Sparkpin
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Sparkpin involves Role-Play; leave a message on its talk page to talk with it! |
| Sparkpin | |
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 Sparkpin with a Robot. Sparkpin built it in his spare time. | |
| Profile | |
| Title | Sparkpin the Penguin |
| Gender | Male |
| Race | Adelie... Puffle? |
| Faction | Once a puffle, now a penguin |
| Health |
Physically: Normal Mentally: He's... wierd |
| Level | 0(supposed to be 256) |
| Status | Very Neat |
| Location | Club Penguin |
| Birth date | November 16, 2007 |
| Occupation | Phobia Curer |
| Interests | Watching WinXton delete. |
| Abilities | Able to withstand Winston, curing phobias |
| Friends | Director Benny |
| Enemies | Herbert |
| Archetype | Good Guy |
| Weapon of choice | A washing machine (though if it weren't so "small" (it's actually pretty big) Sparkpin would open an amusment park with it.) However, Sparkpin uses it for smashings. It is sometimes thrown to (and crushes) Director Benny in a chase scene. |
Sparkpin is a moderately intelligent penguin. He is a part of the BoF as a curer of phobias. He can also talk to puffles and boxes.
Background[edit]
Sparkpin was born on the Pizza Parlor roof from two puffles. He was a puffle, but fell on his head and had to have brain surgery. However, just as the neurosurgeons had accessed his brain, McFlapp and Director Benny accidentally fired a Deletion Laser in a random direction. It hit Sparkpin, destroying most of his puffle body. The surgeons had no choice but to do a body transplant.
When Sparkpin woke up, he was a penguin in the middle of the Town. And so begins the life of the penguin.
Entrance to the BoF[edit]
One day, Sparkpin was chatting with the boxes in the Box Dimension. Somehow he accidentally found the doorway to the Bureau of Fiction's lobby, and began running around exploring the facilities. Naturally, he was discovered, and was brought to the wiping room to have his memories erased.
However, McFlapp and Director Benny again caused the exact same Deletion Laser to fire in a random direction. Before Sparkpin could be loaded into the memory-wiper, the machine vanished in a flash of purple light.
Sparkpin was spared, forced to swear to secrecy, and given a job offer to close the deal. Being a natural at curing phobias, Sparkpin was hired as the Bureau's psychologist and was given an office in the Box Dimension.
Quotes[edit]
Sparkpin:I like pie
Sparkpin is playing with his portal device, when suddenly...
Sparkpin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
*lands on Director Benny's computer*
Director Benny: AWMANYOUDESTROYEDMYLAPTOPBLAHBLAHBLAH...
*Director Benny screams*
Sparkpin: Uh-oh...
*Sparkpin falls through a crack due to an earthquake*
Sparkpin: All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you limes? Don't make limeade. GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DERN LIMES, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LIMES BACK! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE PENGUIN THAT'S GUNNA BERN YER HAWZ DAWN! WITH THE LIMES. I'M GOING TO HAVE MAYOR MCFLAPP NARRATE A COMBUSTIBLE LIME THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
Benny: So, is that what you want the fireball spell to be?
Sparkpin: Yeah... what?
*Calendar: Employee Suggestion Day*
Sparkpin: Introducing my latest dish: *takes lid off of tray* Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng!
*Director Benny stares at him*
Trivia[edit]
- The only person that Sparkpin has failed to cure so far is Illustrator Keith.
- Sparkpin has a 250 friend buddy list from a box friend.
- Sparkpin remembers his early life as a puffle.
- Sparkpin likes to mix up folders to annoy other employees.
- Sparkpin also likes to annoy himself.
- Sparkpin has been known to induce a phobia into himself, then cure it out of boredom.
- When not curing phobias, Sparkpin does a lot of errands in the BoF, which usually involve moving folders and files from office to office.
- Sparkpin works as a public phobia curer in his igloo if he has more spare time on his flippers than he can handle.
- Sparkpin's family is unknown to all, even the BoF because that part of the file was lost. He is rumored to be a Von Injoface and/or a Lapooh.
- Sparkpin sneaks into Keith's office and draws moustaches on everyone every once in a while. Sparkpin thinks it's funny. Sometimes he is found and kicked out of the office (by the time it happens, at least Director Benny gets a moustache).
- Sparkpin somehow owns a modified prototype Teleportal (naming it a Cap-e-tured Modified Flipperheld Portal Gun), which he stole.
- However, the device, being modified, sometimes backfires and makes a portal on Sparkpin's elbow. This usually happens when he eats ice cream from afar.
- This is his theme music.
- Nobody knows where the siren comes from (except McFlapp, but he won't reveal the source.)
- His catchphrase is "What the helium?"
- With a tuba, "TUUUUUUBAAAAAAAAAA".
- Sparkpin
manpenguinpuffle???-handled a X Virus. The result? WinXton. - Fred 676 refers to Sparkpin as a "Moschomicrotherium pufflei adeliae".
- He is part of the CP Blackhawks.
- Sparkpin is slightly crazy. Doctors, directors, and Sparkpin himself all claim that this is the fault of the deletion ray that struck him.
- Sparkpin has 8 offenses of breaking the Peng Declaration: he named an egg salad dish "Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng."
- Sparkpin can speak fluent German.
- He was forced to dance the Starrmeldansen from December 2012 to July 2013, half a year.
- He now owns the world record for longest continuous Starrmeldansen, the previous owner being Mabel X, logging 236 hours.
- Sparkpin can sometimes defy direct orders from the BoF, or sometimes even higher powers.
- Sparkpin is a frequent Universe Hopper. His most visited universe besides the Club Penguin Fanon is the Tooniverse.
