Penguin Tales

Penguin Tales
Genre	Sitcom
Created by	Rocket Slug, Agent Meltie, Metalmanager, and James Crow

Penguin Tales is a family-friendly sitcom that shows the crazy adventures of Agent Meltie, Rocket Slug, and Metalmanager, as well as Jim and the occasional guest appearance.

Season 1

Reception: 7/10 Views: Roughly 10,000 per night

Cast

• Rocket Slug as herself
• Agent Meltie as herself
• Metalmanager as himself
• James Crow as himself
• Xet, played by Jonathan Crow
• Hat Pop and Lemon as themselves
• Kaylee, played by Lexi

Episode	Length	Writer	Director	Synopsis	Gag	Song featured
Pilot/Nutcracker of Doom	15:00	Rocketta Slugster-Meltissimo	Penelope Lovejoy	After playing a card game for three hours, RS decides on building an automated nutcracker that will stop boredom and open difficult nuts. It ends up going haywire with a small glitch and plans on cracking everything in her igloo open. Stay tuned to see MM use his head! Literally.	"USE YOUR HEAD!" (a character literally headbutts an item, as opposed to the idiom)	Invader Zim Ending Theme by Kevin Manthei
Xet is Best Weapon	30:00	Veranda Grimom	Johnathan Crow	Xet makes a visit and plans on destroying some puffles. RS, MM, AM, and Jim try to hide as many of the fluffy little creatures as possible.	When Xet first arrives, he runs straight into a wall. Also, when Agent Meltie is hiding in the girl's bathroom, look at the graffiti: you'll see the phrase "XENU WAS HERE".	Save The Puffles!
The Big Sell	15:00	Elizabeth Crow	Jennifer Arctic	Agent's Puffle Scouts troop enters a competition against another troop to see who can sell the most snickerdoodle cookies. Hat Pop and Lemon star as one of the buyers.	Hat Pop says "HEY COOKIES!" consistently. At the end, her own catchphrase ("Oh, snickerdoodles!") is said by the entire cast.	None
Nobody Touches My Agent, Part 1	15:00	Metalmanager Mercy	Martha Meltissimo	Agent and Metal get into a fight, resulting in the end of their relationship.	Throughout the entire episode, all arguments will be interrupted by the phrase "SHUT'YO MOUTH!", often shouted by Rocket Slug.	None
Nobody Touches My Agent, Part 2	15:00	Metalmanager Mercy	Martha Meltissimo	Metal writes a sad song to settle his feelings, and the two make up. Then they protect each other during a battle with Lawl, who has decided to take a break from pursuing the Joneses.	Look closely: when Agent says, "You love me again," you can see Canren hiding behind a bush, spying on them.	It's About Love, by Medic Droid
Jim's Big Acne Scare	15:00	James Crow	Penelope Lovejoy	Jim 's molting, and everyone knows what that means! Developing a small, barely noticeable boil as his feathers fall off (which is perfectly natural for a penguin), he becomes paranoid and thinks everyone notices it and feels like his appearance is RUINED FOREVER. He eventually learns that many penguins develop (often nastier) marks when they molt, and all is well.	"YOU GOT A PIMPLE!!"	None
iAgent	30:00	Carlotta Browne	Rih Meltissimo	Agent Meltie makes a web show, but then she gets addicted to all the fun and social networking found on the world wide web. Can Rocket Slug convince her sister not to use BeakBook for twelve hours straight?	When Agent finishes her web show, she ends each episode with the phrase, "I GOTTA GO, FANS! I'LL SEE YOU LATER!". That quote relates to this video.	Leave It All To Me, by Miranda Cosgrove
Have All Of the Views!	30:00	Canren Sermunculli	Rih Meltissimo	The folks from "Midas and Herb" clash with the Penguin Tales kids as they fight to see who's got more online views.	The original song didn't say "I can drink a skim milk, faster than a flicker". Where the singer would have said "liquor", notice the deep voice that dubs "liquor" over with "skim milk". It's TurtleShroom doing that!	Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better, by Tom Wopat and Bernadette Peters
Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring...	30:00	Metalmanager Mercy	Rocketta Slugster	In a loose parody of "Gaz, Taster of Pork," Metal accidentally downloads a virus to his computer. Due to the virus, Rocket Slug becomes cursed overnight by the Shadowpuffle. All of her food then tastes like Bananaphone, except for, you know, actual bananas. Can Rocket Slug remove this foul taste by midnight?	There's the pig quote again.	Bananaphone, by Raffi
Chokolitdansen	15:00	Cadence Williams	Elizabeth Crow	RS invents a horrid new dance craze called the Chokolitdanse. Everyone she knows tries it and begins to actually enjoy it. Dara (guest appearance) glues everyone's flippers together as they dance, leaving Rocket Slug the one to unstick this mess.	Caramelldansen, by some burden that must be silenced.
This Vacuum Sucks	30:00	Untold	Untold	The gang has to babysit Vam and they all go crazy.	As the cast sing the short melody, notice how Vam is trying to suck up the window curtain. If you watch closely, he actually succeeds and it at the top of the curtain rod when they stop singing.	Put That Thing Back Where it Came From, or So Help Me, from Monsters, Inc.
Oh Goodness Why	15:00	Untold	Untold	The gang meets Kaylee and has to face her annoying personality, obsession for Tails, and overall weirdness.	My Sweet Passion, Sonic Adventure
Bloopers	30:00			RS talks to Metalmanager about bloopers and shows some as well as never-before-seen clips.	The entire episode consists of bloopers, gags, and errors throughout the series.	None
Season Finale (Let's Observe)	30:00			The cast observes their old episodes and interview fans.	N/A	Happy Days are Here Again, Mitch Miller (in 1929)

