Joseph Yslenski

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Joseph Matthew Yslenski
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Joseph in his office.
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Title President of Munijoch
Gender Male
Race Emperor Penguin
Faction Good, Neutral
Health Excellent
Level Governmental President of Munijoch
Status Alive
Location City of Progress, Munijoch
Birth date November 5th, 1988 (27)
Occupation President of Munijoch
Interests Fair democracy, technology, science
Friends Council, Eric Slavistoski, Sage Munijoch, Maria Yslenski
Enemies WhiteBlood, evil
Archetype Protagonist
Quote1.pngFor the Glory of Munijoch!Quote2.png

~ Joseph Yslenski


Joseph Matthew Yslenski is the current day president of Munijoch, after taking over from Victor Malkov, seeing as he was consumed in a fit of power. He was promoted on the behalf of Munijoch's (then-resurrected) founder, Eric Slavistoski. A full collection of the events leading to his inauguration can be found here. He is the husband of Maria Yslenski and is the illusive Triago.


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Background[edit]

Joseph's entire life has been shrouded in uncertainty from his parents, his peers, and his parental figures at the time. Much, even to him, is shrouded in the back of his head, but thanks to the recollection technology of Munijoch, we know much about his life.

Early Years[edit]

Joseph was born into a world of uncertainty, yet at the same time, a world of splendor and glamour. His father was a large time entrepreneur in Information Technology, and his mother was a fashion designer. However, even with this, their jobs were not secure. In the colonial times of Munijoch, while advanced for a starter colony, was still struggling to get a grip on economics, due to the lack of citizens or settlers from abroad. The island itself was a land of danger back then, with untamed Grizzly Bears and other creatures that could hurt its settlers. It was a constant battle of survival within the early colony.

Joseph had no other siblings to share a life with. His only companion were the stars, a book he stole from his next door neighbors on Antarctica, and his mind. After reading the book numerous times, Joseph had a mindset to be involved with Antarctic Politics.

Young Childhood[edit]

When he was 6, his parents had received word that a man by the name of Eric Slavistoski was planning an expedition to uncover and excavate possible native ruins within the deeper portion of the actual island. His parents scoffed at him, saying that he was no explorer, and began to debate the island's true importance. Joseph didn't believe, or hear them. He thought this land mass was worth fighting for, not to simply abandon because of the unknown nature of it. This was the first time he stood up to his parents, and gave a 10 minute long speech on why Munijoch was worth it. He made many valid points, including the fact of the land's resources.

His parents merely slapped him right across the face, citing "disrespect" as an excuse. This was the beginning of Joseph's hatred for the world in discipline.

When he was 12, he got to personally meet Eric, and pleaded him to take him in. After a day of consideration, Eric agreed and gave Joseph a room right across his hallway. Joseph was ecstatic about this, and immediately moved in. "What an honor!" he thought. He got to see into the life of him, and Eric gave him lessons on what he learned from Sage studies of his master, Sage Munijoch. He felt empowered, and bestowed upon him a duty. He would use that as inspiration in the future.

Teenager Years[edit]

Everything changed in a day.

The WhiteBloods stormed the palace. Eric was eradicated in an instant. Yet, he seemed at rest while being taken. Joseph was outraged, but had a plan. He would enlist in the army to gain necessary skills, thanks to his parents, which signed him up for compulsory military service. He was hardened, trained, and forged into a warrior. However, the Dictator of the time had other plans for him, not for military, far from it, but as an ambassador.

Meanwhile, Joseph had plans for the ultimate assassin. Armed with two pistols, knives that were magnetic, and a coat with two rows of knives, 20 per, he would conquer for Munijoch's glory.

What happened in the talk for promotion shall change his life forever, and for the worst.

The Lone Warrior[edit]

When he walked out, he was expecting his parents to be there, ready to share with them the news of his promotion. He was happy that he would be getting a small role in the faith of politics in Antarctica. As he walked down the stairs of the palace, however, he was encountered with a grizzly sight.

There, on the floor, were his parents, unconscious and being dragged across the floor to a prisoner truck. A crowd of blood-lusted onlookers stared intently at the bodies, cheering and chanting for true rule.

He was outraged. He placed on a plain mask of white, a black cloak, and dawned his daggers. He went down and stood there.

He then shouts:

"I AM YOUR FINAL ARBITER, WHITEBLOOD CRONIES!"

A flick of his feet and he begins to spin, deploying the knives and hitting everyone in it's vicinity. A lone figure walked in afterwords. This was Victor Malkov, leader of the Munijoch rebellion. The two talked.

"Well then, I see I didn't have to attempt to manually take over. Splendid! Who might you be?"

"My name is...for now, Triago."

"Well, 'Triago,' come, we will discuss your allegiance to politics."

The two exited the building.

Rebellion Years[edit]

A talk with Victor meant that he could tell him his real identity. With the trust established, Joseph played a major part in the retaking of the capital city, the City of Progress. In return for this, Victor appointed him as Ambassador of Munijoch, the same position he was to have if he wouldn't have gone berserk. The two worked hard to restore democracy to the land, and in the end, it finally worked.

