Bill Gate$
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 The world'$ riche$t nerd? I thought that wa$ Edwin Freezer Luge! | |
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| Title | World'$ Riche$t Nerd |
| Gender | Male |
| Race | $anity Human |
| Faction | He apparently like$ to $ue thing$ and gain money in the proce$$. Hi$ hobbie$ include computer$ and running a tight-fi$ted bu$ine$$. He love$ buying thing$, e$pecially other bu$ine$$e$. |
| Health | The $nellLibro$ are not too $ure about hi$ health... |
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| Location | Varie$, $earching for a company to buy. |
| Archetype | Neutral |
Bill Gate$, the owner of a my$teriou$ company $aid to be the mo$t profitable in the entire world, Micro$oft (even though it ha$ never been $een), i$ one of the mo$t my$teriou$ human$ in Antarctica. He currently re$ide$ in Dorkugal, and ha$ beaten Edwin Freezer Luge at being Dorkugal'$ riche$t... um... creature.
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Background[edit]
Hi$ birth, early life and childhood, teenage year$, young year$, job, and all tho$e other $tuff are not known. A$ for coming to Antarctica, look through the $ub-$ection below:
Coming to Antarctica[edit]
Actually, he didn't come to Antarctica when he $igned the MMK member$hip. It wa$ an online chat from America to Antarctica.
He told hi$ $taff to maintain the company for the while being and headed off for Antarctica via a plane fir$t to $omewhere near the $outh-ea$tern A$ia region and then took another helicopter to an i$land in the $outh, for a $topover, and to Antarctica. Chair$ were everywhere near the helicopter.
Khanzem'$ FOURTH REICH![edit]
| William H. Gate$ III | |
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| Chief Mark of Naughtzee Khanzem'$ FOURTH Reich!! | |
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| Whoot $mackler Whoot appointed him on June 12, 2009. | |
| Reign | June 14, 2009 - March 15, 2015 |
| Coronation | June 14, 2009 |
| Full name | Fuhrer Gate$ |
| Predecessor | Whoot $mackler Whoot |
| Heir | $teve Ballmer |
| Consort | Melinda Gate$ |
| Offspring | Window$ |
| Royal House | Micro$oft, Inc. Monopolie$ |
| Royal anthem | The Micro$oft $ound |
| Royal motto | It'$ mine, all mine! |
$ome people debate that it'$ an honorary title becau$e Whoot love$ Gate$' bu$ine$ $o much. Conquering or not, a dictator'$$ endor$ement i$ NOT a good thing. Micro Hard and $oft $tock$ dropped 1% for the next twelve day$, then rebounded by 3% a$ Khanz Penguin$ in We$t Pengolia began purcha$ing Door$.
On March 15, 2015, Whoot found out that Gate$ ha$ po$itive reaction$ to a Antartican City, so he no longer a$$igns Bill as the next Naughtzee leader. Gate$ replied to the MCC New$cast, "To tell you the truth, I thought Whoot wouldn't notice. I just wanted to $tay as next Naughtzee leader." This $hocked residents of Mcdonald$ City, but the city $till react$ po$itive to Gate$.
Involvement[edit]
He i$ in the MMK. He commend$ Mabel for her "cru$hing, bu$ine$$-like manuever$", and attend$ clan meeting$ about once a month. He i$ al$o planning to $pon$or her with one hundred thou$and fi$h a year for her to continue "an admirable bu$ine$$ plan". He claim$ he i$ "$o proud to find $uch an oppr$$eing bu$ine$$woman in thi$ frozen wa$teland, even if $he i$ a living piece of cotton".
Bill Gate$ i$n't ju$t in the computing bu$ine$$. One can not name all the thing$ he i$ allegedly involved with, for that would take year$ or more. Bill Gate$ is a very rich person and a human that ha$ power but ju$t want$ more.
Company Tactic$[edit]
Bill Gate$ will $teal your bu$ine$$ in a coniving, rude, and $leazy manner. For example, he $natched up Mockromedia by tricking their CEO to $ign "an in$urance paper", and bought Micro Hard and $oft with a 2,000,000 bribe. Companie$ he con$ider$ worth a purcha$e include Penguin O$ and Math$ter'$ mega-multi-million coin Computer Teaching Bu$ine$$.
$ee also embrace, extend, extingui$h.
Quote$[edit]
- Hmm... the$e puffle$ look very profitable. Maybe I $hould buy out the right$ to $ell them and make a ton of money... or I $hould engineer my own $pecie$ of puffle...... yeah... in my image.
- No, I don't want any door$ in my hou$e. I wi$h to come in through over$ized window$. I'll pay you extra.
- What are you talking about? Monopoly i$ a game, I'm trying to take over the world.
- Who $aid Micro Hard an $oft never created a bug-free program? The Blue $creen of Death never, ever cra$he$!
McDoodle'$ Clerk: Here'$ your fi$h burger, human.
Gate$: I'M $ICK OF THE$E PENGUIN CO$TUME$! I'll pay you thi$ much (hold$ out wad$ of ca$h, worth fifty thou$and fi$h) for you to take your $tupid co$tume off.
Clerk: O_O
Clerk $tart$ ripping hi$ feather$ out.
At EFF
- "No thank$. I brought my own plate. (hold$ up $olid gold plate).
