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Nancy Nar, usually called Nancy or Nancy Nectar, is a Polaris City Council official, and the only rightist left in the government, the last standing after the successful and massive purge undertaken by the leftist city since 1942. She is a Macaroni Penguin and is considered to have one of the most beautiful voices in Antarctica, which is how she earned her "Nectar" nickname.
However, just because she's on the right doesn't mean she is compeltely pure. Though purer than her comrades in office, always remember: those who lie down with puffles get up with puffle hair on them.
Nancy has used the rampant corruption in Polaris to benefit herself, but she normally uses it for an ironic, hypocritical twist: she stops corruption with corruption. For instance, she'll appropriate funds to her own war chest (like all the other PCC members), but then use those funds to pay outside anti-corruption groups to wiretap and mess around in Polaris. (She had a heavy hand in the Harbor Affair, for instance, funding the wiretappers and investigators straight from Polarian tax money.)
She always goes back to her motto when called a hypocrite: "The ends justify the means.". She got into her office by electoral fraud, mainly by ballot stuffing, but remember that every currently serving Polarian elected official, with the sole exception of Sancho Monte Captio, got their seat, without fail, by electoral fraud, cheating, and bribary.
Nancy Nar hatched in a taxpayer-funded, single-payer Polarian hospital that was rampant in corruption (this was pre-HOLINESS, remember), overpriced doctors, bribes, and unforseen paitient illnesses and deaths ebcause of it. (This was erased in the 2000s.) Her parents were radically conseravtive, recalling the pre-1942 dominance of the city by rightists, and often spoke out against the mainstream of their city, only to be laughed at and dismissed as the last of their kind.
Her parents were also corrupted- after all, Polarian rightists, when in power, gave themselves "perks" too, just for different reasons (which led to the sweeping leftist landslide that erased them in the 1940s) -and, because of this, were extremely wealthy. The Nars gathered in the secluded, high-rise, wealthy, gated communities where like-minded rightests holed out in the liberal metropolis.
There, Nancy's parents and the other rightists schooled Nancy in their way of thinking.
Nancy's rightist beliefs contrasted violently when she was sent to the municipal government's liberal indoctrination machines schools, and she often fought with the teacher on ideologies, battling about "privatized healthcare" over "socialized medicine", balancing the budget over rampant spending, and all sorts of "troublemaking dribble"- as one teacher put it -that repeatedly got her scolded.
Of course, she was never given a real punishment like detention, timeouts or corporal punishment, because that would "warp her psyche", "scar her for life", "destroy her personality", or something else the liberals claimed. Her parents picked up that slack, though; Nancy was punished if she dared consider the liberals' points. (Although this was rare, because she considered them as insane as they did her.)
She was extremely unpopular in school despite being a rather good-looking penguin. (Not beautiful, but decently attractive.) Nancy wasn't bullied, but she was certainly picked upon and isolated by her comrades, picked last in sports, and ignored in class. She was eventually expelled in the tenth grade, when one liberal assistant principal got the guts to stop her, much to the politically correct chagrin of that same administrator's peers. (The principal was fired but Nancy's expulsion upheld.)
From there, Nancy was homeschooled and pretty much brainwashed by the conservatives of Polaris. Indeed, she was the model version of a Polarian rightist, which is to be contrasted by the rest of the rightists by its general approval of corruption.
Nancy's beautiful voice made her a natural speaker, and she discovered that she was able to lead the conservatives and rally them with passion.
In 1990, Nancy, merely a teenager at the time, was surprised to find a sealed envelope slipped under her family's suite entrance. She opened it and read its contents:
Miss Nar:
We are extremely impressed with your natural speaking abilities and your passion in the righteous cause of fiscal sanity, accountability, privatization, and conservativism. We have been watching you since you were about thirteen, and have decided to bless you as our pick for "grooming".
We want to help you in your goals and advance your ideology, possibly into the deepest bowels of this filthy liberal wasteland's government. We have ties dating back to the 1900s in Polaris. Our influence, once a body of private security penguins dedicated to protecting and enforcing the ways of our regime, still has a legacy in the bodygaurds of powerful penguins to this day.
We were pretty much thrown out in the Liberal Revolt of the 1940s, but we're always around, lurking, waiting for brilliant penguins like you to surface and perhaps save this city, and make it a better place for yourself, for us, and for the rightists of this nation. We are a resistance dedicated to undermining the liberal fortress from the inside, and have small pockets of assistants all over the municipal government.
If you want to begin "grooming" sessions to join our machine, please meet us at <name and address witheld> at
