Club Penguin: The TV Series: Puffle Park/Fluffy and Amber, A Puffle Couple?!
NOTE: This story is based of a FANON article, meaning, no OOC really happens. Until the 2nd story that is. But you’re free to edit!
By Dave33333
We find Peng walking his puffle in the park
Fluffy: I really don't see why I need to be on a LEASH, I'm mature enough to follow you...
Peng tries to shut Fluffy up
Peng: Because, I need to keep you looking like a normal puffle, and if anybody, and I mean ANYBODY, catch's you talking, government officials will be coming for you, so shut your talking mouth and live with it...
Fluffy: What about your girlfriend!
Peng turns pale and stops in his tracks
Peng: I don't have a girlfriend!
Fluffy: What about that Gloria Walker?
Peng stammers
Peng: S-she is o-o-only m-my-my f-f-f-friend!
Fluffy: Yeah, right...
Peng: Hey, don't make me get the muzzle!
Fluffy quickly shuts up.
Peng: Yeah, that's what I thought.
They continue walking until...
Fluffy sees Amber, a cute, yellow puffle wearing a bow.
Why do birds, suddenly appear...
The song is shortly cut off by Peng
Peng: Come on, Fluffy, let’s get a move on!
Peng bumps in Gloria, they both fall to the ground
Gloria gets up
Gloria: Dang it, Peng! You need to watch where you’re going!
Peng: Sorry, Fluffy kept looking at the yellow puffle.
Gloria: Oh, you mean Amber?
Fluffy: Amber...
Gloria: Yeah, she's my puffle. Do you want Fluffy to meet her?
Peng: Uh, sure!
Fluffy starts to shiver
Fluffy: Peng, I'm not sure about this!
Note: Gloria is the only other Penguin who knows Fluffy can speak.
Gloria: Come on, Fluffy, it's just a play date!
Peng whispers something into Gloria's ear
Gloria: Oh... it's just a date!
Fluffy: PENG!
Fluffy is quickly pushed into Amber
Note: Amber doesn't speak English, she will be translated.
Amber: OW! FLUFFY!
Fluffy: Oh, uh, sorry Amber...
Amber: You better be... you almost destroyed my biggest piece of art yet!
We see a large piece of art showing a self portrait of Amber.
Fluffy: Yeah, that is big...
Amber: Yeah, why are you here? You know I don't talk to anyone when I'm painting.
Fluffy: No, I don't, we never met. But it seems my owner and your owner seem to.
We go back to Peng and Gloria.
Peng: Wow, Fluffy's dying out there.
Gloria: How do you know?
Peng: I seem to understand Puffle, it's a rare talent.
Gloria: Hmph.
We go back to the Puffles.
Fluffy: Wait, how do you know my name?
Amber: Oh, uh...
Amber starts to stammer.
Fluffy: Spit it out!
Amber: My owner and I have a fair bet that's why you know my name...
Fluffy: It is.
Fluffy blushes.
Amber: Is there... something you have to say?
Fluffy: No! No, nothing!
Amber looks at Fluffy.
Amber: Looks like you do, and it looks like a curtain emotion.
Fluffy: Well, its not love! Heh heh.
Peng looks down.
Peng: Oh, god, help him!
Amber: What?
Fluffy: Oh no, what have I done! N-nothing!
Gloria: Now what’s going on?
Peng: He accidentally admitted the crush...
Gloria: Ouch...
Peng: Yeah...
Amber: Did you just say you have a-
Fluffy: N-no!
We see Fluffy sweating.
Amber: So you do-
Fluffy: AHHHHHHH!
Amber jumps back.
Amber: And it’s a strong one...
Fluffy: What strong one? Oh god, she knows...
Amber: A crush....
Fluffy screams out loud, and faints.
Peng: And now he's broken...
Amber repeatedly pokes him.
Amber: Fluffy, wake up you fool!
Peng runs up and grabs him.
Peng: Sorry for the inconvenience, but it seems that you broke Fluffy, I'm just gonna take him home...
As Peng starts to run, Gloria joins him. She looks at Fluffy's twitching body.
Gloria: What happened to him?!
Peng just looks at her.
