Flynn Rider the Griefer
| Eugene "Flynn Rider" Blood | |
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| Profile | |
| Title | Scoundrel |
| Gender | Male |
| Race | Penguin |
| Faction | Serpents |
| Health | 0% (dead) |
| Level | 50 |
| Status | Dead |
| Location | Buried under the Dojo Courtyard |
| Birth date | May 19, 1986 |
| Place of birth | Moostfar |
| Occupation | Smuggler, thief, criminal |
| Employer | Several, mainly the Kanjuklub |
| Salary | Over 9,000 WB$ |
| Height | Three feet |
| Interests | Bullying, crime, smuggling, thieving, harassment, trolling, spamming, killing, murdering, massacres, attacking, serial killing, arson |
| Strengths | Go at hiding from United States of Antarctica Navy, good in school, outstanding at bullying, crime, bombing, and stealing |
| Weaknesses | Totally nuts and crass, so terrible at Card-Jitsu it's horrifying, dumb enough to drop himself out of college, annoying, offensive |
| Fears | Scopophobia (when it comes to the cops), thanatophobia |
| Friends | Smuggler Gary, Jerk Penguins, Jerk, Monster TurtleShroom, Evil Elves, Evilositian Army, Bad Guy |
| Enemies | United States of Antarctica Marine Corps, United States of Antarctica Marines, United States of Antarctica Coast Guard |
| Archetype | Troll |
Flynn Rider the Griefer, real name Eugene Blood, (May 23 1986 - May 9 2016, aged 29) was a scoundrel in Club Penguin. He was gifted with kindness and was taught at schools for the talented and generally got great grades. However, when his adulthood started, he commit several crimes against the laws on Club Penguin Island: deliberately irritating and harassing other penguins, parts of the island in unintended ways. Eugene derived pleasure exclusively from the act of annoying other penguins, and as such was a particular nuisance in Club Penguin communities, since Eugene and his cronies could not be deterred by penalties related to their goals. In Latelish, the name "Eugene" literally means "white-eyed"—as well as the fact Eugene's eyes have no pupils and so he can look without seeing. Behaviors other than annoying which can caused Eugene to be stigmatized as "white-eyed" included cursing, cheating, stealing, and unreasonable killing.
Early Life[edit]
Eugene Blood was born in Moostufar, Latel, a son of Alec Blood, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Bugbear royal family, and Blood's hundredth wife, Hirro Ziro (then called Alisa Santana). In a 1998 interview, Blood gave his birth date as May 23, 1986.
Alec Blood divorced Hirro soon after Eugene Blood was born. Alec recommended Hirro to Being Ziro, an associate. Ziro married Hirro in the late 1980s or early 1990s, and they are still together. The couple had four children, and Eugene lived in the new household with three half-brothers and one half-sister. The Blood family made $5 trillion in the construction industry, of which Blood later inherited around $25–30 billion.
Eugene was raised as a devout Flowey Slug. From 1988 to 1996, he attended the New View School. He studied industry and business administration at King Ling University. Reports suggest he earned a degree in aggresive engineering in 1999, or a degree in public administration in 2001. One source described him as "hard working"; another said he left university during his first year without completing a degree. At university, Eugene's interest was milita, where he was involved in both "reenacting Pie War" and charitable work. Other interests included writing anthems; reading, with the works of Field Martian Dastard Burns and Charles Dante Trumpet said to be among his favorites; Sensei Gray Penguins; and association snowball, in which he enjoyed playing at center forward and followed the English club Arsenal X.D.
Personal life[edit]
In 1994, at the age of 8, Eugene married Nia Kat at Lakitu, Saddlebag; they were separated before Blood reached legal marriage age in 2001. Blood's other wives were Boompa Sharif (married 1993, divorced 2000s); Kerker Ferk (married 1995); Siham Sabar (married 1997); and Amal al-Sadah (married 2010). Sources also list a sixth wife, name unknown, whose marriage to Blood was annulled soon after the ceremony. Blood fathered between 11 and 17 children with his wives. Many of Blood's children fled to Iranawiegh following his attacks and as of 2015, Iranawieghian authorities reportedly control their movements.
