 and founding the country's ship building process.
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Background[edit]
Billy Fence I was exiled with all the other nerds on December 3rd, 1999. At this time, he was eleven (11). He was coronated as CEO in 2001, and continued to reign until March 2nd, 2009.
He was replaced by Stevie Falcon I, based on DNA scans from the Imperial Supercomputer.
Billy Fence I was born as
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...or not, but whatever the case he was born on March 1st, 1988 in Delfinopolis, Air Kingdom to two middle-class parents. One of them was a programmer who worked at the Everlaunchers for the Dan-Wachen Game Transmitter console. The other was a community leader who led community-sponsored events. The culture created by the two eventually influenced Billy's future as reigning CEO of Dorkugal.
At the time, computers were on the rise. Billy Fence received a Micro Hard and Soft computer running Doors 2.0 and quickly learned how to program new applications (in fact, some of these applications were developed into products still commercially available). He also studied hard at primary school, although he went far beyond the call of duty when it came to Science. He won three consecutive Science Fair first places and even built an artificial android to represent the city in the Colonial Antarctica Science Exposition amid the ongoing Revolution.
When the interregnum government exiled nerds to Dorkugal, Billy Fence I, who was only eleven at the time, was forced to move to the new state with his parents.
As Dorkugal was a noocracy, a supercomputer was to select the ruler of Dorkugal. The event was supposed to occur on February the 15th, 2000, but was delayed up till 2001. Every single registered Dorkugese citizen was recorded inside the device and therefore, Billy only had one in a million chances to get his name right. He wasn't even expecting it to happen.
Unexpectedly, the computer randomly picked the thirteen-year-old, which shocked him so thoroughly that he was sent to the hopsital and recuperated for a week before gaining conciousness and fainting again for another week. He eventually took office in July of 2001.
During that time, Billy Fence I was going onto the Internet and found Explorer 767 in a forum. They both chatted heavily and shared their scientific discoveries and experiments. When Billy was elected, Explorer gave him some helpful advice and "give him a call" should he need help.
As months passed, the Dorkugese grew bored and Billy Fence realised this was apparently, out of all things, the nation's biggest problem. He remembered Explorer's words and called him up, in which Explorer gave advice on how to cure their boredom. As a result, Billy Fence helped the Dorkugese go outside and explore nature.
In 2007, the Dorkugese complained once more. Now, more experienced and wiser, the nineteen-year-old called up Ross Island who replied they should build boats and drive them around, and he did just that.
In 2008, Billy Fence began suffering an unknown disease affecting the Sub-Antarctic population. Fearing the worst, he took leave to undergo a special operation. He successfully recovered but needed to recuperate. Ironically, he was getting tired of his job as CEO and, with the recovery as a factor, he resigned as CEO of Dorkugal.
Since then, he has lived the luxurious life in the Imperial Suites of Dorkugal, or the Home Page, located on the 13.37th floor.
Involvement[edit]
Billy Fence I was involved in a number of bills, laws and actions of the government. Here are his most notable ones:
- Beginning a campaign to ask Dorkugese to go outside and explore nature.
- The oversight of the Googolplex interior construction.
- Construction of outside, recreational facilities on the East Wing of the Googolplex.
- Passing the L33T Bill.
- Manipulated and participated in establishment of Dorkugese culture.
- Began the Age of Exploration.
- Charity work.
- Funding for tech companies.
- Anti-Poshia measures
He's also on the Micro Hard and Soft board.
Quotes[edit]
"HEY BILL, STOP COPYING ME!"
"Bill, you say I'm copying you, but I say you're copying ME!"
"Fellow Dorkugese, the only way we are able to achieve pleasure within our lives is to undo the habit of manipulating the artificial intelligence machinery and usher in the natural coarse of the landforms!"
"Say WHAT?!?"
"Explorer, we've got a MAJOR problem here!"
"You say you got an A and work at Micro Hard and Soft, but I say I got a C and I OWN Micro Hard and Soft!"
"Oh yeah, I DO own Micro Hard and Soft. That Bill Gates person is a phoney."
"NEVER LISTEN TO BILL."
"*shudders* Bbbbillllll Gggggaattttteesss!"
"Take care of your health, young man, or you may end up like me."
Trivia[edit]
- Billy Fence I is a direct parody of Bill Gates. But worlds collide when Bill Gates met him!
- He will eventually be replaced Stevie Falcon I, based on DNA scans by the Imperial Supercomputer.
- Billy Fence I has always been considered a great CEO.