Peng: Didn't you see what happened?! She found out.
Gloria: Well, if you forgot, I don't speak Puffle!
Peng: Gloria, you don't need to understand it, you just need to understand their body language.
Gloria thinks back.
Gloria: Ohhhh...
Peng: Plus, were you ignoring what I was saying?
Gloria: Sorry, I kind of muted you out when I was watching them?
Peng stares at her more.
Peng: Really, Gloria, really?
Gloria nods.
Peng: Wow... Just w-wow... I'm going home... Have fun ignoring others!
Peng walks away from Gloria.
Gloria: Peng!
A whole hour has passed, were in Peng's house, as Fluffy starts to wake up.
Fluffy: Ugh... where am I...
Peng: You're home, Fluffy.
Fluffy: Were we at the-
Peng: Yes, Fluffy.
Fluffy: Oh, god!
Peng: Calm down, Fluffy, we don't need you freaking out again.
Fluffy: But, but, but, but, but, but-
Peng: SPIT IT OUT!
Fluffy: She knows!
Peng: Yeah, you kind of blew your first impression. But you have a chance to make a great second impression.
Fluffy: What do you mean?! You can't make a second impression and think it will wash over the first! And what chance?!
Peng pulls out the newspaper.
Peng: "The Fair," Fluffy, "The Fair." It's gonna start next week. And while we wait, you can prepare for the second impression.
Fluffy: Peng, she knows, you know how awkward that is?! And what about Gloria?! How are you going to get her to agree with this?!
Peng: OH, I'm over her. She ticked me off. But any-
Fluffy eyes go wide.
Fluffy: Peng... are you trying to blow my chances with Amber or what?!
Peng: OVER THAT! She always brings Amber with her to the fair. And, we can work with the fact you, uh, admitted the crush. But I won't be there, I'm going to need to get one of my friends to look after you, causes there's no time to teach you to be a normal Puffle. Got it.
Fluffy: Peng, you cut her off, meaning, you cut Amber off, from me! ME, PENG!
Peng: Calm down, I said I'm not coming.
Fluffy: So? She will still know I'M your Puffle!
Peng: I can pretend I gave you away to a new owner, aka, one of my friends.
Fluffy: How long have you been thinking this through.
Peng: As long as you were knocked out.
Fluffy: Which was...?
Peng: One whole hour.
Fluffy: Oh, no...
Peng: Look, do you want a girlfriend or not?
Fluffy: With this plan, no.
Peng: OK, I'll go to "The Fair" and watch you, make sure you don't mess up. This is your only chance, Fluffy, don't mess it up.
Fluffy sighs.
Fluffy: Fine.
Peng: We start tomorrow, 6:00 AM, sharp.
Fluffy: Ugh...
6:00 AM, Day 1
We find Peng hanging over Fluffy's bed.
Peng: WAKE UP, SLEEPY HEAD!
Fluffy: (Half awake) Peng, 5 more minutes.
Peng: Nope!
He grabs Fluffy and pulls him out.
Fluffy: AHHH!
Peng plops him down on the table, showing nothing but salad.
Fluffy: Uh, Peng, where's my bacon? And my eggs, and my... well, that's all I usually eat for breakfast...
Peng: Lesson 1: Dieting. You're eating nothing but salad this week 'cause you need a trim figure for your date.
Fluffy looks up, there's noticeable dark rings under his eyes.
Fluffy: Ugh, can I at least have some salad dressing on this?
Peng: Salad dressing is for wusses.
Fluffy sighs.
We start going into a montage sequence with the "Rocky" theme playing in the background.
8:37 PM, Day 1
Peng: Lesson 7: Eye contact. You need to look into her eyes when speaking to her. Use this Puffle dummy.
He plops a Puffle dummy in front of him.
Fluffy stares at the dummy, he looks creepy.
Fluffy: You look beautiful.
Fluffy looks at Peng.
Fluffy: How did it do?
Peng: You looked like Frankenstein.
Fluffy sighs.
Fluffy: You really stink at this.
2:54 PM, Day 2
Peng: Lesson 14: How to Hit on Girls. You're going to need this when your relationship with Amber crash and burns.
