Talk:Barrick Abanana

This guy needs to be written, and SOON!--XTUX345: "May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose! May an elephant caress you with his toes!" 05:23, 8 February 2011 (UTC)

If this is to be written. Do not satire any of his reforms for the sake of those on the other side of the political spectrum at the wiki. This should be written in a centrist point of view, I advise you not to go left or right in this parody.-- Sanchonachos OBAMA 2012 LIBERALS! LIBERALS! 20:56, 8 February 2011 (UTC)

I'd prefer to go with the classics: shady, giant body parts (ears for him, beak for Barrick), questionable background, great speaker, the race species card, unpopular or loved (no in between), and uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh.... what was that, uh, that last one?

(Barrick's "uh" flaw is "err".) Besides, he's the Minister of the Treasury, not the chief of the executive branch. We can't parody the health nsurance reform, that'd be Barrbuh's jurisdiction. For bad ideas, we have Jong Arnold.

Also, by popular demand of yore, Barrick has an obbsession with bananas; bananas are all he eats.

I won't attack his reforms and such (and if I do, I'll point good and bad to be centrist), but I will be honest with you. I am going to really have fun with his campaign to be Treasurer. That campaign was nuts and pulled off fallacies on both sides. My entire family and most of the South think he was elected because he was black, and everyone voted to "make history" instead of letting the issues be the issue.

--† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †  :)  :) ^{Grandma shouldn't pack heat.} † † Can I blame Bush this time? ――–――――― 02:03, 9 February 2011 (UTC)

Revival

Hey Bro! I'm glad to see you're reviving this, but I'd suggest double checking everything that involves him prior to writing out his article. It looks like you're already doing that, which is good. But, for some reason I'd like to say he was portrayed as a traitor in some story (or just stupid)... I'll look into it because I can't remember details... Maybe it was Jong Arnold? Anyways, you're doing a good job so far. WannaTalk? 03:18, 22 May 2015 (UTC)

Well I'm pretty much done. I just based it on Obama. You can fix it to fit continuity as you wish. -- Bro ^{Talk to me!} 03:21, 22 May 2015 (UTC)

Except Obama isn't left-leaning no matter what people say Mectrixctic ^{Talk to me!} See the articles I worked on.. ^{see my 5,676 edits!} 05:02, 22 May 2015 (UTC)