Crust 'n' Must Buy
Crust 'n' Must Buy was a former restaurant that was running from September 7, 2008 to September 14, 2008. It was a fully succesful place until September 10th, when the pizzas were found out to be poisonous, and poisoned 7098 penguins. Most didn't get poisoned because of good luck, but they stayed away from Crust 'n' Must Buy's from September 11, 2012. The South Pole Council decided if they should keep or not keep the restaurant as of 13th September, and then it was decided to be closed and one day after the restaurant was closed. The restaurant seemed to have huge cash but only lasted for 3 days.
Menu[edit]
Grilled Pizza [THE MOST POISONOUS FOOD AROUND] - 1002 USA Fish (seriously?)
Fishy Chops Chops - 975 USA Fish
Penguin bites! - 1000 USA Fish [SERIOUSLY, WHAT PENGUIN WOULD TRY TO EAT THEMSELVES???]
Frog MMMs - 100 USA Fish [The cheapest and most stinky food around]
THAT'S ALL? NO JUICE? *someone facepalms the writer of the article* Oops, sorry. Cannot tell you the drinks... *gulp*