Victor and Joseph were extremely happy with this. They finally had their goals fulfilled, Joseph for political involvement, and Victor's for peace and order within the land. The two would rule in harmony for about 6 months until the Corruption happened.

Corruption and Rise in Power[edit]

'Main Article: The Munijoch Corruption'

During the months leading up to his promotion, Victor became reliant on the dark Sage arts of Munijoch's old. He became infused with mythical power, some of which should never be tampered with. He increasingly became apparent of this, and tried to hide this. However, when Maria visited Munijoch, he gave in to the power and let it flow.

A large amount of battles later, Joseph became President, following inauguration by the resurrected leader, Eric. While there, Joseph proposed to his love, Maria, and got married a few weeks later in the Munijoch National Cathedral.

Frosian War[edit]

Joseph was kidnapped during the start of the Frosian War and replaced by Isaac Juggernaut until further notice. He was released during the end of May, long after the war was over. He immediately resumed duties and even created a bill for the Munijoch Galactic Association.

Present Day[edit]

Today, Joseph resides in the City of Progress with his wife, Maria, in the presidential palace. Only Maria knows about his secret identity of Triago.

Personality[edit]

On the outside, Joseph is a cold, calculating president, possessing intriguing, deep brown eyes that seethe with hatred for the world and its atrocities brought onto him from his childhood. Sometimes, his eyes flicker into a deep red, indicating he's exerting control over his special powers.

Once you get to know him, however, you'll be hard-pressed to find anyone of hatred or calculation. Rather, a fun, sweet, and lovable figure whom possesses a knack for comedy and humor at all the wrong times. He possesses a peaceful, mystic standpoint, frequenting a meditation room for his personal studies on Munian spirituality.

Appearance[edit]

Joseph is a tall, well-built penguin with sleek jet-black hair and is black colored, with a deep, dark shade of brown eyes, sometimes flickering dark red. He is commonly wearing a suit, or is wearing a coat. He always has a silver watch and a multitude of cuff links.

When Battling[edit]

Joseph, being ex-military, has knowledge in combat and can battle with flare, fanfare, and accuracy. He pin points the target's points of exposure and uses them to his advantage. In addition, he uses repetitive tactics to his advantage to let the enemy get used to their ways, and apply deadly force. Even though he is quite zen-like, he is a ticking time bomb of aggression and aggravation.

The Fallen Gladiator[edit]

Joseph has a genetic trait from his lineage known as The Fallen Gladiator's Vision, coming from an ancestral battle that led to the beginning of the gene. This happens when he is emotional stress, or is in a battle he is particularly unsure of in terms of victory.

There are 5 stages for the gene to fully envelop the eyes.

  • First Stage- The eyes are it's plain color. No notable color change is eminent, however, a more reckless nature is shown.
  • Second Stage- The eyes are beginning to take an extremely dark red hue. Behavior stays the same.
  • Third Stage- The eyes revert back to it's color, but 3 red lines appear in a triangle formation on the thirds of the eye. The person begins to be more violent and tyrannical.
  • Fourth Stage- The eyes now have a swirl of black and red as they mix together. Notable strength is noticed, and they are even more reckless than before. At this stage, there is a chance they could seriously hurt themselves.
  • Fifth Stage- By now, the eyes are now red with a black dot for their sight. Their blood boils and they are unmatched in stamina, speed, and strength. They are at an extreme risk of injury unless they can control this trait.
  • Final Stage:- Whatever mortality that is within the host is gone, as their eyes turn white with a black background, and their skin turns into raw energy, pulsating in lines of black and red scattered around it. If it's controlled, they dawn a cloak instead, gaining increased strength, speed, and stamina.

Joseph's ancestors had several variances on this trait, however, this is what he is able to do.

Strengths and Weaknesses[edit]

Strengths[edit]

  • Assassin skills- He was trained to hunt and kill.
  • Knowledge of almost every machine- As a Munijoch resident, they are educated heavily in Science and Technology.
  • Inventory of Weapons and Gadgets- To simply put, being President has some sweet perks.

Weaknesses[edit]

  • Able to be swayed to guilt easy- Other than being Triago, he is able to be put into a guilty position quite easily.
  • Over-Confident- Confidence is key, but in small amounts.

Trivia[edit]

  • Joseph loves rock and classical music.
  • Joseph can play multiple instruments.
  • His favorite colors are red and black.
  • He despises WhiteBloods.
  • He has been trained in the ways of Sage-arts, which focuses on the spirit of the land, and its tales.
  • He is a heavy-sleeper.

Quotes[edit]

  • "What is there to fight for, other than our lives? Everyone."
  • "Persistence is key."
  • "Go on... try me..."
  • "Retribution!"
  • "For the Glory of Munijoch! Death to the WhiteBloods!"
  • "No free pizza? I should make that a law..."
  • "You aren't going to like me when I'm angry, son."
  • "We have the power to change our destiny."

See also[edit]