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| Sodahopper | |
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 Sodahopper, the Cream Soda loving pirate | |
| Profile | |
| Title | Cream Soda Lover |
| Gender | Male |
| Race | Rockhopper penguin |
| Faction | Pirate |
| Health | Soda-crazed |
| Level | -3 |
| Status | Alive, Drinking soda |
| Location | Unknown |
Sodahopper is the jolly uncle of Rockhopper and father of Spider880 who is obsessed with drinking cream soda. He is so obsessed that he spends his life doing so. Sodahopper doesn't care about anything else but cream soda, even abandoning his own son on Palm Island after getting drunk. His intimate behaviour is a textbook example of effects after drinking too much cream soda. His location is unknown.
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Background[edit]
Sodahopper is the uncle of Rockhopper and the brother of Jockhopper. As a child, Sodahopper's real name was unknown and he had not discovered his devotion to soda until Jockhopper accidentally spilled some on him. Instantly, Sodahopper loved it, soon finding barrels full of cream soda and drinking it all in a gulp. From that day on, he was known as Sodahopper.
Sodahopper became the father of Spider880, and he left him on Palm Island after becoming drunk and sailing away on a small raft he made from cream soda barrels. He eventually found his way to Club Penguin, where he searched for more cream soda.
Today, Sodahopper roams the streets of Club Penguin in an inebriated state. Many who were familiar with him would know better than to startle or question him.
Involvement[edit]
Sodahopper's daily routine is simple - he wakes up, drinks cream soda, eats breakfast, drinks cream soda, drinks more cream soda, drinks even more cream soda and then sleeps. No one knows how he could survive without any funding, at least not from himself...
Drunk effects[edit]
Most of the time, Sodahopper would be drunk - a state in which the mind is confused and not functioning due to excess alcohol consumption. Sodahopper would usually walk (literally walk, he doesn't seem to waddle during this period) like a zombie, start attacking penguins, vomit and faint. He is banned in the majority of the pubs in his hometown(s).
External funding[edit]
Sodahopper does not have a job, yet he is able to purchase all the cream soda he hails for. It is rumored he has received external funding from Rockhopper. Since Rockhopper doesn't really have a job either along with the rest of the family, and although Rockhopper does earn money, it is rumored that he has relations with another party. Not just any party, though, it is said that a high-profile, powerful govenrment official regularly sends money to him. It is not sure whom, although TSP is instantly struck off the list of candidates.
Quotes[edit]
"WHERE BE YER *HICCUP* CREAM SODA, MATEY?"
"I BE ON THE HUNT *HICCUP* FOR SOME CREAM SODA! ARRR!"
Trivia[edit]
- Sodahopper has strange reactions to cream soda, such as getting lifelong hiccups.
- Many thought Rockhopper loved cream soda the most, but they all changed their mind after seeing Sodahopper drinking cream soda all day long.
- Once, when he couldn't find Cream Soda for a day, he went on a rampage and started attacking everybody.
- He is banned from all bars in Chinstrap and Club Penguin.
