Text hose

The text hose, a cruel machine or weapon that ain't no ordinary grannies garden hose. But a monster of a weapon and only the most dreadful and wicked penguins could use.

Background

In late 1845 a puffle known as Gudd Lapooh would make one of the most deadly and unfare weapon of all hours. A sure weapon that all sore loosers who wants to get revenge would use. This weapon, of a more crazy look was a rather noobish weapon when a normal person would look at it. In fact no one would even think its a weapon. Most penguins thought that it was just some Nanny who over did it when watering the flowers. But no over some couple years Gudd Lapooh made this over looked machine. It was quite basic to use but making it was the hard part. Most weapons you assemble it together. That is most, but this one you did not. This one took an good deal of hard hacking, programing and scripting. This is a rare occasion for a weapon and most unlikley to be stelth worthy. But none the less this weapon is a leathl and worthy of use. It all started on a day most unusual, infact VERY odd. People in Antarctic where having flower day on the wrong day. Gudd Lapooh was odd him self so he did not take much to it.

But now to the point of our story. Gudd Lapooh was heading down to one of his secret labs when he saw that strait a head his flowers or garden needed watering. Ahh i'll do it after said Gudd I would prefer to think about what my next GREAT object will be. So he did and went back down to his lab. Around four to seven hours went by and had still not thought of anything. Mostly cause he was playing Moonation Racers the hole time. He then remembered that he needed to water his flowers. When he reached the flowers he saw that the had disappeared!! And to his surprise, saw rather large holes in the ground.