Bill Gate$: (to F) $o then I $aid, "that'$ not a Macinto$h, that'$ my WIFE! HA HA HA HA.... why aren't you laughing?
F: I don't get it.
Bill Gate$ hand$ a wad of ca$h to F, worth 100000 coin$.
F: HA HA HA HA HA! Good one, $ir!
Gate$: (to Mayor McFlapp) I've heard that you write prai$e or in$ult$ about people depending on your ta$te$ and opinion$ on them.
McFlapp: Aye, you'd be bally correct, but why, wot?
Gate$: Well, word on the a$phalt $ay$ that I am receiving negative comment$ on certain $ection$ of your magazine.
McFlapp: (Aware that Bill doe$n't know of the Fourth Wall) Aye, I have written a bally word o' two about you.
Gate$ hold$ up a briefca$e of ca$h, worth 2,000,000 pebble$.
Mayor McFlapp pau$e$ and flie$ off to the Narrator'$ Organ with the money.
BILL GATE$ I$ THE HAND$OME$T, MO$T FLIPPIN' AWE$OME HUMAN IN THE UNIVER$E! GIVE HIM ALL YOUR BALLY RE$PECT AND BUY HI$ $OON-TO-BE-RELEA$ED PRODUCT$, WOT! I AM NOT JU$T AN ADVERTI$ER, I'M A BALLY CU$TOMER, WOT WOT!
Bill Gate$: ( To Freecie1) I'll Pay you five million coin$ for-
Freecie1: NO!
Bill Gate$: What about-
Freecie1: When $creenhog$ fly!
Bill Gate$: Okay, I'll u$e a time machine to-
Freecie1: I DON'T TALK ABOUT ECONOMIC$ WITH JERK$!!!!!!!!!!
Bill Gate$: (To KingH10) I'll give you 10 million coin$ for a day a$ king of Antarctica.
KingH10: Don't a$k me. A$k Billybob!
Bill Gate$: Well, do you have a "nation"?
KingH10: Ye$, I do have one - hey! I know what you're doing!
*Run$ away quickly*
Bill Gate$: (To Andrew) Why do you write viru$e$ for Door$?
Andrew: YOUR OPERATING $YSTEM IS A VIRU$ -- PENGUIN O$ I$ $ANE FOR EVERYONE!
Bill Gate$ hand$ Andrew a wad of ca$h, but Andrew take$ it and goe$.
Bill Gate$: Come back! You have to $top making viru$e$ for Door$!
Andrew: lol, look$ like new virus is coming!
- $o, who like$ my plan?
Trivia[edit]
- Billy Fence I $hiver$ everytime hi$ name i$ mentioned, a$ doe$ Gate$ when vice-ver$a. He and Gate$ apparently di$pi$e each other.
- It i$ $aid that he can buy anything. ANYTHING.
- He i$ con$idering $uing Billy Fence I for "copyright infringement", de$pite the fact he never broke a copyright in hi$ life.
- $lendar i$ terrified of him.
- Upon the mention of hi$ name, ZapWire $tarted $hrieking "EVIL, EEEEEEEVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL!!!!!", even though he had never heard of him before.
- He wa$ once interviewed by MAI reporter$. He told them "Here'$ an idea. Do not $upport $teve Job$! He i$ AB$OULOUTELY CRAZY WITH APPLE$!!! (laugh$ hy$terically)". Everyone thought, wa$ it $uppo$ed to be Peach? In$tead of Apple? $peaking of apple$, what'$ an apple? It'$ not on Fruit I$land.
- He bought out Micro Hard and $oft in April 2009 for 2,000,000 pebble$.
- There'$ another cu$tomer willing to pay 3,000,000 pebble$. Bill Gate$ hate$ him.
- He wa$ featured a$ the villian in Re$turaunt Ru$h because he hate$ that game.
- When the P-BOX 360 fir$t came out, Kaylie found them all $old out becau$e Bill had bought them all. When $he finally got her flipper$ on one, $he got revenge by freezing Bill'$ underwear.
- Once Fudd put Penguin O$ on Bill Gate$' computer. Bill wa$ so mad that he almo$t left for North America. (What i$ North America?)
- $ince the incident happened in Mcdonald$ City, Fudd was fined 50,000 pebble$ for hara$$ment on $omeone in McDonald'$ City.
- He ha$ po$itive reaction$ to Mcdonald$ City.
$ee al$o[edit]
- Door$ 2008 and Door$ 7.0
External Link$[edit]
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There i$ more information available on thi$ $ubject at Bill Gate$ on Wikipedia. |
| Leader: Alex12345a, TurtleShroom (penguin) |
| Teacher's Assistant: Close Encounters of the Nerd Kind, Babypuff, KingH10, Fudd Lapooh |
| Hailers: Lobelia Sackville, Fake Tails6000, Fredrick the Weirdo, Ethan, Mabel von Injoface XVIII, 12yz12ab |
| Praisers: Bill Gate$, Zoramask |
| Mega-Fans: Bucket, Taerar, Dan Beronews (May be promoted to Praiser) |
| Ordinary Members: Barkjon, Zapwire, Jolene Tan, Voltaire, Chill57181, Paul von Injoface,Bartholomew (rumoured ONLY), |
| Items: MMK Merchendise |
| Allies: Perry the Puffle, Mabelism |
