Team Blue Disease
Puteulanus morbus, or Team Blue Disease is a non-communicable disease that causes the whole body to turn blue and white, akin to the blue-and-white face paint worn by the fans of the Blue Team. There are many side effects and phases, and a cure is improbable, but not impossible to find. There are nine phases before the victim's body turns blue and white and before their breathing gets complicated.
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Phases[edit]
Phase 1: The penguin's vision begins to speed up. (ex. if you were watching TV, your show speeds up x10.)
Phase 2: The penguin's voice begins to crack.
Phase 3: The penguin begins to show signs of narcolepsy (severity is varied).
Phase 4: The penguin hallucinates, with images varying from victim to victim. When they go to sleep, they have strange Blue/Red/Oranje/Green/Yellow/Purple Team dreams and nothing else.
Phase 5: The penguin constantly wiggles and squirms. Their brain suddenly shuts off. Talking or breathing attempts might produce squeaking noises.
Phase 6: The penguin begins to get blue spots all over them, which will fade away but eventually resemble the Team Blue face paint. Their brain begins to work properly, but anything resembling a coherent thought is related to Team Blue.
Phase 7: The penguin begins to dance uncontrollably.
Phase 8: The penguin tends to lose balance more often.
Phase 9: The penguin begins to scream in l33t, "Mµ$7 937 1nh4£3r!" This is the final stage, and the blue-and-white colors have shown.
Side Effects[edit]
- Nausea
- A Xet-like array of slang (like calling RS 'one of his own.')
- Singing at the dinner table. That's illegal.
- Farting (The green musical note)
Trivia[edit]
- Patrick Tea was afflicted with this disease when he was 11. He barely survived, and was ill for 42 days. Thankfully, his case was not as severe, and he survived.
- Patrick Tea is currently suffering once again. He is on Phase 1.
- Strangely, Snow is researching a similar disease with the Brownie Research Lab. This version affects puffles.