Fluffy: Wait, what?
Peng: It's bound to happen at some point, Fluffy.
Fluffy: That isn't funny.
Peng: I'm not being funny.
Peng plops another Puffle dummy.
Peng: Try it, it's easy.
Fluffy: Uh, uh...
Fluffy starts to sweat.
Peng: Come on! You can do it!
Fluffy collapses.
Peng: This is gonna need some practice...
9:27 PM, Day 2
Peng: Lesson 27: Hugging. Or as Puffle's would do, cuddling.
Fluffy: I don't think I can do this, Peng.
Peng: You did this loads of times with me.
Fluffy: Alright...
Peng plops the Puffle dummy down.
Fluffy starts cuddling on the dummy, soon getting stuck on It.
Fluffy: Peng, Peng, HELP! HELP!
Peng: Oh, no...
He grabs Fluffy, trying to pull him off.
Fluffy: OW, OW!
7:17 PM, Day 3
Peng: Lesson 34: Basic Kissing. Just kiss the dummy on the lips.
Fluffy: Okay...
Fluffy kisses the dummy, his lips get stuck on it. He starts screaming.
Peng runs on pulls Fluffy off of the dummy.
Some of Fluffy's lip skin stayed on the dummy.
Fluffy: WHAT DID YOU PUT ON THAT THING?!
Peng: I got it "As is."
Fluffy: Yeah, and "As is" is a very sticky Puffle dummy.
Peng puts some toilet paper on Fluffy's bleeding lip.
10:17 AM, Day 4
Peng: Lesson 37: French Kissing. The most romantic thing ever.
Fluffy: What's the difference?
Peng: You have to use your tongue.
Fluffy gulps.
Peng: Just do it...
Peng's hand gets stuck on the dummy, and he shakes it off, throwing it down.
Fluffy French kisses the dummy, his lips don't get stuck, but his tongue dose.
Peng pulls Fluffy off of the dummy.
Peng: OK, NO MORE PHYSICAL CONTACT ON THE DUMMY!
Fluffy: It tastes like leather, and I still taste it.
Fluffy starts spitting.
6:05 AM, Day 5
Peng: Lesson 38: Hair Care. All further lessons will involve looks.
Fluffy: What did you do to the dummy?
Peng: Uh...
We go to The Cove, at night, seeing a bunch of Penguin's in tiki masks dance around a burning Puffle dummy surrounded by tiki torches.
Penguin's: HOO SHA SHE, HA HA HA! HOO SHA SHE, OH, OH, OH!
Penguin 1: MAY THIS HORRIBLE THING BURN TILL NOTHINGS LEFT!
Penguin 2: RIGHT ON, MAN! RIGHT ON!
We go back to Peng's house.
Fluffy: Seems like a fitting way to destroy something that caused me so much pain...
Peng: Yes, it is. We need to find you to perfect hair style.
Fluffy: How long is this gonna take?
Peng: A few hours.
Peng picks up Fluffy and plops him on a chair.
12 hours passed, tons of hair gel bottles were all over the place. We see Peng covered in the gel.
Peng: I have made... a masterpiece...
Fluffy's hair is the same.
Fluffy: Yeah, you should have done this first, then it wouldn't take 12 hours.
Peng: Don't push it, smart mouth.
Fluffy stares at him.
8:59 PM, Day 6
Peng: Lesson 47: Deodorant. You need it, 'nuff said.
Fluffy: But I don't even have armpits!
Peng: Doesn't defend you from BO... Uh, how do I use it on a Puffle....
2:47 PM, Day 7
Fluffy: You know what, I have a use for it.
Fluffy grabs the deodorant and shoves it into Peng's mouth.
10:00 PM, Day 7
Peng: After the 50 lessons I have given you, you are ready...
Peng gives Fluffy a graduate degree, written in crayon.
Fluffy: Really, crayon?
Peng: I didn't have a pencil sharpener.
Fluffy: Ugh... Who am I going with?
We immediately go into a messy basement with pizza on the walls, a messy carpet with soda stains in it, and rock music playing in the background.
Rock: Sure man! I'll take your Puffle off your hands! Anything to help a fellow friend out!
