User:Zone/About Dragon Slayer Ornstein

Since I'm at the root of this, and because he's been globally blocked I should explain a few things about CPWN's dearest pal; Dragon Slayer Ornstein.

For all the people who think DSO is me and I'm getting a rise out of it; I'm not DSO, but you're right about the latter. DSO is actually a friend of mine IRL, he found out about this site because he was on my computer and saw the tab (even though I don't edit I still like to see what's going on). I've pretty much been backstage watching the whole thing laughing about it because poor DSO is copping all this abuse, getting all these bans and all these people angry when realistically he hasn't really broken much rules, and the things he's done are so incredibly insignificant that it's obvious that you guys are just using whatever as a scapegoat to ban him. The funniest thing about the whole thing is that DSO has no idea who I am on CPWN, so because of you guys telling him he's me and talking about the contributions I've done when CPWN is brought up I get to hear him talk about how he's "the chosen one" and is my descendant, boy did my sides hurt after hearing that lOl. The reason why his IP changes is because he edits on other people's computers. He doesn't own one, so he just uses one when he can find one available. I mean realistically, would a character like DSO use proxies? Then again, it is understandable if anyone thinks that he does because you guys think he's me.

Now let's talk about DSO himself; I don't know about chosen one, but he has a rare condition called Synesthesia. Things like the alphabet, music, numbers and the like DSO can tell you what color they are, what they smell like, what they sound like etc. With all the uh, let's call it stuff he's done over the years though he is on an entirely different plane of existence. He's in his own world. I don't see his condition and the things he's done a bad thing though, rather I see it as an opportunity. He's incredibly imaginative, but he lacks direction. If you've taken a look at the old wikia site, I'm translating and adding some pictures about the mad sick story. Its pretty much become a joint project - it's DSO's story but I'm just making it presentable. It's actually being pretty fun, I feel like the feeling and magic I felt when I first edited here coming back, it's like I'm back in the golden age as you guys like to put it. Some of the things DSO has come up with have been pretty funny too; apparently in chapter 2 he's going to have Harold and Darold build a car made out of Doom Weed and attempt to drive out of the ghetto with it, but the instant they start to run it it catches on fire and there's all this smoke going up in the air and they end up making the whole ghetto high as a kite, lOl. I don't know if it would be allowed here or not though, but I think I saw something about intoxication from cream soda or something like that once.

Realistically, DSO hasn't really done much; it's just that he ticked off the wrong people. He's not a troll either; the reason why people get trolled is because they don't realize they're getting angry and offended about something insignificant.

Also I'd like to address some rumors that have been circulating about little old me;

• I am not an alcoholic. Honestly I don't even drink that much, only in social situations. And before people start saying that it's illegal, I'm 18 now so it's perfectly legal in Kangaroo Land. Sucked in for all you Americans who have to wait until you're 21, lOl.
• I don't smoke weed erryday. Weed's an expensive habit.
• I have not hit rock bottom.
• I don't hate you guys. I don't hate anyone, for that matter. I love CPWN and all the users here (no homo), I have fond memories of this place and maybe I just might come back and edit.

Oh yeah, and you guys misinterpreted what I said about the whole cooking thing. It wasn't a cooking school, it was a course for the high achieving students which guaranteed them a diploma and advanced diploma. Unfortunately I didn't get in because it required a cert 3 at the time which I didn't have. I actually mentioned it in my talk a while back, guess not many people read it. Oh well. What I am doing at the moment though, is getting that cert 3 and I've taken up jujutsu as well, currently an orange belt. I get to swing real, yes real katanas around and learn how to fight. Ideally I'd like to get my qualifications as a chef then join the military and become an army cook (no way am I going navy with what my old man's been telling me)

Finally, I deeply apologize to Iceflower and anyone else who was worried for my welfare. I saw that message Iceflower left on my talk page, which is why I've decided to come clean about the whole DSO thing. I feel terrible for that, I swear I'll make up for it somehow.

Well, with that explained; how y'all doin'? Zone 14:04, 3 July 2012 (UTC)