User talk:Diosus

Excuse me...

Why don't you come on and edit some more? We'd love to have you back and it'd be great to see you again.

--XTUX345: "May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose! May an elephant caress you with his toes!" 18:34, 2 February 2011 (UTC)

RE:

Don't worry, I acctually didn't send it that long ago.--XTUX345: "May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose! May an elephant caress you with his toes!" 22:08, 17 February 2011 (UTC)

Hey

Good to see you back!

Hey, I was wondering if I could use Diosus in The Absurd Mission.

He should be in more stories. BTW, I lol'd at the multiclassing picture. That was epic win. --Austin8310 ^{Bow ties are COOL.} 15:07, 18 February 2011 (UTC)

RE:

I didn't respond because I didn't have any information to provide. I apoligize for the incompetence. --† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †  :)  :) ^{He had the gall to write his name on my mother!} † † ...-but forget about that. Now we shall make play by doing the typing of the articles, yah! ――–――――― 20:31, 18 February 2011 (UTC)

re ads

I'll talk with Seahorse about this soon. --andrew<staff />^{fin. now stop bugging me :|} 01:29, 21 February 2011 (UTC)

RE: No reply

Ben, you announced that you had written an article. I didn't know you wanted a reply. I wasn't able to answer your first message, and I dd not know that your second even needed one. --† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †  :)  :) ^{Infidels don't know 'bout my nukes.} † † I have OFFICIALLY DECIDED that poet Anne Sexton is emo. ――–――――― 00:43, 23 February 2011 (UTC)

Re:Diosus image

I'll be right on it! I'll do my very best with this image, and I can't say how long I'll take, but it should be soon.--XTUX345: "May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose! May an elephant caress you with his toes!" 17:06, 24 February 2011 (UTC)

RE:

Uhhhh....

That'd mean redoing the entire image, and right now I'm very busy with another image. I'm sorry, but I can't help right now.

--XTUX345: "May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose! May an elephant caress you with his toes!" 18:32, 24 February 2011 (UTC)

RE:

Yeah, I kinda thought that too.--XTUX345: "May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose! May an elephant caress you with his toes!" 18:35, 24 February 2011 (UTC)

I was kinda thinking that that robe could be a running joke, as it often gets in Diosus's way and people mistake it for a dress, which makes him mad.--XTUX345: "May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose! May an elephant caress you with his toes!" 18:41, 24 February 2011 (UTC)

RE:whatever the title was I forgot and I'm too lazy to check it

Wanna know what you should do? Just contest Explorer. Explorer and TS's word isn't law. so yeah you can just remove it. I'll do it. Then you won't have to rewrite your character for the billionth time.

Also, BTW, you don't ask others to join your story, you start a story. See The Absurd Mission. It started slow, but then now it involves TS and SN's characters also. So, yeah. Just sayin'--Austin8310 ^{Bow ties are COOL.} 18:03, 26 February 2011 (UTC)

RE: Wizards not welcome

I wrote the OOC policy and I don't understand half the stuff you were saying. Have you been reading this or this?

Please read up on this and then we can talk about your character. Yours Truly, Explorer 767 (THE DEFENESTRATOR...inator.) v • e 18:10, 26 February 2011 (UTC)

There is no mention of the words "Universal Preservation" in the article. Also, just because it's a UP thing doesn't mean magic is completely off limits to its users. The general public shouldn't know about magic; wizards can. Yours Truly, Explorer 767 (THE DEFENESTRATOR...inator.) v • e 22:00, 26 February 2011 (UTC)

Who said you couldn't have your character reveal his secret to a few people? Yours Truly, Explorer 767 (THE DEFENESTRATOR...inator.) v • e 22:17, 26 February 2011 (UTC)

Yes, the Shout Box is closed. That's a Monaco widget, and I don't think the Staff are willing to replicate it. Besides, the IRC channel is better. Yours Truly, Explorer 767 (THE DEFENESTRATOR...inator.) v • e 23:33, 26 February 2011 (UTC)

RE: Inquisition

Not now, not ever. The Inquisition is a core component of TurtleShroom, Holyberden, the Un-CP, Absurd Mission, Inquisitor, Abandoned Mini-Amusment Park off of Torn Highway, Amy, the vigilante scene, and more.