Fluffy: You're leaving me with this punk rock HIPPIE?!
Peng: Shut up, Fluffy, just roll with it.
Rock: Yeah, just go with the flow, Fluff' man!
Fluffy: This isn't helping the second impression on Amber, Peng!
Rock: Oh... who is this "Amber?"
Peng: Some Puffle Fluffy fell in love with. The "first impression" didn't go well.
Rock: Ohhhh! A chick-Puffle! Well, the love doctor is in!
Peng: That's alright, the love doctor already visited Fluffy.
Rock: That's alright! But my door is always open!
Fluffy: (Nervously) Yeah, I'll come in when I have a big emergency.
Rock: Understood, Fluff'... So, when should I come into "The Fair?"
Peng: 8:00 PM, understand?
Rock nods.
Rock: Got it loud and clear.
Rock had put in headsets before Peng spoke. Peng rips them off his head.
Peng: 8:00 PM, UNDERSTAND?!
Rock: Jeez, I get it! Man, you're just like my mom...
Fluffy: (Sarcastically) I wonder why your mom acts that way.
Rock: Yeah, I wonder why, too.
Peng: You better understand, Rock, cause I'm watching.
We go directly to "The Fair," we see penguin's throwing darts at balloons and winning teddy bears, a man spinning a wheel and winning 10,000 CPC.
Penguin: I'M RICH! I'M FILTHY BLOODY RICH!
The coins are taken away.
Penguin: HEY!
Penguin 2: What, these are going into donations.
Penguin: THIS ISN'T COINS FOR CHANGE, IT’S THE FAIR!
Penguin 2: It’s a new donation program. But since you're feeling down, take this pin.
He gives a penguin a pin, saying "Thanks for donating!".
Penguin: I didn't donate!
Penguin 2: Deal with it.
Penguin: I'm getting Polo Field.
The other penguin turns pale and makes a run for a van and gets inside of it.
Penguin 2: GUN IT!
Screech
Penguin: HEY!
He starts chasing the van.
We move to a very large Farris wheel, seeing Gary on the stage.
Gary: Fellow penguin's, I am proud to present to you... THE FARRIS WHEEL 3000!
Penguin: This thing is gonna kill us...
Gary: I HEARD THAT!
Penguin: GOOD! 'CAUSE IT WILL KILL US IF WE RIDE IT!
Gary: No, it won't!
A small beam falls behind him.
Penguin: I don't believe you.
Mwa Mwa: Mumu, can I get on it?
Dave: DO IT, SEND ALL THE MWA MWA'S ON IT!
Mwa Mwa's: CAN WE GET ON IT, MUMU?
Mother's: Sure, I don't see why not.
Mwa Mwa's: YAY!
An evil grin comes out of Dave's face.
Dave: THANK YOU, G, I OWE YOU ONE!
Gary: I SAID IT WON'T KILL ANYONE!
A very large beam falls behind Gary. Many penguin's leave shortly after, leaving nothing but mumu's and Mwa's.
Gary: Shut the ride down, repair it...
Mwa Mwa's: Awwww...
Mumu's' Lets go see the clowns!
Mwa Mwa's: YAY!
They Mwa's and Mumu's cleared out.
Dave throws a rock at Gary.
Gary: OW!
Dave: JERK!
Gary: Hey, you're the jerk!
Dave throws another rock at Gary.
Dave: GEEK!
We go right to the entrance. We see Rock, and Fluffy. With Peng wearing a black hoodie with the hood over his head.
Peng: Oh...
Fluffy: My...
Rock: Cod...
Fluffy and Peng look at Rock.
Rock: What?
Fluffy: ...
Peng: ...Nothing. You have the forged documents?
Rock: Right in my pocke-
Rock pulled out the documents, covered in pizza sauce.
Rock: Oops.
Peng: ...You're lucky I made backups.
Peng gives Rock the backup documents, and stops Rock from putting them in his pockets again.
Peng: Don't you have anywhere else to put them?
Rock: I would use my hat, but it has a cheeseburger in it.
Peng: Then take it out.
Rock: No way! What do I do when a cat puffle comes up saying "Can I haz cheeseburger?"
