Der Kaiser's Face
| "Der Kaiser's Face" | |
|---|---|
| Single by | |
| Recorded | August 2013 |
| Genre | Parody, Oom-pah |
| Writer(s) | Unknown |
Der Kaiser's Face is an Antarctican song written as anti-Snoss propaganda during the Great Snowzerland War VI.
Lyrics[edit]
When Der Kaiser says "dis is the greatest place!"
We heil! Heil, right in Der Kaiser's face
Not to love Der Kaiser is a great disgrace
So we heil! Heil, right in Der Kaiser's face
When Herr Jsudsu says we own the world and space
We heil! Heil, right in Herr Jsudsu's face
When Herr Austin says they'll never bomb dis place
We heil! Heil, right in Herr Austin's face
Ist we not the greatest land?
Perfect utopia, this land?
Ja we is the greatest land
Greatest, perfect, sovereign land!
Isn't Snowzerland so good,
Would you leave it if you could?
Ja, Snowzerland is good,
We wouldn't leave it if we could!
We bring to the world his order
Heil Swiss' word and order
Everyone of foreign race
Will love Der Kaiser's face
When we bring to the world his order
When Der Kaiser says "dis is the greatest place!"
We heil! Heil, right in Der Kaiser's face
Not to love Der Kaiser is a great disgrace
So we heil! Heil, right in Der Kaiser's face
So we heil! Heil, right in Der Kaiser's face
When Der Kaiser says we never will be slaves
We heil! Heil, but still we work like slaves
While Der Kaiser brags and lies and rants and raves
We heil! Heil, and work into our graves
When Der Kaiser yells "I got to have more shells!"
We heil! Heil, for him we make more shells
If one little shell should blow him right to- *Bang!*
We heil! Heil, and wouldn't that be swell!
Trivia[edit]
- It is a parody of Der Fuehrer's Face, a 1942 Disney political cartoon.
- Swiss banned its listening to in Snowzerland.