It has its own category and hasbeen referenced and utilized by me more than anything you did.

I adopted it legitly and made it the article it is today. I made the jarring chords, I designed their uniform, I pulled the "NOBODY EXPECTS" joke, and by gravy, I brought it from this to what it is today.

You didn't do much with it after you wrote the two articles. I expanded it into the empire it is today and I had it bought out by Holyberden.

Don't say that you made the article successful or far-reaching. I did that. If I didn't actually use and greatly expand it, I would be glad to give it back, but because I worked so hard on it and use it so much, I'm keeping it for now and forever.]

Sorry, but no.

--† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †  :)  :) ^{Infidels don't know 'bout my nukes.} † † I have OFFICIALLY DECIDED that poet Anne Sexton is emo. ――–――――― 01:47, 27 February 2011 (UTC)

RE: RE: Inquisition

Diosus, you didn't do anything with the Inquisition when you had it. It had wretched grammar, one or two links, and was not in any way a MQA. The Adoption Doctrines permit that anyone who expands a LQA to a MQA seizes and keeps the article as theirs, forever.

HOWEVER, if you really insist on taking the Inquisition from me, there is a legal avenue to do so.

You can file an Article of Seizure on the talk page. I'll do that for you. Let the people decide our issue.

--† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †  :)  :) ^{Infidels don't know 'bout my nukes.} † † I have OFFICIALLY DECIDED that poet Anne Sexton is emo. ――–――――― 21:09, 28 February 2011 (UTC)

Actually, the Inquisitor is included in this package. If I win, it's all mine, and if you win, it's all yours. --† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †  :)  :) ^{Infidels don't know 'bout my nukes.} † † I have OFFICIALLY DECIDED that poet Anne Sexton is emo. ――–――――― 22:14, 28 February 2011 (UTC)

One cruel mushroom, eh? How is that coming from the same keyboard that has brownosed me and praised me as "the best thing ever" in the past? I suggest you read this Bible verse, Ben: James 3:9-12.(You can read the entire chapter for the context, which talks about controlling what one says.)

God says that you can't praise and curse God (or anyone else) with the same mouth. It is one or the other; man can not serve two masters; there are no fence sitters in such theological issues.

--† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †  :)  :) ^{Infidels don't know 'bout my nukes.} † † I have OFFICIALLY DECIDED that poet Anne Sexton is emo. ――–――――― 23:20, 28 February 2011 (UTC)

Dude, the voting is still open. --THE SHEEP! |FIGHTTHEPOWER! (Stuff I did and stuff) 16:44, 1 March 2011 (UTC)

RE: Lulz-Cat

You are absolutely correct. I bound myself to my word and said you could keep Fail Lulz-Cat.

HOWEVER, I can not do that. I WANT TO, but I can't.

Let me explain.

Back when the CPFW was still on Wikia, everyone demanded Lulz-Cat to be removed. I protested, saying I had a promise to keep, but they insisted on Fail Cat's deletion. I didn't like it, but since you had quit during that time, I didn't press on.

Now, that decision has returned to haunt me. I can't import Fail Cat, because the article does not exist. It was deleted from CPF-Wikia and can not be restored because a certain scumbag globally-permabanned me on Wikia.

As a man of my word, I WOULD import Fail Cat for you, but I can't, because the article was deleted from both wikis.

I really am sorry.

--† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †  :)  :) ^{Infidels don't know 'bout my nukes.} † † I have OFFICIALLY DECIDED that poet Anne Sexton is emo. ――–――――― 17:20, 1 March 2011 (UTC)

P.S.: Don't believe me? The article "Fail Cat" redirected to Lulz-Cat back when the article existed. I entered that name and got sent to Serious Cat instead. SEE?

The other half of the deal was no more LOL-Cats. You're not allowed to create any more. ...-and if I DARED overrule that, they'd have my head! --† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †  :)  :) ^{Infidels don't know 'bout my nukes.} † † I have OFFICIALLY DECIDED that poet Anne Sexton is emo. ――–――――― 21:07, 1 March 2011 (UTC)

Lulz-Fail Cat

http://fanon.clubpenguinwiki.info/w/index.php?title=Lulz-Cat&redirect=no

Ta-da!

it's a redirect now, but you can change that by going through history.