Peng: You're hopeless...
Rock: Hey, that's what my mom says about me!
Fluffy: Gee, I wonder why.
Rock: Yeah, I wonder why, too.
Peng: And... how long has the burger been in your hat?
Rock: Since last Thanksgiving, why?
Fluffy: That must have been some Thanksgiving...
Peng grabs the cheeseburger and throws it into the water.
Rock: MY CHEESEBURGER!
Peng: Rock, that cheeseburger would have killed the cat puffle you fed it to. Now put the documents in your hat!
Rock: Alright, alright...
He puts the forged Puffle Adoption Document's in his hat.
Peng: Lose those and were dead, I know Gloria, or, at least I knew her...
Rock: What did she do to you, dude?
Peng: None of your business, Rock. Gloria'll ask for proof. And in that hat is a forged trade off document. Let's hope she doesn't try to check it's official.
Rock: Got it.
Peng: You better...
The three walk in. Peng walked a few feet away from them.
Fluffy: Really, that far?
Peng: Oh, zip it...
Peng pointed at Amber and Gloria. He walked into the crowd, and blended in.
Fluffy: sigh C'mon, Rock, there they are...
Rock stared at Gloria.
Rock: Wow, she's hot...
A soda can got thrown at Rock, it was obviously Peng.
Peng: (From a walkie talkie) I can hear what you say, Rock.
Rock: What the...
Rock pulled out a walkie talkie from his other back pocket.
Rock: Where did this come from, and how come I didn't feel it...
Peng: I put it in your back pocket, how did you not notice it?
Rock: I sat on hot sand a lot. I guess it my butt numb.
Peng: You're dumb as a box of rocks, aren't you?
Rock: No, my parents were.
Peng: ‘‘Well that explains why you're called Rock...
Rock: Yup! ^_^
Fluffy kept trying to get to Amber, pulling on his leash like crazy.
Rock: Oh, yeah, I forgot... C'mon Fluff' man!
Gary: Have you fixed the Farris Wheel yet?
Rory: Yup, but I need to know...
Gary: What?
Rory: Why did you... PUT ROCKETS ON IT?!
Rory showed Gary a pile of rockets.
Gary: You can't call it "Farris Wheel 3000" for nothing...
Rory: Yeah, you shouldn't be a EPF agent, you should be #1 on the most wanted list...
In the distance, Dave laughed.
Dave: Send him to jail!
Gary: OH, SHUT UP!
Gary threw a rock at Dave.
Dave: OW!
Gary: JERK!
Fluffy was being dragged by Rock, Fluffy was now in pure fear.
Fluffy: Rock, let go of me...
Rock: Fluff' man, who took that 25 lesso-
Fluffy: 50 lesson...
Rock: Right, 50 lesson course... But you trained for this, bro! Just stay calm!
Fluffy: O-okay.
Fluffy is brought closer to Amber and Gloria.
Fluffy: I change my mind! Stop!
Rock: Too late...
Amber: Fluffy?
All color drained from Fluffy's face, full on panic came into him.
Fluffy: O-oh, u-u-u-uh h-hi A-amber...
Gloria, like usual, went and started wondering what the heck was going on.
Gloria: Wait a minute...
In amazement, Fluffy and Rock acted calmly.
Rock: What, Glor'?
Gloria: Rock, don't call me that.
Rock: What, it's better then callin' you chick.
Gloria stared in anger.
Gloria: Just call me by my first name.
Rock: OK, Glor'!
Rock smiled, and Gloria slapped him.
Gloria: I said call me Gloria! Not Glor'!
Rock: Fine! What 'Gloria'?
Gloria was slightly angered by the way Rock was acting, but proceeded into telling what was wrong.
Gloria: Wasn't Fluffy Peng's puffle?
Rock: Used to be! Peng traded him away!
Gloria: That can't be right, Peng trading Fluffy to... you... do have any documents to prove it?
Rock took out the forged document from his hat.
Gloria: Don't you have pockets for that?
Rock: Not now, there's pizza in there, saving it for later.
Gloria: Jeez, your a pig...
She read the document.
