User blog:TurtleShroom/Report•AJ
Agent Johnson, you underestimated me. I bugged the IRC. Itʻs all tapped. I am like Dick Cheney. I AM EVERY WHERE. You are ever watched.
No bans are needed. The act of criticizing me alone is truly innocent. You've done no harm. This is just a reminder that I have Turtlenators aside from SN. They are my eyes in ears. My Google Reader apps were shut down, so I have other sources.
Inescapable forever and a day,
--† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! † :) :) "SHOULDER MASSAGE OF DEATH" † † Does insurance cover a missile induced earthquake?! __[1]_[2] ―――――――</big> 15:06, 29 July 2013 (UTC)
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[7/27/2013 11:32:50 PM] ☺: "
[19:09] <Agent_Johnson> Swiss Ninja is still an idiot I see.
[19:09] <Agent_Johnson> What does he have against IPs?
[19:11] <Agent_Johnson> And what is the obsession with infinite block lengths?
[19:11] <+Cp_kid> lol
[19:11] <+Cp_kid> did you hear about them banning Feey1 forever?
[19:11] <Agent_Johnson> I actually support that to be fair.
[19:12] <+Cp_kid> oh :P"
[7/27/2013 11:33:44 PM] ☺: "
[19:22] <Agent_Johnson> Swiss Ninja still appears to be a wiki-imperialist.
[19:22] <Swagalicious> Imperialist?
[19:22] <+Cp_kid> mhmm
[19:22] <Swagalicious> Not sounding stupid, but what does that mean?
[19:22] <Agent_Johnson> He seems obsessed with making his creations better than anyone elses.
[19:22] <Swagalicious> Bro does that too.
[19:22] <Agent_Johnson> He has something against creativity, bar his own.
[19:22] <+Cp_kid> oh, and Broseph is an admin on fanon too now in case you didn't notice
[19:22] <Agent_Johnson> I see.
[19:23] <Agent_Johnson> What has happened?
[19:23] <Swagalicious> I joined. :3
[19:23] <+Cp_kid> swiss extended the admin vote just so bro could be admin
[19:23] <+Cp_kid> he originally planned for bro to be admin, but anybody could submit
[19:23] <Agent_Johnson> Wow, bet he'd do that for me if I came back...
[19:23] <Swagalicious> Bias.
[19:23] <+Cp_kid> and although 3 ppl submitted there were only 2 slots
[19:23] <Swagalicious> Maybe you could get repromoted AJ.
[19:23] <+Cp_kid> .... until bro became third place
[19:23] <Swagalicious> But DON'T QUIT.
[19:24] <Agent_Johnson> Oh wait, he wouldn't because he doesn't know what he's talking about.
[19:24] <Agent_Johnson> I'm too old CP Fanon.
[19:24] <Swagalicious> XTUX was promoted and he hasn't done anything.
[19:24] <Agent_Johnson> too old for CPFW*
[19:24] <Agent_Johnson> XTUX runs Equestria Gaming. Of course he wouldn't.
{TS notes: XTUX is a boss. I need to visit him.}
[19:24] <Agent_Johnson> Equestria Gaming is more successful in a few months compared to Fanon.
[19:24] <Agent_Johnson> http://www.equestriagaming.com/
[19:25] <Agent_Johnson> 10 Admins?
[19:26] <Agent_Johnson> Three Bureaucrats, TS isn't even active and who is Ren Chen whatever his name?
[19:26] <Agent_Johnson> Oh Amigopen.
[19:26] <Swagalicious> That's Amigopen on his phone.
[19:26] <Swagalicious> But why was XTUX promoted if he has his own successful website?
[19:26] <+Cp_kid> because ppl voted for him to be johnny (worry)
[19:27] <Swagalicious> Johnny? Me? :P. I know it's AJ.
[19:27] <Agent_Johnson> Bureaucrats are especially powerful individuals trusted unquestionably by the kingmakers of the CPFW. For this reason, Bureaucrats must personally receive the permission of TurtleShroom, or Swiss Ninja and TurtleShroom. If you think you have what it takes, please, nominate yourself on TS' or SN's page.
[19:27] <Agent_Johnson> TURTLESHROOM?
[19:27] <Agent_Johnson> Power behind the throne...
{Lightning flashes, thunder cracks in the distance.}
[19:27] <Agent_Johnson> And worse a Christian fundamentalist.
{Storm sound effects increase.}
[19:28] <Swagalicious> In my story, I wrote a line in which the teammates were laughing thinking that Brandon and Rettlan were gay.
{This is a confession to violation of CPFW doctrine(s). No ban is needed. Also, no penguin screws each other in that manner on this database.}
[19:28] <Swagalicious> I removed it because TS would die hearing the word "gay."
