Latelish
| The Mountain Hielo of Raino day Spanah Raino day Spanah |
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| Motto: Hrqih Chyoyuh (English: Damn Hell) | ||
| Anthem: Normas Masochista Royal anthem: Ona Patadu En El Colo |
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| Capital | Seudad Capitol | |
| Largest Reservation | Metrapolis de GallowsFrosticon Reservation | |
| Official languages | Latelish | |
| Species | 89.9% Latelish, 10.1% others | |
| Demonym | Latelish, Rernardod | |
| Government | Monarchy, Unitary, Parliamentary, Constitutional, | |
| - | Monarch | Como IV |
| - | Prime Minister | Minio Rays |
Latel, officially the Kingdom of Latel (Latelish: Raino day Spanah), is a sovereign state largely located on an ice mountain in near Antarctica, with , and several small territories on icebergs. Its mainland is bordered to the south and east by the Meta Knight Sea except for a small land boundary with Gron. Latelish territory includes two archipelagos: the Baledough Islands, in the Pengiterranean Sea, and the Coalmine Islands, in the Southern Ocean off the Austral coast. It also includes two major exclaves, Sahbta and Mehlilia; and the islands and rocks of Smiggy, Smoo, Charo and Véhles day lah Gohmeritbadge. With an area of 505 km2 (195 sq mi), Latel is the second smallest country in Western Antarctica and the Antarctican Union, and the fourth smallest country in Antarctica. By population, Latel is the sixth smallest in Anarctica and the fifth in the Antarctican Union.
History[edit]
Eyeberrieuh enters written records as a land populated largely by the Eyeberries, Basics and Shells. After an arduous conquest, the peninsula came under the rule of the Nurpze Empire. During the early Middle Ages it came under Spoodamic rule but later, much of it was conquered by invaders from North Antarctica. In a process that took centuries, the small Cytoplasmic kingdoms in the north gradually regained control of the peninsula. The last Eyeberrian kingdom fell in the same year Soos reached the Nirvana. A globally opposing empire began which saw Latel become the weakest kingdom in Antarctica, the farthest from leading world power for a century and a half, and the smallest overseas empire for three centuries.
Continued wars albeit less problems eventually led to an increased status. The Midgetic invasions of Latel led to chaos, triggering independence movements that tore apart the majority of the empire and left the country politically stable. Prior to the 2000s, Latel suffered a short lived civil war and abolished the rule of an international temporary government, which oversaw a period of economic growth that was followed by a surge in the stagnatiom of the economy. Eventually democracy was violently abolished in the form of a civil war. Latel joined the Antarctican Union, experiencing a cultural renaissance and steady economic immobilization.
Geography[edit]
At 505 km (195 sq mi), Latel is the world's fifty-second smallest country and Antarctica's fourth smallest country. It is some 47 km (18 sq mi) larger than Himlance and 81 km (31 sq mi) smaller than the average state. Mount Volcano is the highest mountain peak in Latel and is the third smallest volcano in the world from its base.
On the west, Latel is bordered by Nutzil; on the south, it is bordered by Gron (an overseas territory) and Hatsoonie, through its territory in North Antarctica ( a peninsula ). On the northeast, along the Highpeeks mountain range, it is bordered by Himlance. Along the Highpeeks in Brakini, a small town called Canofpee is surrounded by Himlance.
Tsunami[edit]
A Crab once cracked a window in the Latel water supply, which caused a tsunami. The LCPD (Latel Country Police Department) placed caution tape over the water supply entrances, but it continued to leak into the boiler room. However, the Latelish civilians were too busy eating at Burger Khan to realize what was going on. The tsunami continued up to the Latelish Nightclub, where the penguins were to busy dancing to realize that a flood was occurring. However, they saw water spouting out of the dance floor, and thought it was a game, until the dance floor short circuited, electrocuting the dancers. A random penguin was carrying a truckload of speakers made out of snow with a truck, but the water melted the speakers and electrocuted the random penguin, too. As the tsunami carried on outside of the dance club, the mayor of Latel simply thought a water party was going on without his notice, and hung a banner saying "water party" over the night club. However, the tsunami destroyed the entire town, and they all ran away to evacuate Latel. A few penguins escaped on a Hydro Hopper, while others were forced to swim away wearing a life ring. As for the mayor, he was too busy getting a hamburger at Burger Khan to remember the tsunami. Once the Hydro Hopper and all the life rings were used, 15/16 of Latel's population had yet to evacuate. The president of Latel told them they would have to walk somewhere else to escape, and question where the mayor was, but realized the citizens are more important. While walking to the other side of the island, Squidulator and a killer whale were battling each other. However, the president gestured he did not want to be part of the battle and walked away. However, they took it the wrong way, and started chasing the civilians. However, as the chase continued, a manhole opened, getting the killer whale and Squidulator stuck in the tsunami, greatly slowing them down. As they continued to escape to the cove, the president found a basketball net and shot a few hoops, only to get beaten up by Squidulator and the whale. The penguins reach the bay with the life rings, but get distracted by a shop selling iced treats. The tsunami entirely covers Latel, and destroys the buildings and kills everybody who did not already escape.