User:Agent Johnson/Stuff Fanoners Say

Nothing to see here. Just a little personal archive I'm writing here.

“It is sad that I have to do the system administration for this filthy place (in fact, all of *.clubpenguinwiki.info). I've sparked tons of drama there. Very funny to watch. I won't support this or oppose this, but I'll sit with the popcorn.”
~ Andrew, summarising the Staff's opinion on Fanon

“There is no protection from "being offended". I am "offended" that this abomination even has a chance to succeed. I am "offended" by the attempt to corrupt this site by writing homosexuality into a mainspace article (since deleted), and I am "offended" that a certain user is unable to keep his darkest, most intimate fetishes to himself, instead proclaiming them on the highest mountaintop. -but you know what? I got over it. Political correctness is a cancer, and I will not withdraw any statement because it hurts someone's feelings. My feelings have been hurt for years and my beliefs and religion are bashed daily. Many adherents to your beliefs assert a right to torment mine. Feel thine own medicine.”
~ TurtleShroom

“Got my first pay check last night. The government took a LOT out of it.”
~ Feey1 discovering the world outside the basement

“So Swiss Ninja. You think you've won?”
~ Feey1 flexing his e-muscles

“IF you dare not to comply with this, I will send TS to personally intervene. FEAR HIM; for he is the OOC king, he knows it well. And if you continue to agitate him, TS will have no choice but to forcibly edit the articles Box Kingdom and Box Knight against your will since we have called an OOC. Other consequences may include the articles being removed from your possesion, most likely DELETED, and/or a 24 Hour Ban if you also give a bad attitude. Don't say we didn't warn you. We will also clean up the April Fools special if we must as well.”
~ SwissKing flexing his e-muscles

“I know youre new around here, so let me tell you some stuff about the wiki. First off, who do you think you are, boy? Nobody, and I mean NOBODY dares to invade the USA article, except for one group, called the Ninja Archipelago Union, which consists of Antarctica's most oldest and powerfullest armies ever. Your puny army cant possibly defeat the USA even if they tried. EVEN IF THEY TRIED. Even the AU is afraid to fight them! Dont get cocky either, because the Ninja Archipelago doesnt like competition. If your army, from CP, even ATTEMPTS to fight the USA, youre gonna have to deal with the AU nations of Snowzerland, Castilla, and Liguria. And trust me. They will kick the FCPA's butt in a flash! You know why? Cause these nations have centuries old armies, the latest technologies, lots and lots of trained troops, and NUCLEAR BOMBS, which can cause devastating effects. Now, i should say that your alliance should keep the peace, or else your headquarters are going to end like this (some image of a burning building in a kid's wiki)”
~ SwissKing flexing his e-muscles

“This is all in good fun, but kid, you're really know you're stepping into the big leagues when I invoke FOAMING AT THE MOUTH GUY.”
~ TurtleShroom using innuendos on a kid's wiki

“If the average English person saw you, he would get a cricket bat and beat you up.”
~ Me to Swiss Ninja; yeah, I'm not totally innocent of not saying cringewrothy stuff