Season 2

Episode	Length	Writer	Director	Synopsis	Gag	Song featured
12 Wishes	30:00	Rocketta Slugster-Meltissimo	Rih Meltissimo	In a parody of 16 Wishes, RS' family forgets about her eleventh birthday, their igloo explodes, and she receives an anonymous box of twelve birthday candles and Japanese matches that will grant everything on her 12th birthday wish list. But when the last wish goes awry, she attempts to find loopholes and ways to fix it before the clock strikes midnight, or else it will be permanent.	When Agent says, "Bagels," look closely on her icePhone. A pixelated 8-bit graphic of Doctor Layer Grimom appears.	Happy Birthday, Arrogant Worms
The Episode That Shall Be Unnamed and Stay That Way Because We Don't Have A Clue	30:00	Akbaboy	Johnathan Crow	Akbaboy makes a visit and RS falls for him again.	In a Super Mario- like environment, the middle school hallway becomes the Mushroom Kingdom, lockers become item boxes, doors are pipes, and students are Goombas. Akbaboy is a Princess Peach-like damsel in distress, captured by the principal.	Super Mario Theme, Nintendo
Jim Eats French Toast	15:00	Xet (this job is really tough on him.)	Rih Meltissimo	In a loose parody of Zim Eats Waffles, Jim is introduced to Rocket Slug's favorite dish, French toast, and Agent tries to sneak a camera into RS's bedroom so she can see what they're up to.	This meme is parodied.	Do You Like Waffles
The Obvious Jar	15:00	Rih Meltissimo	Martha Meltissimo	RS hears the "Jar Of Dirt" song and won't stop singing it.	Rocket often says, "LOOKIT WHAT I GOT!!!" through the entire episode. Also, the Doom Song is parodied with dirt as Phineas is digging a tunnel to the center of the Earth. (He only goes five miles down.)	Jar of Dirt
FIRE AND ICE!	45:00	Rocketta Slugster, Phineas34720, Rih Meltissimo, James Crow, Metalmanager Mercy	Rocketta Slugster, Phineas34720, Rih Meltissimo, James Crow, Metalmanager Mercy	Rocket Slug and her band interview fans to see how they like the show, keep up with the tour, and their new CD, Wad of Gum.	All the nicest fans, strangely, are friends of the cast. One of them, however, is Iceflower, who slaps Agent Meltie during the live-action session.	The group's cover on SNES' Mario Kart battle mode music.
Breakdancing Will Break A Hip Of The Elderly!	30:00	James Crow	Cadence Williams	Rocket Slug visits the Night Club on a vacation, meets Cadence, and learns how to breakdance, hurting most of her friends, enemies, and pets.		Louise the Lab Rat by Glaze
For Longer Than I Can Remember, I've Sniffed A Shoe	5:00	Rocketta Slugster	James Crow	RS and the gang try to memorize a stupid poem for English class.	The poem is based on this.
Rollermuffin	15:00	Rih Meltissimo	Rocketta Slugster	Rocket Slug sells muffins on roller blades for a competition at Puff Flags.	Rocket Slug makes an appearance similar to Xet's, by running directly into a wall.	Rollermuffin
Two Seasons? What To Expect of Penguin Tales	60:00	Entire Cast	Director Kenny	The gang gets interviewed and fans learn about another season, more guest stars, and keeping up with the band.	REVEALED: Their next album is "Rollermuffin," with a new hit song, "French Toast On My Plate." "It's got more of a punk-rock vibe, but you're sure to find something you like, so let's say you like rap music, and blast in your car driving to Dairy Princess. *laughs* I suppose Rollermuffin's a variety album instead of rock/bubblegum pop," says band member Agent Meltie.
