User blog:TurtleShroom/HALEY'S FATE: the Scapegoat of the Board

* All of the Boardmen raise what seems to be their flippers to the air. *

Controllers of the Masters of the Masters of the Universe, oh great and powerful Ones, we humbly call all of you forth. We have made a decision concerning one of your own, and seek your most high approval. We awaut all messages from your divine keyboards and hope that we have pleased you as your representatives of the universe.

One of your own, the Holy One called Anniemoose98, has broken the sacred laws of your divine people. It is known by you and by us that your kind may control us by a medium like a character or weather, or may directly speak to us and have us, the Board, exact your will. Directly contacting a non-Level Seven breaker is a violation of this immortal contract, and demands punishment. We were to curse Dan with the worst of curses, but at the last second, we spared him... -but being bound by our oath to curse, and having no place to send all of that Wutt Raditation, we have to find an appropriate replacement.

That replacement is Haley, who was to be Dan's spouse. Our curse is a multi-step procedure. We will first use all our known power to alter Dan's love to the best of our abilities. No longer will he fall for Haley or see attractiveness in her. No, he will lose such longing for years to come. Then, Dan will be hit with affection for a penguin he now hates. He will fall for the lovable spasticness of one particular crazy girl... a penguin he shall marry and spend the rest of his days with.

As for Haley, we have a special punishment for her. On Tuesday morning, Haley will wake up to a new life. Only Dan, the Board, you oh Holy Ones, and certain Bureau Employees will ever have recollection of this. Even Haley will never recall her former self, if we cast this correctly. Dan shall wallow in the guilt that he did not form, and Anniemoose98 shall forever remember what happens when he breaches a contract with his kind and ours. No one, not even the Ones themselves, are above the law.

Oh Holy Ones, we plan to change Haley into either a nerd, or a Gothic/goth. We seek your suggestions and commands, your ideas and commentary. We are having difficulty deciding, and we need your help as soon as you can. If done right, you could have a new HQA3 for your collection, and if we fail, Dan has still learned his lesson. Stories could even be in the future if what other Holy Ones have told us comes to fruition!

Our request is simple. Discuss Haley's fate. Tell us: shall she be a nerd, or goth?

Haley is to be cursed into a subculture, complete with personality changes, wardrobe edits, and interests. What shall she become?

Please vote below.

NERD IS THE WORD!

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GO FOR THE GOTH!

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There were 0 votes since the poll was created on 19:37, 2 March 2013.

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Okay, enough with the Board speak.

This is me, TurtleShroom, with a blog no one will really pay too much attention to.

Dan, through a roleplay tale, ripped open an exciting new can of worms. Through a long series of events, it was decided that the Board of Fiction will curse Haley into a particular subculture/clique. We were at a toss-up between nerd and Gothic/goth.

When transformed, everyone in the universe, save Dan and a select few (but not Haley), will forget how the old Haley ever lived, as she never existed.

Haley will still be the same penguin, just with a different personality and set of interests. Inside either her apathetic, black-clothed body, or her glasses-wearing, socially awkward being, will remain the old Haley's personality, fighting to maintain control over the ever-pressing curse.

I was thinking that she should retain a bit of her former self and go on a quest to change herself back. On the way, she will be confronted with many things her new subculture would partake or be interested in, but she must fight with all she can to press on. Haley will succumb at times and succeed in others. In all, it would be the grounds for a great new article and, someday, an adventure.

Dan would, at last, get a role as he tries to help Haley overcome her nerdiness or goth-ness to change herself back. Dan, though, will realize that he still doesn't have feelings for her in the end, to maintain continuity. The new personlaity cursed on her brings out parts of her Dan didn't know of, and, well, it's my first attempt at a story that has something OTHER than comedy.

The problem is that Dan (the character) hates goths, so the Gothic curse would be a magnificent idea, and the one I want. However, I don't know anything about Gothics except how they dress, and I can't act one out in a story, or act what runs through their mind. I mean, what would she fight off in the story? I know what a stereotypical nerd's trappings could be, but I'm stumped on a goth's distractions.

Basically, I need YOUR help. Yes, you, the one who usually doesn't read or comment here.

What will be Haley's fate?! Only you have the pwoer? I like goth for the curse but can write nerds far better. I can't decide. A "Gothic nerd" is out of the question... trust me.

So... will you help?

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