Johnathan Reptile Dude
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Johnathan Reptile Dude, better known as Johnny or The Hateful Father, is the father of Gary the Gaget Dude and is a PWNquin. He is still living and was born during 1942. 
History[edit]
Childhood[edit]
Johnny was born on April 1, 1942, understanding why he was a PWNsome pranker. He loved to prank the little kids on the block which in return, he was forced to help with community service.
Teenage Years[edit]
Even at age 16, Johnny was a awesome pranker. He got detention every day in class, and he (along with some friends) were almost expelled after rigging the bell in the principal's office to punch him in the face. He was voted "Most Likely To Be World's Best Pranker" in high school, but it never happened.
Adulthood and Present[edit]
He married his wife, Martha Reptile Dude, at age 24. He was happy until his son was born. He didn't like his son, and treated him like a Judgey wrapper on the floor. He is 96 and is living in his igloo in Eastshield, wondering how his son went from fail to off the charts music star.
Quotes[edit]
GGD: Hi, Dad.
Johnathan: Get outta here, one hit wonder.
GGD: You were nicer before my birth!
(Johnathan slowly walks into his kitchen)
GGD: Were you?
Trivia[edit]
- He hates his son.
- He looks like Keith, only with brown hair, a green tux and a beard.
