Talk:Fisch Hochstadt
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Talk to me! Blub, Blub! I will Respond Soon.
Please do not discuss how I gave Bellina her Scar. I won't answer you if you do.
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Archaeology[edit]
Can you help me with the new Archaeology Site? I found a Brand new Civilization. I believe It could be the Legendary Club Penguin Kingdom!
ARRRR[edit]
That be a cool suit!
-Corai PUFFLES RULE! SO DOES CHI CON! (Pirate day!)
Offer[edit]
You being immortal has made you chosen for us. (Not Swiss) We shall ask you to join us and we shall stand over Darktan's Army!
--Flywish's Army (Talk to us here) (Talk to our leader here)
Flywish, do you know Fisch will be tortured by Swiss? bad choices.....Bad choices....... -Xorai
Oh Xorai quit stalking us and doing that already please! -Corai
Ok Xorai made a point Here's the deal, If Swiss comes to an Army meeting and you join We can kick Swiss out of the army if he tries to torture you. That won't get him a role on X and the City and you could replace him if we do kick Swiss out. --Flywish
Time Agency[edit]
Yes and no. Yes is that you have xp from digging things up and classing them or something. No means that you won't be selected for missions unless needed. However you will get basic training. Equipment will arrive soon. --Time Agency
RE: Sainthood[edit]
*tries to hold in laughter*
Fisch Hochstadt {snickers}, Duke of {snickers} Keukenhof Castle:
I'm- hee hee -sorry, your grace, but- heh heh -I, I can't give Sainthood to {snickers} any family member of heretics. It is Governance company policy.
Besides... besides... oh, I can't hold it in...
HEE HA HA HA!!! TUSS PISCIS SYNTHESIS... TAM... TAM... TAM RIDICULA!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!</big
Excuse me, I honestly can't help it, your grace... HA HA HA {snort}! THE PISCIS! HA HA HA!!
*falls over laughing*
Ita... Ita... oh, I can't finish! HEE HA HA HA HA!!
His Telephonavin, The Patriarch of Phone Based Expansion SONA SI LATINE LOQUERIS!!!!! Beata versor tuus durus-guberno ac cunctum sua continentiae! Oh! Was I speaking Latin again? Boletus ramalis...
P.S.: Please forgive me, Fisch, Duke of Keukenhof Castle... hee ha ha ha!
Letter of Concern[edit]
Dear Fisch Hochstadt,
As we all know, your egotistic brother who hates you bitterly is gaining an excessive amount of land. As we know as well, the Antarctic Peninsula has been conquered by Vikings. Just Recently, we've gotten word that they.... formed an alliance. I believe that Club Penguin is to be the next victim of Swiss Ninja's Invasions. It is in your and our best interests if we are to leave the island as soon as possible to South Pole City. There, we will provide you a house to stay in until this war ends. Meet us with your luggage three days after you recieve this letter at the Maritime Station. Bring Money and buy the ticket that goes straight to South Pole City. We hope to see you soon, and pleasure doing business with you.
--The Antics Brothers, Explorer 767 and Fred 676
Citizenship and Illegal Immigrant[edit]
Your visa has expired. Please renew. About the citizenship, you're eligible yet. You remain a Snoss citizen.
This means that Snoss law applies to you. You must follow it's and our's government orders. The Snoss have requested you to return back to Snowzerland. You'll be tried under Snoss law and possibly found guilty of illegal emigration. Under federal law, the USA will take action to arrest any illegal emigrants, aliens or foreigners who have broken Snowzerland's law back home. As of now, foreign office agents and federal police officers are coming to arrest you. Thank you. --The X Leader, Superintendent
Need a lawyer?[edit]
Melvin Turtleheimer's Big Fat Law Firm
8 Neville Lane, South Pole City, Eastshield, USA
21:50, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
FISCH HOCHSTADT:
It has come to my attention that you are an illegal immigrant from Snowzerland, but that you have fled your homeland for persecution reasons. This is called seeking asylum. You want to become a refugee.
Now, the Snoss government wishes to have you deported and trial you in the homeland of your citizenship. This is called extradition, which means that your home country is calling you home to stand trial upon crimes done there. If you aquire citizenship elsewhere, you murk the clear extradition mandate.
What you need to do is prove, before a USA court, that you are fleeing as a refugee, or...
| “ | A creature who owing to a well-founded fear of being persecuted for reasons of race, nationality, membership of a particular social group or political opinion, is outside the country of his nationality and is unable or, owing to such fear, is unwilling to avail himself of the protection of that country; or who, not having a nationality and being outside the country of his former habitual residence as a result of such events, is unable or, owing to such fear, is unwilling to return to it. | ” |
Are you being persecuted for anything like that? Or, is the country you once lived in dissolved, collapsed, couped, or was annexed, and you are fleeing the new government that persecutes? Remember, the "government" ccould be the police, a law, or the sovereign of a realm.
You need a lawyer; I am one. Had an accident? I'll sue for you!
Regards,
Need A Friend?[edit]
I think would I make a good friend. I live in Club Penguin and we are both teachers. Reply if I would make a good friend for you.
