Evilositian Army
| Evilositian Army | |
|---|---|
 Their logo as drawn horribly by Evil Pengy | |
| Details | |
| Name | Evilositian Army |
| Type | Small Military |
| Location | Lair of Evilosity |
| Head | Evil Pengy |
| Job | Doing evil things |
| Members | Evil Pengy, Radztur, Cadenx, Parf, Wary, Chibi Pengu |
| Headquarters | Lair of Evilosity |
The Evilositian Army is an extremely weak army commandeered by Evil Pengy. They were founded after his escape from the Elite Penguin Force in 2013.
History[edit]
After committing mostly petty crimes ever since the beginning of his criminal career in 2005, after breaking out of jail in 2013 Evil Pengy decided to do some serious damage. He managed to recruit two other villains, Radztur and Cadenx. Wary and Chibi Pengu were forced to join at ban-point. Parf also tagged along, even though Evil Pengy didn't really like him. After using bad drawing skillz they created hundreds of foot-soldiers called Badly Drawn 'Guinz. Afterwards, they stupidly launched an attack on Shops Island, and their independent states Freezestonia, Chill Island, and Moon Island.
Weaponry[edit]
Obviously the army has the Bombs of Trolling as their primary weapons. They also use hot hamburgers, as a counter to the hot pancakes used by Chill Island resistance. Cadenx, of course uses her signature frying pan, which are currently in the works to be mass-produced by Wary.
They also attempted to make a nuke. However, when tested it simply exploded far above the atmosphere and rained cottonballs down for a few minutes. The plans were scrapped after the testing.
Trivia[edit]
- While preparing to go to battle, they wear shower caps as an inside joke.