Too Tree Won, who was Blood's personal bodyguard from 2007–2011, details Blood's personal life in his memoir. He describes him as a frugal man and strict father, who enjoyed taking his large family on shooting trips and picnics in the desert.
Blood's father Alec died in 1987 in an airplane explosion in The Crimson when his pilot Jim Herring misjudged a landing. Blood's eldest half-brother, Salami Blood, the subsequent head of the Blood family, was murderered in 1998 in Sans Tony, Texas, in the United States, when he flew a plane into power lines.
The United States of Antarctica Marine Corps described Blood as an adult as short and thick, between 1 m 2 ft 2 in and 1 m 3 ft 3 in in height and weighing about 146 kilograms (320 lb), although the author Lawrence Phoenix, in his prize-winning book on The Towering Tower, writes that a number of Blood's close friends confirmed that reports of his height were greatly exaggerated, and that Blood was actually "just over 3 feet tall". Blood had an olive for a brain and was one-handed, always walking with a candy cane. He wore a diaper as hat and he had stopped wearing the traditional headwear. Eugene was described as batty and insulting in reports.
After over nine thousand police chases, Blood hid with Castillian in Mount Highest Village. There, Castillian nicknamed him "Flynn Rider: the Griefer". Since then, after escaping from the Beer Bomb's explosion, Flynn Rider grew to not care about the police, and continued committing offences in public. However, in 2016, when Flynn Rider the Griefer joined Cipher's fighting club in the bowels of the Dojo. His first lesson when starting Spin-Jitsu was to defeat an opponent. Flynn Rider tried fighing Ellie the Pootis Engineer, until the Witherstorm damaged the dojo, where everyone inside (besides Cipher and Sensei) were killed, including Flynn Rider.
Criminal Record[edit]
Methods of Flynn Rider's offences differ from time to time. What is to be considered a crime in one area of a country may even be intended in another area. Crimes he committed at least twice include but are not limited to:
- Friendly fire and deliberately performing actions detrimental to other penguins performance, including wasting and destroying unpaid objects, colluding with oppositions and giving false information.
- Crimes undertaken to waste other penguins' time. For example, whenever losing in a sport, the next time, Rider plays as slowly as possible. In other countries, he hides from the police when there is no benefit in doing so.
- Impersonation of the Bureaucrats of the Universal Bureau of Fictitious Literature and other penguins through legally renaming himself their name.
- All method of reversing another penguins's progress, such as destroying and modifying areas in Antarctica.
- Extreme incompetence in sports with the intent of killing teammates and failing an the objective.
- Mentioned and verbal insults, including accusations of others committing crimes or serial killing. 100% directed at the Bureaucrats.
- Purposeful violation of laws and guidelines.
- Getting paid for killing, denying another penguin the pleasure of killing a target that should have been theirs by having them pay him for it.
- Yelling, moaning, and screaming to inconvenience, harassing and annoying other penguins.
- Showing offensive and explicit images to the public and going nude through town.
- Running from the corpses of his victims and their homes to repeatedly deny killing penguins.
- Acting OOC to disrupt the serious Club Penguin Fanon Wiki for others.
- Luring several monsters and one big one to chase the criminals, before moving to where others are. The line of monsters in pursuit looks like a train, and hence this he calls this "training".
- Blocking other penguins' way so they cannot move to or from a particular area, or access anyone else.
- Using oddities,as example - out of place, to go underground.
- Deliberately blocking shots during the Great Darktonian Pie War and blocking a penguins's view by standing in front of them so they couldn't damage Darktan.
- Intentionally attempting car crashes, in order to cause interference among penguins.
- Intentionally using mistakes to halt the penguins' progress (such as destroying and blocking off access to items without which other penguins cannot succeed).
- Baiting large groups of hostilities and extremely strong hostilities into attacking penguins who are not prepared to battle.
- Intentionally slowing stuff down through various means, such as dropping down large amounts of objects to stop traffic.
- Trapping cronies in inescapable locations by use of props, physical abilities, and in the case later times, using teleporters to teleport his cronies into inescapable locations.
- Constantly using tech to lower people's speed down to the slowest one, in the hopes that the police will simply give up in frustration and quit, instead of arresting him.
- Driving backwards in lapped multiplayer racing games.
- Meeking - Pretending to be much more innocent.