Hurricane Antarctica - The True Story
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This is an upcoming story made by Patrick Tea. Only Patrick (Penstubal) Tea, Swiss Ninja and Donneye stay as the MAIN CHARACTERS.
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Plot[edit]
It was a regular day in Antarctica, on June 14, 2013. Penguins very doing the usual... sort of. Swiss Ninja was walking through Geneva, screaming and yelling, and then tripped upon a rock. Then he finds out it wasn't a rock, it was a weather controlling staff! He exclaimed how he's dream of taking over the world will come true, and he creates the first ever hurricane in the history of Antarctica.
Chapter 1: In Which He Acts Like a Maniac[edit]
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(Patrick Tea was in his castle in Snowiny)
Patrick Tea: SLAVE 1!!!!!! FETCH ME SOME ORANGE JUICE!
(Snowinian Slave 1 rushes to Patrick Tea, and spills orange juice in his face)
Patrick Tea: AAAGH!!!! YOU IMBECILE!!!! DONNEYE, FETCH ME A NEW JUICE! SLAVE 3, FETCH ME A CAKE!!!!! NOOOW!
(Donneye rushes to the kitchen with Slave 3)
Donneye: I hate him.
Snowinian Slave 3: Like i don't! That person is soooo selfish.
Donneye: Who can be more selfish than HIM?
(The scene zooms to the castle in Geneva, where Swiss Ninja was walking and yelling at 3 slaves)
Swiss Ninja: YOU CLEANED THE STREETS?
Snoss Slave 1: YES SIR!!!
Swiss Ninja: IT'S MAJESTY, YOU MORON!
All 3 others: YES MAJESTY!!!!
(Swiss Ninja falls over an rock)
(Swiss Ninja finds out it's a staff)
Swiss Ninja: AND YOU CALL THIS CLEAN!!!
The slaves: No...?
Swiss Ninja: GET OUT OF HERE!!!
(The slaves run away cowardly)
Swiss Ninja: (holding the staff) Losers! Its like it's storming above my head all day every day!!!!
(a small storm cloud spawns above Swiss's head)
Swiss Ninja: What the...
Swiss Ninja: Snow cloud?
(The storm cloud turns into snow cloud and it snows)
Swiss Ninja: Weather controller staff... yes... ha, hahahahah, MUAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
Chapter 2: In Which We prepare for the Hurricane[edit]
(Patrick Tea sees large storm cloudy a few miles north to Snowiny with a hole in the middle)
Patrick Tea: Holy ****
Patrick Tea: Who censored me?
CensorBot: Sorry.
Patrick Tea: A HURRICANE IS COMING!!! I must warn everyone...
(Patrick Tea goes to the Speech Room, where he can give speeches so everyone in Snowiny and Puffepelago can hear)
Patrick Tea: ATTENTION = LARGE STORM CLOUDS, TECHNICALLY KNOWN AS HURRICANE CLOUDS, ARE COMING TOWARDS SNOWINY FROM NINJA ARCHIPELAGO. EVERYONE HIDE IN YOUR BASEMENTS, IF YOU HAVE ONE. IF YOU DON'T, HIDE IN MY CASTLE!
(Penguins start panicing and running into the castle)
Patrick Tea: That'll do, Donneye...
Donneye: Yes, majesty. Should I warn the South Pole Council?
Patrick Tea: Yes, go ahead.
(Donneye then goes to the Snowiny Airlines and takes a plane to South Pole Council. It wasn't that long as he expected.)
Donneye: Hmm, only 1 hour. Surprising.
Chapter 2.1: In the South Pole Council[edit]
Judge Xavier: Welcome to the official South Pole Council Daily meetings. So...
A Radio playing Ford Car's voice: Why did the orange stop rolling?
Judge Xavier and the rest of council: AAGH!!
(Donneye knocks the door over)
Donneye: GUYS!!!!
Judge Xavier: What do you want Snowinian?
Donneye: THERE'S A VERY FIRST HURRICANE COMING TO ANTARCTICA!!
(Moment of silence, then...)
Judge Xavier: THAT'S RIDICILOUS!
(a thunder is heard)
Judge Xavier: What the...
Judge Xavier: Where is it coming from?
Donneye: Ninja Archipelago!
(Xavier goes outside and checks)
Xavier: Holy cowffle...
Xavier: WE GOTTA WARN THE REST OF ANTARCTICA!
Xavier (through a speech phone for South Pole City and SOME surrounding areas): ATTENTION! A HURRICANE IS COMING TO ATTACK THE USA. HIDE SOMEWHERE. SPREAD THE WORD TO OTHER PLACES.
(penguins panic, and spread the word)
Judge Xavier: Good. Almost entire Antarctica knows about this.
Donneye: Yeah...
Chapter 3: In Which Swiss Ninja Took it Too Far[edit]
Swiss Ninja: "MUAHAHAHA!!! THIS IS WAAY TO POWERFUL! I AM LOVING THIS!"
(entire streets in Antarctica are dirty, lamp posts are flying, with penguins screaming "I CAN FLY!!! IT'S DREAM COME TRUE!!" and then hitting a building with their head)
Swiss Ninja: AHAHAHAHA! SUCCESS IS IMMINENT!"
Patrick Tea: The entire Snowiny island is falling apart!
(Patrick Tea in his office a hour later, with 30 of Snowiny Council Staff)
Patrick Tea: Wait a minute... i sense this isn't an usual hurricane. Hmm...
Donneye: Sir, if it isn't an usual hurricane, then...
Patrick and Donneye: OH... that's little JERK!!
Patrick Tea: GUYS, PREPARE FOR ATTACK!
Patrick Tea: You guys need body clothes, but no time! LETS MOVE!!!
To be continued...
