User blog:TurtleShroom/Extremely Short Story: SANTA SCARES KEITH
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(The Masters and Explorer are singing at the office, Keith is nearby)
McFlapp: Oh, you better not pout...
Explorer: You better not cry...
Keith: ...why not?
DJ X: You better not shout, I'm telling you why...
Keith: Why? WHY?!
All others: Santa Claus is comin' to town!
Keith: Was he invited?
Director Benny: He sees you when you're sleeping...
Keith: (trembly) Th-that's kind of creepy...
(Keith continues to tremble)
DJ X: He knows when you're awake...
Keith: ...he's in my room.
McFlapp: He knows if you've been bad or good...
Keith: ...oh, crayons...
Explorer: So be good for-
(Director Benny interupts)
Director Benny: Santa Claus has got his eyes all over you, Keith. It is over for you. You better watch out, oh! Look out there, Santa Claus is peeping around the corner at you! You are in deep trouble, you know that? It is over for your kind, you know that? Well, you are not going to get away with that! Do you understand? You have got to be true blue through and through, as Santa Claus is going to GET YOU![1]
(Keith flees and destroys things in his path while running, everyone slaps Benny)
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Merry Christmas, everyone. --† This is Serious Business! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! † :) :) GIANT FLAMING EYEBROWS. † 03:03, December 11, 2009 (UTC)
