Lü Haowei

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Lü Haowei
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Title	Dragon Lord, Mountain Master, Dragon Head
Gender	Male
Race	我是一个广东周人 （I am a Cantonese Zhouese)
Faction	Lü Triad, Himself
Health	Has occasional headache
Level	Between 1000-3500
Status	Running his gambling empire
Location	In his mansion, drinking some beverage
Occupation	Legitmate Monopolist of the Gambling Industry, Doom Weed seller, Dragon Head of the Lü Triad
Interests	Gambling, Making Money, Starting a Gang War
Friends	Innumerable
Enemies	Innumerable
Archetype	Villain, Anti-Villain

Lü Haowei
5th Dragon Lord of the Lü Triad
The Dragon Lord sitting in his office
Reign	3th March 2005-present
Coronation	3th March 2005
Titles	Dragon Head, Mountain Master
Predecessor	Uncle Lü (Grandfather)
Herediary or Handpicked	None
Successor	Still ruling (Lü Haoyang may take over if Haowei is childless)
Consort	Name unknown
Royal House	Lü Mansion, George's Peak, Honk Gong / The Presidential Suite, The Ligurian, Muçao

“	You still don't know how powerful I am, don't you? Guards! Feed this guy to the sharks!	”
	— Lü Haowei when confronting a "untouchable" police officer.

Lü Haowei is the Dragon Head of the largest triad in Honk Gong-the Lü Triad (吕家三合会). He got a cousin named Lü Haoyang, who acted as the second-in-command of the Lü Mob and his personal assassin. Currently, both mobsters are 32 years old.

Personal life

Born in 1981 at Honk Gong, Lü Haowei had a normal childhood. At the age of 14, his father got exiled after he got convicted of multiple racketeering and Doom Weed manufacturing charges. Haowei's grandfather, Uncle Lü-the former chairman of the International Syndicate, took care of the young teenager. It is at this time that Haowei learnt the traditions of the Triad. The young penguin ran a faction of the Lü Triad while studying, living a double life.

At the age of 24, Uncle Lü made Haowei his successor as the boss of the Lü Triad. When Uncle Lü got elected a third time in the International Syndicate, he stepped down from being boss, making Haowei the boss of the largest Triad in history.

Appearance

Lü Haowei's normal outfit is a black suit with a purple shirt, with a gold chain. Sometimes, he wore this outfit without the suit.

Formerly, Haowei wore a pair of spectacles. He stopped wearing them after receiving a laser surgery.

Personality

Lü Haowei is a very violent and sadistic man. Anyone who upsets him will be killed by his men. Leaders of enemy gangs will be dispatched by Haowei himself in very unpleasant method-from being shot in the limps and thrown off a high building and having C4 bombs attached to said victim while being chased by a car (with it being remote-controlled) to murder by chainsaw and beheading.

Haowei is also ruthless. For example, when some teenagers tried to annoy him by painting grafitti on his car, Lü Haowei will order his guards to set the teenagers' feet on fire and then extinguish the flame by dumping buckets of large-size and rock-hard ice on the penguins. Another example is when Haowei massacred 4 cops who tried to give him a parking fine.

Despite these violent manners, he is good and loyal to his friends and family. When one of his mobsters is in trouble, Haowei will do his best to help him, ranging from bribery and hiring a lawyer to starting a gang war or a gunfight.

Marital Status

Currently, Lü Haowei is married. His wife is the same as his age. She frequently advised Haowei to retire from the mob, only for it to backfire. Haowei loves his wife very much.

Ablities

Lü Haowei is a good fighter. He earned most of his gang territories by fighting against numerous thugs by himself. Whether armed with a Keysaber or unarmed, Haowei can kill other penguins. He is an expert shot and a Keysaber duelist.

Beside that, due to inheritance of the spirit of a powerful demon, Haowei is a class 4 Fourth Wall breaker and knows how to use the Force. Despite being a villain, he only knows how to use Jedi powers.

Last but not least, Lü Haowei possesses extreme intellect and cunning. This is shown in his school days, where he didn't study much and still managed to pass his tests.

Goals

Like his ancestors, Lü Haowei's main goal in life is to become the President of Zhou. However, what he would do next after taking over the Zhouese Presidency varies from person to person. Hardliners in the Communist Party of Zhou said that Haowei wanted to restore the 'good old Maoist days', while his Triad lieutenants said that he wanted to turn Zhou into an anarcho-capitalist state in order to earn more money. Perhaps the strangest of all rumors came from his wife, who simply said that Haowei intended to earn the Presidency because of the prestige the it carries.

Beside this goal, Haowei has no other major goals in his life other than ruling his criminal empire and remains alive and wealthy.

Wealth

Since Lü Haowei never paid his taxes, nobody really knew his wealth. Some said that his wealth ranged from 450 million Pebbles to 3 billion Pebbles.

Residence

Lü Haowei mainly stayed in Honk Gong in a mansion. A nearby residence he got is a colonial-styled mansion in Muçao. Beside all this, he had numerous residences all across the world, from a palatial mansion to a run-down shack (which is his "cool down the heat" hideout)

Vehicles

Lü Haowei travelled around Honk Gong and Muçao in an armored limousine. Another "toy" the crime lord owned is a golden train installed in Muçao and Honk Gong. The railway connects to every major fronts that Haowei owned. Lü Haowei owned other vehicles as well, such as 4 Ligurian-made sports car and other cars that are parked into his houses' garage.

Pets

Haowei owned some pets. His favorite pet is a puffle mutated into a large size. Some other pets includes a small octopus, a large octopus and a Magma Puffle. Surprisingly, the puffle is tame, unless Haowei orders it to attack his enemies.

Quotes

A member of his Triad betrayed Haowei. He was captured.

Traitor:"Please boss! Let me go."

Haowei:"You know what the rules of the Triad said."

Traitor:"I know. Never betray your brothers."

Haowei:"You know what to do."

Traitor:"Yes." *sobs* "I am a worthless piece of trash for betraying my brothers!!!"

Haowei:"Alright. What should you do NEXT?"

The traitor took out a knife.

Traitor:"May my sins be redeemed !"

The traitor stabbed himself and committed suicide.

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When he's in a gunfight.

Haowei:"DIE ! YOU WORTHLESS SON OF A MABEL !!"

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When talking to his wife.

Wife:"Oh darling. Can you retire from the Triad?"

She kissed Haowei. Haowei put his flippers on her shoulder.

Haowei:"No. Once a brother of the Triad, always a brother of the Triad."

Wife:"I am worried that you may get killed eventually. I had heard that when an elderly member of a Triad wants to retire, he must do some ceremony involving washing his hands in a golden basin."

Haowei:"I am loyal to my brothers."

Haowei's wife rolled her eyes.

Wife:"Oh please husband. The only reason you were in is because your grandfather was the boss of it."

Haowei:"Not just that, honey."

Wife:"You are in the Triad for money?"

Haowei:"It's our family's way to go from rags to riches, darling."

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When being asked about his Triad,

Haowei:"I have never committed a crime in my life. The lies and slander that said that I am the head of the largest criminal organization in Asiapelago are false. Sure I am the head of a company. But my employees had never committed a crime."

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When being asked why he has so many gambling rackets,

Haowei:"It's not my fault actually. I am only on this road to fortune to bring back rice for my family and friends to eat. Honk Gonkese loved to gamble. It's their choice whether they want to go to a game of poker or roulette hosted in my casinos."

Trivia

• He held the other half of the former King of the Underworld's spirit, with Vince getting the part that gave him godly abilities.