Gloria: Well... I guess it passes...
Rock & Fluffy: ^_^
Gloria: Should I take him off your hands?
Rock: One minute...
Rock walked away for a few seconds to see if Peng approved.
Peng: Do it...
Rock walked back.
Rock: Sure!
Gloria stared at Rock.
Gloria: Why did you...
Rock: I just ate my pizza!
Gloria: That fa- Never mind...
She had figured that he was just a pure pig.
Rock: What?
Gloria: Nothing... Come along, Fluffy...
Rock handed Gloria the leash.
Fluffy: U-u-uh...
When Gloria started walking away from Rock, Fluffy looked behind him and Rock was giving a flipper up.
Rock: (Mouthing) You got this. :D
This eased Fluffy.
Gary: Have you fixed it yet?
Rory: No "Mr. Number 1".
Gary was a bit mad at that.
Rory: And oh, yeah... WHAT'S WITH THE BOMB?!
Rory was holding a homemade bomb.
Gary: Oh, that was to send it into the Moon!
Rory: No, Gary, if you really went to science class, bombs are for total distruction! That's what rockets are for!
Gary: I was going to use rockets to send it to the Moon, but I ran out of them when I was installing them to make it go faster. So I used bombs!
Rory: Are you sure you're certified?
Fluffy was completely nervous, being next to his crush.
Amber: Uh, Fluffy?
Fluffy: Y-yeah?
Amber: You alright?
Fluffy: Yeah! (In his mind) Please go on a date with me... Please marry me... Let's buy a house together and have kids!
Amber: A-alright... You just l-look a bit sweaty...
Fluffy: I've always been a bit sweaty... (Also in his mind.) Please kiss me, please, please, please...
Amber sighed, and looked over to a rollercoaster ride. Fluffy sort of noticed a light blush in her cheeks. It also seemed Gloria was a bit unnerved that Peng had given his puffle away to somebody like Rock.
Gloria: Rock, why in the WORLD would Peng give his puffle to you?!
Rock: Aw, Glor’, you know Peng and I are like, best friends! He entrusted me to him!
Gloria: Yeah, one time, Peng gave you his pocket pet game thing, and it DIED within 30 minutes!
Rock: It was actually 32 minutes... I counted.
Gloria facepalmed, she couldn’t believe Peng gave his puffle to a total idiot who lives in a BASEMENT.
Rock: Anyway, I think we should leave these two alone...
Gloria: Leave what two alone?
Rock: The puffles.
Gloria: Are you nuts?! They’re pets! Not people! It’s like leaving your child in a supermarket!
Rock: I like how low the prices are at the supermarket!
Gloria: And you just missed the entire POINT! Why would Peng leave you with his puffle, why do you want to have to the alone together?!
Rock: Glor’ you do know Fluffy has a crush on your puffle, right?
Gloria had forgotten, but she couldn’t leave the puffles alone, it’s against the law to do that kind of thing.
Gloria: I would if I could, Rock... AND STOP CALLING ME “GLOR’”!
Gloria slapped Rock on the face, and rather hard.
Rock: Ow! That really hurt!
Gloria: Good! Now you know better!
Rock: About what, Glor’?
Rock was slapped once again.
Gloria: What did I just say to you?
Rock: I don’t know, I was thinking about where my cheeseburger is... Man, I really want to feed it to a cat puffle...
Gloria facepalmed again.
Gary: Is it finished yet?
Rory: Yes! Stop asking me that annoying question!
Gary: Well, as a scientist, I need to stay updated.
Rory: You’re not a scientist, G, you’re a MADMAN!
Gary put a hand on Rory’s shoulder.
Gary: You are a sad, strange, little man, and I pity you...
Rory pushed Gary’s hand off his shoulder. He looked EXTERMELY mad.
Rory: You’re so lucky I can’t punch you in the face without getting arrested...
Gary smiled. He walked over to the entrance of the ride, and opened it.
Amber noticed the ride was open and nudged Fluffy.
Fluffy: H-huh?
Amber: Look, Fluffy! The Farris Wheel is open!
A wide smile was on her face, she was extremely excited.
Fluffy: Oh, uh, yippie!
