Talk:Frederick Mueller

“	Aren't you a little young to be the president of an Antarctic superpower?	”
	— Willy and Kody

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I won't consider Margate to be a superpower, and probably neither do others. --Slender Talk to me 12:47, 1 September 2015 (UTC)

a president 2 years old? r u srs? --Penstubal ^{(Talk) (Edits)} 22:09, 31 August 2015 (UTC)

He's a clone. Chronogically he's 2 years old, but biologically he's around his late 20s. Deal with it. --Slender Talk to me 12:33, 1 September 2015 (UTC)

SCIENCE!! ULSK12 • Talk • Contribs • I carry a GBA to school 13:14, 1 September 2015 (UTC)

If he aged almost 30 years in 2 physical years, then he'd probably die of old age before 2020, no? WannaTalk? 16:13, 1 September 2015 (UTC)

Likely he was artificially aged until 20 and then ages normally after that. Mectrixctic ^{Talk to me!} See the articles I worked on.. ^{see my 5,676 edits!} 17:12, 1 September 2015 (UTC)

Well, all clones created by Emperor Octavian look like as if they are in their early 20s to their late 20s from birth. After that, Nexonan Penguins won't age much until they reach 40, when they would start ageing quickly again. By the time they died at the age of 53 years old, they would look more like as if they are actually in their fifties. Keep in mind that Margatian scientists are always trying to expand the Nexonan Penguins' lifespan with genetic engineering, so there will be changes to this attribute soon, which is in around the 2030s. --Slender Talk to me 09:41, 2 September 2015 (UTC)

I have a hard time believing anyone would actually elect a two year old clone into office (even if organic cloning technology was common), no less of a genetically modified Nexonan penguin, of a race created by an evil Dictator who was at war with Margate a little less than two years ago. WannaTalk? 01:31, 3 September 2015 (UTC)

I'm restraining myself to scientifically bash this article. -Wonderweez ^{(Talk · Contribs)} 01:35, 3 September 2015 (UTC)

If you actually have any constructive criticism, then go on. --Slender Talk to me 06:31, 3 September 2015 (UTC)

Because the video game about multicolored talking penguins is renown for its scientific accuracy. Mectrixctic ^{Talk to me!} See the articles I worked on.. ^{see my 5,676 edits!} 17:04, 3 September 2015 (UTC)

Well, there's a difference between mindless child humour and play and the darkness of genetically engineering someone to be better. For one thing, you cannot artificially age something into the future, since it's harder to manipulate the cells to do such than to simply have it be a fresh start at life. Stem cells operate like that. To suddenly have it be at that age would be scientifically impossible. What IS possible, however, is a type of stasis in which you are unable to be aware of your surroundings, and may have lost consciousness in a comatose state. Your body grows as usual, but you're not /technically/ alive, according to theory. Stem cells are just building your body up, but there's no way to accelerate the aging process.

Cells have a specific number of times they can divide and renew themselves before they eventually die. It's implanted onto our DNA. What I'm saying is that you can't exactly skip that number x-amount of times and suddenly make them 20 or so odd-years because there would be unforeseen scientific impacts regarding it. You're more than welcome to keep it, but just remember that discrepancy. -Wonderweez ^{(Talk · Contribs)} 21:22, 3 September 2015 (UTC)

Yeah... that's why it's called Science FICTION Mectrixctic ^{Talk to me!} See the articles I worked on.. ^{see my 5,676 edits!} 04:02, 4 September 2015 (UTC)

Also, I'm still annoyed at the fact that Nexonan Penguins exist at all, since the last I heard cloning wasn't that common whatsoever, no less possible by an evil dictator. And WHY would margatian scientists continue to work on the 'cloned penguin project'- the only good thing for genetically engineered clones might be zombie (mindless) soldiers. WannaTalk? 14:22, 4 September 2015 (UTC)

This is why Toddle hates us. ULSK12 • Talk • Contribs • I carry a GBA to school 07:19, 3 September 2015 (UTC)

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"Mueller: "As a competitive and continuously evolving society, we must make progress in science and be open-minded regarding new thoughts. Even if we hold conservative beliefs, we must tolerate others' beliefs, for everyone has the freedom of thought."

Journalist: "What about socialism?"

Mueller: "Except them. They belong in the gaols."

Journalist: "How about communism?"

Mueller: "They belong in the fiery infernos of the Underworld! I hope that they suffer in painful anguish during their every moment down there!"

Journalist: "What about Fascism? Isn't the fascist Ed Island an ally of Margate?"

Mueller: "It's not ideal but I can certainly put up with an ally like that."

this guy BETTER not be serious. --Penstubal ^{(Talk) (Edits)} 17:49, 2 December 2015 (UTC)

Of course he isn't. --Slender Talk to me 18:28, 2 December 2015 (UTC)

You should really write that he was joking then --Penstubal ^{(Talk) (Edits)} 18:30, 2 December 2015 (UTC)