Judgies
| Judgies | |
|---|---|
 Yummy! | |
| Information | |
| Type | Candy Bars |
| Effects | It makes Judge Xavier angry. |
| Source | United Rebels Republic of Club Penguin |
| Location | United Rebels Republic of Club Penguin |
| Cost to buy | 2 Silver Coins, 1 Gold Coin, 20 Grey Fish |
| Cost to sell | Nothing as you would have eaten it or in the case of Judge Xavier, thrown it away. |
Judgies (release title, Judge Xavier Candy Bars) are long, roundish Candy Bars made to torment Judge Xavier.
Description[edit]
Judgies are long White Chocolate candy bars with "ORDUUUHHH" written on them. The candy has a black-dyed caramel center in them (the color of judicial robes), and are made fresh daily in the United Rebels Republic of Club Penguin, Leader approved.
The wrapper's front shows Judge Xavier with glasses, a goatee, and a gavel on his head. The image also shows him drooling.
On the back are the nutrition facts and "Tips on How to Eliminate Krytocracy", which include thing like "don't go to court", "hold secret democratic meetings in your cellar", "protest in the streets", "bow to The Leader", and "eat more Judgies".
It is illegal to posses, own, consume, sell, distribute, purchase, or hoarde Judgies anywhere in the USA.
Trivia[edit]
- Members of the Modfia, the infamous crime ring in the Geek Empire, make millions on illegal Judgey smuggling into the USA. Of all the Modfia Headmasters (the leaders), GANGSTA G is the best at smuggling the candy.
- The Company sends these bars to Judge Xavier every single day. He despises them.
- The Company that made it did it because they wanted the United Rebels Republic of Club Penguin to become a Free Republic in the USA. Freezeland's navy, however, is kindly destroying all packages shipped to the USA at the request of the South Pole Council.
- Almost every South Pole Council delegate has secretly admitted to eating a Judgy at least once.
- Het1692 loves to eat Judgies.
- Bommy Games made an arcade game where you shoot Judgies with a paintball gun, in Judge Xavier and the South Pole Council's favour.
- By sending in so many Judgie wrappers, one can obtain "Judgie Bucks" which are redeemable for Judgie merchandise, or , more Judgies.
- The Leader decided to ban eating them. He says: "They're useless. Anyway, we could use them for the Pie War with a Judgey Tank. So, they're to be used for millitary purposes." Despite this, many still eat these.
- Judgies are legal in Skydale. The residents there just can't get enough of them!
- They are not illegal in Ed Island
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