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“	My brain hurt.	”
—Ben Hun, on 7:18 PM, June 19, 2010.

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“	I N33D ZuBzCrIbRz tO tAk3 0VeR Th3 W0rLD.	”
—Captain Str00del, on PengTube

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“	You didn't see anything...	”
—Madagascar Penguins

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“	ZOMG-YOUR-ROCKHOPPER-AND-YOU'RE-A-NINJA!	”
—Ninjahopper's Students

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“	DO I LOOK LIKE AN EMPRESS TO YOU??????? Well, yes, I do, but anyway...	”
—Mabel

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“	VOU HERE THAT, PENGHIS?! THAT'S 'ZEE SOUND OF THE UNITED OPRESSED PENGUINS! TOGETHER, VE ARE NOTHING, BUT WHEN UNITED, WE CAN BE A REAL BIG PAIN IN ZEE FANNY!	”
—Bolsheevic Penguinsky

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“	How does that work you ask? With the MAGIC OF SOVIET RUSSIA.	”
—Bugzy's Ultimate Excuse

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“	Enough "court". Let me shoot something!	”
	— Major Sheep

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