Talk:Rektster Oneshot

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Heya there. Leave a message and I'll get back to ya as soon as a finish mah mission. Feel free to ask me anything ya want (unless you're a n00b. If you are, PREPARE TO GET ONESHOT!!!)

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ey m8, you seem a lot more mlg than that other character that wikiboi created --THE MLG KING (get noscoped) 11:10, 2 September 2016 (UTC)

Why, thank ya very much Mr....uh...Anyways, it was all thanks to that Bill Murrays (or was it Bernard Mills?) or something like that, I forgot his name. He had cool human stuff I'd never seen before. If I really am just a puppet, I'd like to know who's really controlling me. Anyways, if ya need me, I'll be off PWNing some useless n00bs. See ya! --Rektster Oneshot (PREPARE TO GET ONESHOT!!!)

k, u wanna pull a michael bay and blow up everything sometime? --THE MLG KING (get noscoped) 06:01, 3 September 2016 (UTC)

EXPLOSIONS!? Yeah! I love explosions!!! --Rektster Oneshot (PREPARE TO GET ONESHOT!!!)

yuss, u kno a good place for michael bay business? --THE MLG KING (get noscoped) 10:37, 3 September 2016 (UTC)

'Fraid not. I'm guessing this Marco Bane or something like that lives in this so called "reality" in which none of us exists. I mighta heard that Bernie Jays (still can't remember that human's name) talk about him and to get there ya have to go through some universe gate thingamajiggy and this dimension is supposed to be super unstable. Seems worth it, though because I love EXPLOSIONS!!!!!!1!!1!11!11!!!1! I heard this Str00del Force has spam bombs, too and those seem awesome. --Rektster Oneshot (PREPARE TO GET ONESHOT!!!)

idunno, i'm more of a fiery-explosions kind of guy. but i think we can find some place on one of those other continents to mess around with. not a big fan of those isis scrubs, if you wanna meet up somewhere near there --THE MLG KING (get noscoped) 15:43, 3 September 2016 (UTC)

Any kind of explosion is good for me, nuclear, chemical, etc. as long as it's BIG. And I bet ya those ice-is (got it wrong, didn't I?) n00bs better watch out or get ONESHOT!!!! I think I heard that advertiser guy saying something about some country similar to North Joeseon owning nukes or something. Sounds cool though, maybe we should check that out and see the effect! --Rektster Oneshot (PREPARE TO GET ONESHOT!!!)

i am totally in if you're thinking about stealing north korea's nukes and throwing them at random crappy nickelodeon characters --THE MLG KING (get noscoped) 16:36, 3 September 2016 (UTC)

Sounds like fun! I can't wait to watch things EXPLODE!!!!!! --Rektster Oneshot (PREPARE TO GET ONESHOT!!!)