RS Meets A Boy	30:00	Rocketta Slugster	Johnathan Crow	Rocket Slug meets a boy in art class named Jason Snakeback, and later, after he becomes addicted to painting puffles, RS uses hypnosis to make her the subject of all of his art. However, all these paintings give a bad image for RS: they think she's developing an ego. Unable to reverse the hypnosis, the episode ends with RS re-hypnotizing Jason to make Swiss Ninja art, instead.	Animation glitch: When Phineas holds up his new My Little Platypus toy, it's pink instead of purple, like he says it is.	Time is Running Out-OmniPony
You Know What This Calls For?!	30:00	James Crow	Sye and Veranda Grimom	Jim accidentally invites all his texting contacts to a small social gathering/party. The gang has to get rid of everybody before they get kicked out of the apartments.	Animation glitch: When Jim is breakdancing, his t-shirt changes from white, to blue, then back to white, and then blue. Also, when Rocket is seen to the right behind Metal, look closely. Her hair has vanished!	The Igloo Is Ours
School Field Trip	60:00	Keziah Smith	Rih Meltissimo	Rocket Slug takes a field trip to South Pole City and talks to her old friend, Akbaboy, decides not to care anymore about Xet's wackiness, and meets Veranda and Amy.	When Rocket Slug sits normally in Akbaboy's class then immediately slaps the table with her hand, that is a reference to a scene in Invader Zim where Zim is in class and does the same thing. Also, look very closely. When Agent Meltie is playing Super Sapie Bros., she looks away for a second to answer the phone and when she gets back, the Vii has exploded into a pit of fire, but she doesn't notice.	Red Zone
Small Now Hurry	30:00	James Crow	Metalmanager Mercy	Metal and James get tired of Agent bossing them around and quit the band. They also meet some guys named Jim Pearl, Carl Peg, Ken Flynn, and Shogan Von Matissio (popular boy-band Small Now Hurry) and try to become backup dancers for the band's next tour.	The band is a parody of Big Time Rush.	Small Now Hurry
Rock The Garage	15:00	Phineas Slugster	Phineas Slugster	The gang throws a garage concert for all the teenagers in the apartment complex, and Phineas steals the show with his new diamond-encrusted jacket.	Animation glith: After Rocket Slug says, "Well, Mister James, you're just jealous of my brother's coat!", Phineas smooths his hair down. When he does, the design on his shirt changes from a guitar to a skateboard, then back to a guitar.
Model Behavior	30:00	Rocketta Slugster	Kayley Villiams	Very loose parody of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic episode "Green Isn't Your Color." When famous model Rosela Gyroid comes to town during Penguin Jam, Agent Meltie tries to impress the designer with her knowledge of fabric, but it is Rocketta who becomes the star. Will fame get to her head?	After The Crazy Makeup Girls give Rocket the crazy new makeup face, look in the background. You'll see the shadowy form of a ninja in the mirror, then it will read, "HAPPY NINJA FRIDAY."