User:XTUX345/Final Farewell

Dear members of the Club Penguin Fanon Wiki,

The site has been in steady decline for a couple of months, and we haven't been getting much done lately except bicker with each other and cause flame wars. We are nothing like we used to be.Therefore, without further ado, I announce my resignation from the Club Penguin Fanon Wiki. I shall no longer be active, although I may check the site once in a while to see how it's doing.

• Austin8310, I will probably miss you the most. You were a true genus, a master of literature, and your stories were masterpieces. To you I give the ownership of "XTUX Hun", "Stranger", and all of my stories, unfinished or otherwise. May God bless you, and give you a good life.

• TurtleShroom, You have been a thorn in the flesh for many users, including myself. In "trying" to "help" you caused much damage to this website, and was the greatest contributor to our current, pathetic state. However, you were great at writing, and frankly, Mattress Village is one of my favourite articles. To you I give "Aunt Agatha", and "Lord of the Crap", along with "Fudd Lapooh" and the entire "Lapooh Family"

• Swiss Ninja, Snowzerland and Swiss Ninja were your masterpieces. While you seem to have fallen into a rut, I believe in you, and to you I give "Waffleland", along with "T.H.I.S." and "Overlord" (if you can, please expand him. I never got to finish him). Make good use of these gifts, and you may rise again.

• Sancho, I am ashamed of you, and yet at the same time I pity you (you know why, and the others may know soon). I will keep you in my prayers, and I pray that you may find light, the light.

• Kwiksilver, I have not yet forgotten Project:Kwiksilver, even though it is on hold. You may be hearing more about it soon, ;P

To the rest of you, I bid farewell, and godspeed, and I hope that one day this site may rise once more.

--XTUX345: "May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose! May an elephant caress you with his toes!" 15:34, 23 September 2011 (UTC)

P.S.Before I go, I highly recommend giving My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic a try, especially the new two-part episode. Trust me, you won't regret it.

P.P.S Also, check out User:XTUX345/Source Code for info on my unfinished projects. More will be released soon.