CPTMZ

The show's logo.

CPTMZ is a television show that airs every Friday and Saturday night at 7:30 PM Penguin Standard Time. It mainly focuses on making fun of famous penguins, depicting them in fictional and embarassing situations, similar to how real TMZ ridicules famous people. It first aired on April 15, 2011 and is frequently mistaken for a division of the Un-CP. It was cancelled on April 22nd, 2011, but was revived on September 23rd, 2012 as a weekly show instead.

Episodes

CPTMZ changes topics quickly.

• 4-15-11
  • Mimo777 going out with Saraapril.
  • Chrisdog93 caught holding hands with Mother of the Puppets.
  • Manny Peng spotted drinking Sockan Brand Cactus Extract at a bar.
  • Angeline is arrested by Billybob.
  • Shadow Guy is caught kissing Gamma Gal.

• 4-16-11
  • LMGT gets squished by a curtain at a restaurant in Castilla.
  • Jmann93 found running away from the law.
  • Johnny 115's police manhunt and the outcome.
  • Ben Hun's Club Penguin Shops Wiki closure hearing.
  • Welcome00 was caught doing a really really weird, yet funny dance.

• 4-18-11
  • When all the doors are locked and the windows shut, Aunt Keziah literally dances while wearing coconuts and a labcoat.
  • TurtleShroom is heard singing weird songs in the shower. It is revealed he sings bass and isn't half bad.
  • TammyShroom is shown using her few teeth to bite through a water bottle (like a Vampenguin) to impress a spectator.
  • Special segment of Herbert dancing!

• 4-19-11
  • LMGT attempts to enter a movie theater without a ticket. When he finally gets in, the show is over.
  • Tortugadesetas cries while watching sappy, girly soap operas.
  • Benny is caught sneaking into the Dessert Zone and gorging on sweets.
  • Ninjinian is seen plucking his eyebrows. (He has eyebrows?!)
  • Rockhopper is caught talking to his own reflection, remarking how "saucy" it looks.

• 4-20-11
  • Railfan reveals that he acutally prefers air travel.
  • The Inquisition hunts down Aunt Artctic by mistake.
  • Veranda clubs someone with a baseball bat.
  • Sixty creatures are hit by frying pans in seventy seconds.
  • Doctor Barrbuh messes up on a plastic surgery.

• 4-21-11
  • The Director is seen trying to scrub the blackness off of his sillouetted body with a power washer.
  • Swiss Ninja is caught making out with a mirror, apparently trying to kiss his own reflection.
  • Cheddar Ninja is seen trying to flirt with a girl.
  • Aunt Arctic sticks her flipper down a vent and gets it stuck.
  • Watex is seen embarassingly playing with latex gloves.

• 9-23-12
  • Bro was caught bribing Chill57181 to become the new leader of Shops Island.
  • LMGT was caught eating a dirty donut during a council meeting.
  • Mabel was caught eating Snowzerland Chocolates.
  • Penghis Khan was caught eating in Burger Khan.

• 8-1-13
  • Slidur was caught boxing 3 of his reflections in his friend's house.
  • Flywish was reported to be reading Beauty and the Beast.
  • Jock Hochstadt was caught to be slicing apples and bananas with a sword.
  • Cadenx was reported to smash the camera with her frying pan.
  • Aunt Arctic was caught farting 10 times in a Taco Ball.

Trivia

• This show is banned in half of Eastshield and in CP, thanks to burdensome lobbying by Uno Valley, TurtleShroom goons, and other censors.
• The Inquisition targets the producers of this show and the actors that participate in the live-action segments. So far, they haven't been caught.
• This show is one of most popular items in the Un-CP.
  • Some people think it's just the Un-CP televised.