Ponyo Penguin's Hijacked Revenge Special
On the eve of December 25th, at 6:49AM Penguin Standard Time, Ponyo Penguin took the screen of millions of TVs. This infamous incident is considered the largest incident of broadcast hijacking in Antarctican history.
Sypnosis[edit]
Right mid into a Christmas-themed episode of a soap opera (in fact, right before the big mistletoe scene), the screen freezed, then turned black, and started fading into somebody's low-quality camera. The screen was blurry for 42 seconds before Ponyo Penguin was recognizable on-screen. She stands there and smiles, and finally shouts out "CACTUS JUICE!". Then, the screen fades out of the camera, and returns to the soap opera for two minutes. The screen turns blurry for 9 seconds (quite a deduction), and almost immediately after, Ponyo Penguin shouts "HEY, I'M NOT THROUGH HERE!"
Ponyo Penguin then introduces the audience to some penguins who are all wearing cheap superhero masks and have voice disguisers. Together, they all begin chugging down cactus juice for six minutes, then Ponyo Penguin, high on juice, proclaims this to be "the best hijacked revenge special ever." Just then, the screen freezes yet again. The line is repeated over and over again for four minutes, until the screen turns black and cuts to the credits of the soap opera. Millions of viewers are in disgrace. Reports of fainting are followed and 9111 registers a record number of ER admissions.
Controversy, legacy, and aftermath[edit]
Coming Soon!
Trivia[edit]
- This incident happened on Penguin TV.
