User:TheBroMaster

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Yo! I'm Bro! If you need anything, just ask me! I'm also the author of the popular FanonBall series.

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Some of my articles and stories

These are some of my best articles; ones that I'm particularly proud of.

• Shops Island
• Bro
• Bro and the Hochstadts
• Calada, Eh?
• The Great Yowien War (A collab with Swiss)
• Shops Civil War
• SIA
• Lavender
• Puffalia
• Red Shield Bank
• SIA Space Command Fleet
• Goberna
• Brook Edward LasVegas (A collab with Cp kid)
• Puffarus
• General Broseph
• Malesian Armed Forces
• Squarium
• Fall of Nexon (A collab with Slenderman)
• The Plague War
• The Axle Powers
• Sunset City
• Frosian War
• City of Goberna
• Foreign Relations of Shops Island
• Saviors from Above
• Liberation of Planet 1984
• The Broseph Leaks
• Vonkouver Trials
• Dominion of Notron
• Asiapelago War

Friends

Best friends are in bold. Italics indicate that they're my friends on other wikis, and edit here or use Fanon's IRC, too.

• Swiss Ninja
• Chub777
• Yoshi11
• EDFan12345
• Cp Kid
• Wonderweez
• Penstubal
• Ninjinian
• Agent Rogue Bloodshedder
• AeroNachos
• Jsudsu9988
• Star kirby12
• Rockhopperfan
• Chill57181
• Snowstormer
• Atum
• Asem(not)har
• QuarterOrange
• Abdul54

Cardinal rules of Life

These are my rules that I aimlessly abide by at all times. Prepare to have your mind=blown with all the awesomeness.

Hitler sucks at making promises.

1. SOCIALISM IS THEFT!
2. My name is Bro, not BroMaster.
3. Secret pages are overrated.
4. Disney sucks.
5. Club Penguin is no longer awesome.
6. Wars are much more entertaining than FCG Specials.
7. There is no way to look like a boss in slippers.
8. It's impossible to be cool when you're speaking French.
9. 1+1=5
10. Democracy is overrated.
11. remove slender remove slender yuo are worst man.
12. If Jimmy has 2x - 1 apples and eats 0.75 of them, calculate the Sun's mass.
13. How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None!
14. Thanks Obama.
15. Evolution: Belief is optional - Participation is not.
16. Technically correct is the best kind of correct!
17. Good night, and big balls.
18. YOU SAW NOTHING!

Templates

One big happy family.

Here are all my awesome templates.

TheBroMaster is an Atheist.

This user is Canadian! The Maple Leaf Forever, eh?

TheBroMaster has a paying job. Good for them!

TheBroMaster is a Swiss Ninja fan! If you truly are (or not), put this on your awesome user page too using {{SwissNinjaFan}}!

This user LOVES FanonBall!

TheBroMaster is a friend of Wonderweez.

This user supports Kosovo's independence!

TheBroMaster got 100% on the Club Penguin Fanon Wiki Fun Stuff's America Quiz!

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This user has made 3,386 edits on this Wiki.

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  tfw your partner botches the presentation

Quotes

A collection of my favorite conservative and inspirational quotes.

“	To err is human; To persist in error is diabolical.	”
	— Seneca

“	A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have.	”
	— Gerald Ford

“	He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.	”
	— Sir Winston Churchill

“	History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it.	”
	— Sir Winston Churchill

“	The State is the great fiction through which everyone endeavors to live at the expense of everyone else.	”
	— Frédéric Bastiat