Snowflake Valley Retirement Home
| Snowflake Valley Facility for Elderly Penguins | |
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250px The facility as seen in the world reknowned Walking Her Home documentary. | |
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| Key details | |
| Type | Nursing Home |
| Level | 65 - 90+ |
| Location | Club Penguin, near the Plaza |
| Inhabitants | Old Folks at Home |
Snowflake Valley Retirement Home, also referenced by its full name, Snowflake Valley Retirement Facility for Elderly Penguins, is the only nursing home in Antarctica. As the only facility, it plays host to hundreds. It also doubles as a hospice center. because no one should die alone.
Background[edit]
The facility was founded in Colonial Antarctica, 1997, commissioned by royal charter as a "place for refuge" for old people. Anti-king conspirators begged to differ, since most warriors of yore are elderly, they believed that locking them up in a nursing home would keep them from rallying the new generations into overthrowal.
Nonetheless, everyone who is old went there whether they liked it or not, and the process continues to this day.
Places[edit]
Inside the nursing home are the following:
- Kitchen
- Receptionist counter
- Old people's rooms
- Story room (old people share their experiences here with the younger generations)
- Computer mainframe (for medical orders, food schedules, other automated processes)
- Bingo hall
- Shuffleboard arena
- Board game room
- TV room
- Hospice boarding (in the back)
Inhabitants[edit]
Notable Residents include:
- Whoot Smackler Whoot, the infamous dictator.
- EscarBOI, the PWNsome gangster.
- Pawel Moscicki, the leader of Poleland and a later Water Kingdom monarch.
- Max and Reggie Marshultz, the elderly, married couple who became internet phenomonons with their love of each other.
- Erasmus Kwiksilver, a former soldier and Kwiksilver's grandfather.
- Snowman Dame & Lichen Lad, two ancient superheroes adored by Robert O'vian.
- Jordan O'vian, Father of Tars and husband of Mabel XVII
- Beaky4444, one of the greatest PSA agents ever. He famously led the CPW's secret police, which is still classified.
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Villains[edit]
Whoot Smackler Whoot and EscarBOI, among others. However, all of them are too old to cause MAJOR damage. Whoot once hacked the computer and changed the food there, however. The home is now recieving Shoporgshel, lobster, sparkling cream soda, and all sorts of expensive luxuries thanks to this, and there is nothing they can do because Whoot changed the password.
