User blog:Cp kid/ISIS Parody

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Ok, so I was thinking- simply put: Why don't we make an ISIS parody?

I understand that they are a bunch of disgusting lowlifes, terrible people all around. If we were to make an article about them, we would make them out just that, or worse. Now, you might ask- "Isis is a bunch of radical people claiming to be muslims, that fight in the name of Islam, so how could we parody them here since we don't have religion?" Very good question, one that has a somewhat thought-out answer.

Now think, we have the Str00dels, a bunch of no-good trouble makers who like to spam the CPW. From them came Slumolia full of "TaliBEAN" soldiers, led by Osama BEAN Larken- overall an obvious parody of the Taliban, another irl terrorist group. On fanon, the TaliBEAN/Slumolia are radicals who fight in the name of Captain Str00del, although he has publicly denounced them and said they are not "real Str00dels", similar to how Muslims say ISIS isn't representative of Islam as a religion.

After that, I'm somewhat stuck. It's very possible to make this, but I don't want them to be the same as the TaliBEAN. So, I was thinking maybe it could be a secret child branch of Slumolia or the TaliBEAN.

Name[edit]

Now, here is where I am putting my name ideas. I'd like to read your comments, ideas and opinions.

  • SSFR (pronounced Ss-fur)- One of the following two:
  • Str00del State of the Free Republics- Str00del, making them a radical group of penguins fighting "in the name of Captain Str00del", very similar to Slumolia as a whole. If they were named with Str00del, they could be a completely different group that just works with Slumolia, or that child-branch I mentioned earlier, that's either a public off-branch or just something founded behind closed doors.
  • Slumolian State of the Free Republics- Slumolian officially making them an entity of Slumolia, like the TaliBEAN.
  • Free Republics is there just because I figured, regardless of where they're fighting, Ssfur would be a good-sounding abbreviation (and I figured they would have targeted free republics before the main USA). Just like ISIS, the world would call them SSFR even if they constantly changed their name afterwards. However, if you want to suggest a different abbreviation you can.

Ideas/Comments[edit]

Terrorizing[edit]

Now that we have a name and a general background, where would they be terrorizing? ISIS is mainly in Iraq and Syria, but we don't have parodies of either of those nations. So, as I stated before, I think having them target the small Free Republics could be a good idea, and maybe start fighting the big fish USA in certain areas to claim land. But, other than that I'm not sure.

Comments[edit]

Please put comments, opinions, ideas, etc about anything in this section (or on the talk page I guess), even if it's a topic that you thought of that I didn't bring up here! CKSig.pngWannaTalk? 04:32, 26 January 2015 (UTC)


I think that this ISIS parody should be a callback to the old "innocent" times of the CPFW. The Str00del Force is considered an evil group in the Fanon universe because it is known for vandalizing the Club Penguin Wiki. I suggest we should continue to have them vandalize property/the CPW as well as do other silly things such as throw pies and explode buildings with popcorn machines. (Like Herbert?). I am thinking that maybe some alternate names could be just simply the Str00del State and/or the Str00del State of Slumolia and UnitedTerra (SSSU or SSSUT, pronounced "Soo" or "Soot"), since ISIS is known for having multiple names (ISIS- Islamic State of Iraq and Syria, ISIL- Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant, IS- Islamic State, and DAESH- a transliteration of the acronym ISIS in Arabic). I added UnitedTerra in there since United Terra is Slumolia's owner as well as closest neighbor. It would make sense that the radical Slumolians see UnitedTerra as an imperial oppressor.

--Gottfried Pondering.pngUser:Swiss Ninja Clovis Hochstadt Performing.png (My Talk Page) 04:47, 26 January 2015 (UTC)

I'm seconding Swiss' opinion here. An ISIS parody could be a group that just gets in the way, vandalizes and is generally annoying (what I'm saying is, your regular, generic antagonist). You could make it Fair Game so anybody could use it in their stories/articles. As for the name, irl ISIS goes by many, so the parody could have multiple names as well. --AusFlag.png Chub777('STRAYA) Chub777.png 05:05, 26 January 2015 (UTC)
Keep in mind, ISIL has people on the internet. Also, the U.S govt. could've placed the site on it's watchlist due to the even mention possibly of ISIS on a non-major media site. I'm neutral, but be willing to bear any consequence as a result of it. -Wonderweez (Talk · Contribs) 05:44, 26 January 2015 (UTC)
ANOTHER Str00del Force?! Oh, I am SO in for this! (I've been waiting for another major non-militant project to happen! Wasn't the last one back in January 2013?) ULSK12TalkContribsYoutube EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR OO DriveMax Ultrazord.jpg 12:07, 26 January 2015 (UTC)
I don't like excessive war related articles and neither does HatPop and Amigopen so please no.
BluePuffle.pngPerapin
05:45, 26 January 2015 (UTC)

Oh yeah, that's what I was originally thinking- keep them in line with the Str00dels and the Slumolians, a throwback to the more laid back times. Sorry if I forgot to mention that. However, I don't think we should merge them with the actual Str00dels because Captain Str00del himself doesn't like Slumolia, claiming them to be radical/extremists, which is exactly what we'd want the ISIS parody to be. Also Swiss, I like your idea of naming them SSSUT instead, but how exactly would that make them tie in with Slumolia, UT, and Antarctica as a whole? Would it change the history and presence today into an unofficial state (whereas now it's an actual state) who just claimed the land? Tbh that doesn't sound like a bad idea- I don't think Slumolia's actually mentioned on the present UT article, so it wouldn't really matter if we changed the background a little bit. If we did this though, where would that leave the TaliBEAN, and what would their place be in all of this? Also, if the NSA's reading this now: We're a Club Penguin fan site that parodies things seen in the real world. Not terrorists. CKSig.pngWannaTalk? 05:57, 26 January 2015 (UTC)