User blog:TurtleShroom/Ha, I still got it! - Whoot's Blog Entry
#ROLEPLAY# ##Character: Whoot Smackler Whoot##
Well, I ain't throwin' in the towel yet. Ninety or so years ago, as ya all know, I almost ruled tha world!
HA HA HA HA HA - *wheeze* *cough*!
Well, age hasn't stopped me! I may be attached to this here oxygen tank and in a wheelchair, among other stuff, but I still got it, yes siree.
Sure, what I do now is nothing compared to freein' tha superiors from tha evil parade-throwin' clutches of tha Most High Noob-Faces, but I DID do somethin' liberatin' for a day.
Well, as it usually happens, we and tha seniors get this terrible food that tha staff claims is "healthy and life extendin' for aged penguins". Dern Snowflake Valley Retirement Home food! To that I say BAH! I LIVED on orange juice and fishburgers, as well as the occasional lobster, the finest Shoporgshel, sparkling cream soda............... mmmm..... well, it was better than that slop they call healthy brussel sprouts and mashed prunes. It ain't fit for a liberator!
So, I took matters into mah own flippers, I did. Heh heh... usin' tha same skills that got all of my army into tha bunker (that cost meh tha war...), I snuck by everyone and got to their mainframe. So, I got in (the passowrd was "creamed corn") and changed tha menu to actually delicious food for, say the next ten years! HA HA HA! Then, I locked that there password with somethin' that no one could ever guess! Something so unguessable, ya would have to be ME to figure it out!
Anyway, good food for an unguessable decade. Yep.
It ain't world domination, but it IS diabolical and liberating. Food, then I'll run the management, oh yes.................
I'LL BE BACK SOMEDAY, HA HA HA-\
------------wheeze-------------
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...............
Oh no... I can never can never keep that little dictator in his room or off a PC. Well, I'm going to have to learn password cracking... this is one of those days I hate my job.
I sure am glad he's on an oxygen tank. You can just lower them a bit and he falls asleep.
Well, for all of you expecting a character blog, you've got a rant from an old guy. Alas, a nurse's work is never done.
Have a great day.
-The Nurse of Whoot Smackler Whoot.
