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Breast Milk isn't sexual, and penguins can make milk anyways (although it is the males that do this)

Bay bee refers to Mwa Mwas rather than actual chicks, so Make Bay Bee could simple mean the process of turning into a Mwa Mwa

Penguins don't give live birth and Tumtums means tummy.

Teh Intimate refrences are not by Club Penguin, but by the users if they do so.

So No sexual refrences.

Here to ruin the fun (or lack thereof)

Mectrixctic 50px talk 21:11, 9 December 2010 (UTC)

Males don't make milk, they make a milky fluid. And it's only for a light snack for the chicks.

Also, penguins not giving live birth is the point, as well as people getting the stomach mixed up with the womb. (Mwa mwas fail biology forever. =P) Yours Truly, Explorer 767 (Shame curtains don't hang themselves.) View this template 21:31, 9 December 2010 (UTC)

Mec, I'm aware of all of that save the penguin milk thing (O_O). Also, I consider breastfeeding and breast milk in the same category as sex (and therefore it is to be censored like the actual thing), but that's not the point. Comically, Mwa Mwa Penguins emulate human gestation, not penguins, and of course that makes them all the more laughable and evil. Have you ever seen one say "HUNGS WITH SCARF" to you? I have! It was a while back, when I was trying to convince one to cure itself, and it said that to me. I don't know if the filter let it through, but I said something along the lines of "No need to get out the noose". Heh heh.

ZK and friends, if I recall, operate a system called "griefing", where they intentionally annoy the daylights out of fellow players. What we need is some experienced filter dodging CP griefers to torment Mwa Mwas. We laymen can only bother them so much before they "hills" us and whip out their "shop gum". We need some trolls to get in there.

--† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †  :)  :) ^{Drink cactus juice; it'll quench ya!} † † People pirate Phineas and Ferb episodes like a Spanish galleon. ――–――――― 22:01, 9 December 2010 (UTC)

Griefing is a form of trolling. I troll sometimes and grief too. I do it for tha lulz, for WikiLeaks and for Anonymous.--Agent Johnson |  You... 22:50, 9 December 2010 (UTC)

No offence TS but you couldn't troll anyone (I'd make a better cuss out (not swearing, cuss outs are different) but most of them are not for CPFW). You yourself are lulzcow (meaning you're the perfect target for trolls).--Agent Johnson |  You... 22:52, 9 December 2010 (UTC)

That reminds me, WikiLeaks is counter-striking the group that PWNed it. They're after Vista, Master Card, Sarah Palin's website, and I believe Pay Pal. Go figure. :|

I expect the military and patriotic trolls will strike back, and forth, and back, and forth... it's true, the military DOES have a division made exactly for that very purpose.

In regards to that remark, there is usually nothing offensive about raw truth. I know that I am a serious Lulz cow... -and I actually know what it means. On my definition, a "Lulz cow" is one who is an easy target for trolling and, when provoked, produces immense Lulz with little effort. A Lulz cow and an easy victim are different by the yield they produce. While an easy victim generates Lulz practically on command, a Lulz cow produces immense Lulz on command. Etymologically speaking, the word comes from dairy cows, who are (relatively) easy to milk at any time, and yield lots of it. The troll is the farmer and I the cow: he can milk Lulz out of me any time he needs some, and it is relatively easy to do so, and, when he does it, he gets a LOT of milk.

To deny being a Lulz cow is like saying the sky is green or YouTube's Fred is funny. It'd be a total lie, and because I refuse to lie, I admit my Lulz cow status. I've been working on becoming less of a Lulz cow, and so far, I think I'm making steps... -but I'm still quite the bovine.

--† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †  :)  :) ^{Drink cactus juice; it'll quench ya!} † † People pirate Phineas and Ferb episodes like a spanish galleon. ――–――――― 23:34, 9 December 2010 (UTC)

P.S.: I noticed these trolls aren't stealing data or interfering with transactions. The entire time that the sites were down, not one man complained about losing their ability to purchase, and we've yet to see identity theft. It's a good thing these people are just making a statement. I therefore chalk another mark up to the increasingly visible line between benevolent trolls and Walruses. The two are a different breed altogether.