[19:29] <Agent_Johnson> lol
[19:29] <Agent_Johnson> Thank goodness, in NationStates he's just a nation equal to anyone else. {TS adds: Notice that I don't disobey or fight NS Forum bylaws. A gentleman does not simply ask for power. He seizes it when permission opens the door. 😏 }
[19:29] <Agent_Johnson> Here Swiss has some obsession (Swiss is very obsessive isn't he) with keeping TS in power.
[19:29] <Agent_Johnson> For doing nothing.
[19:29] <Swagalicious> Is Swiss your friend?
[19:29] <Swagalicious> What would he do if he came on right now
[19:30] <Agent_Johnson> Frenemies more like.
[19:30] <Agent_Johnson> Or acquaintances.
[19:30] <Swagalicious> Do you have any enemies?
[19:31] <Agent_Johnson> Feey.
[19:31] <Agent_Johnson> TurtleShroom, {TS adds: I din't consider AJ an enemy, just a jerk. "Love your enemies, pray for those who persecute you.}
although we're on a neutral basis on NationStates.
[19:31] <Agent_Johnson> And technically Swiss Ninja.
[19:31] <Swagalicious> He seems to be everyone's enemy. Feey I mean.
[19:32] <Agent_Johnson> If he's angered me AND Swiss, something is clearly wrong.
[19:32] <Swagalicious> Yeah.
[19:32] <Agent_Johnson> Best of all I was always the one who said 'no more chances'.
[19:32] <Agent_Johnson> What does Swiss do?
[19:32] <Agent_Johnson> Unblock him.
[19:32] <Swagalicious> I wonder if he misses Fanon.
[19:32] <Agent_Johnson> Months later, reblocked.
[19:32] <Swagalicious> Swiss banned him forever because he was picking on his dad.
[19:32] <Agent_Johnson> Maybe.
[19:33] <Agent_Johnson> Feey said something about Swiss' Dad?
[19:33] <Swagalicious> Yeah, about blood clots and stuff.
[19:33] <+Cp_kid> oh btw AJ the PT fanon Wiki is supposed to become part of the network soon
[19:33] <+Wonderweez> I'm here.
[19:33] <Agent_Johnson> Seems personal to block him for an infinite period, but nevertheless, as long as he's not here.
[19:33] <Swagalicious> Hi.
[19:33] <Agent_Johnson> Really Cp Kid?
[19:33] <Agent_Johnson> Hi Wonderweez.
[19:33] <+Wonderweez> What must I do?
[19:34] <Agent_Johnson> In case you don't know, I'm an Ex-Staffer.
[19:34] <+Wonderweez> Your user?
[19:34] <Swagalicious> http://fanon.clubpenguinwiki.info/wiki/Special:Contributions/Feey1 Agent Johnson, the description is the thing about the dad.
[19:34] <+Wonderweez> I do not know this Nickname of Agent_Johnson
[19:34] <Swagalicious> It's Agent Johnson.
[19:34] <Swagalicious> He hasn't edited in a while.
[19:34] <+Wonderweez> Oh.
[19:35] <Swagalicious> Edited Fanon, Un CP when it still existed.
[19:35] <+Wonderweez> I'll BRB
[19:35] <+Wonderweez> Interesting
[19:35] <Agent_Johnson> 'Intimidating behaviour/harassment: Feey continues to insult me on the IRC and has called me a liar about my father's recent blood clot issue. TS and I agree this has gone too far. '
[19:35] <Agent_Johnson> I like 'AND TS'
[19:35] <Agent_Johnson> Seriously what does he have to do with anything?
[19:36] <+Cp_kid> ts is the leader of fanon
[19:36] <+Cp_kid> that's what (worry)
[19:36] <+Cp_kid> (apparently)
[19:36] <Agent_Johnson> And that happened when me and HF gave up.
[19:37] <Agent_Johnson> As TS would put it, we were able to 'coup' the Wiki.
[19:37] <Agent_Johnson> The thing that TS is most afraid of is losing power. {TS adds: Itʻs true.}
[19:37] <Agent_Johnson> We demoted him to Administrator.
[19:37] <Agent_Johnson> We gave up the game, SN is left in control, he makes TS a B'Crat.
[19:37] <Swagalicious> I think he made the CPW crazy back in 09.
[19:38] <Agent_Johnson> Good god it was.
[19:38] <Agent_Johnson> He was the 'Webmaster' back in the days.
[19:38] <Agent_Johnson> 'TS and I are the wiki's protectors' - quote I found.
[19:38] <Agent_Johnson> Seriously, I feel like creating a rant about this.
[19:39] <+Cp_kid> looooong before our nooby times (mine and johnny's)
[19:39] <Agent_Johnson> I was there in my noob years.
[19:39] <+Cp_kid> actually idk because weren't you editing for a while as an IP johnny?
[19:39] <Swagalicious> Then the new era of "noobs",
[19:39] <Agent_Johnson> I don't think I edited via an IP.
[19:40] <Swagalicious> I did.
[19:40] <Swagalicious> It got banned forever since I made FunFic articles about Sea and LM.
[19:41] <Agent_Johnson> lol
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