Mectrixctic ^{DADT is HISTORY! HOORAY!} _{Merry Christmas, Happy Hannuka, Crazy Kwanza, Wild Yuletide and Super Solstice!} 21:42, 1 March 2011 (UTC)

RE: Promise

My promise was to preserve Fail Cat in perpetuity and to the best of my abilities, and to never delete him.

I kept my word. I even defended Fail Cat when he was deleted, stating that deleting him would defy my promise to you. I did not support nor want the deletion of Fail Cat, but Fail Cat was deleted. This is beyond my control. I can not uphold my promise because of things I could not control. I had no control over the deletion of Fail Cat and rejected its deletion.

My other promise, and this one was to the Masses in general, was to never allow any other LOL-Cat to ever rear its head on this site. (All existing LOL-Cats were grandfathered.)

So, by fulfilling one promise, I'd be backing on my other. To allow you to create another LOL-Cat would fulfill my "eternal Fail Cat" vow, but defy my "never shall felines stand on our doorstep" vow.

Ben, I am in a rock and a hard place. Neither decision I make will be popular. I am pretty much screwed over in this and fear that either move will create a reaction that could be a burden to me and the site- but mostly me.

I promise you that if I could, I'd import Fail Cat, despite hating him to the core, because I promised you that I'd let him live forever.

However, because I truly am incapable of importing Fail Cat, I must default on the promise I made you. This is in no way because I want to, but because I must. I can not honor a promise that I can not keep, and I can not import an article that does not exist.

My vow was to protect Fail Cat and Fail Cat only. Fail Cat was deleted due to circumstances beyond my control, and because of that, my promise to you has been defaulted. The promise does not extend to any other LOL-Cat. I swore to protect Fail Cat and Fail Cat only.

Ben, I never want to be a man who does not honor his word. What sort of man says something just to get support? (Well, besides politicians?) Truly, if I had the power, Fail Cat would be on this site despite any opposition, but he can't. I can do nothing about that.

Again, I apologize, but there is nothing I can do.

--† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †  :)  :) ^{Infidels don't know 'bout my nukes.} † † I have OFFICIALLY DECIDED that poet Anne Sexton is emo. ――–――――― 23:01, 1 March 2011 (UTC)

THIS JUST IN

I think it was Mec that did this, but I was able to find the history of Fail Cat and bring it back. MY WORD HAS BEEN HONORED! HERE YOU GO!

--† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †  :)  :) ^{Infidels don't know 'bout my nukes.} † † I have OFFICIALLY DECIDED that poet Anne Sexton is emo. ――–――――― 23:05, 1 March 2011 (UTC)

RE: Lulz Cat

If you believe there was never a petition to delete Lulz Cat in the first place, you should have used that against TS before you blamed me. Yours Truly, Explorer 767 (THE DEFENESTRATOR...inator.) v • e 22:54, 2 March 2011 (UTC)

HOW DARE YOU say I do not honor my word; HOW DARE YOU call me a liar! Have you no respect?! --† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †  :)  :) ^{Infidels don't know 'bout my nukes.} † † I have OFFICIALLY DECIDED that poet Anne Sexton is emo. ――–――――― 23:01, 2 March 2011 (UTC)

I am ashamed that I promised you anything. STILL, I made the vow and the vow I'll keep. Fail Cat has been restored. --† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †  :)  :) ^{Infidels don't know 'bout my nukes.} † † I have OFFICIALLY DECIDED that poet Anne Sexton is emo. ――–――――― 23:06, 2 March 2011 (UTC)

RE: RE: Fail Cat

Hey, you begged and whined for Fail Cat to be put back. Everyone on this wiki hates Fail Cat, me included. ZK openly criticized the article and was disappointed that we had to be saddled with this mishapen.

I only promised that Fail Cat would be on this wiki and never be deleted. Banning me from changing it, doing something to it, or actually incorporating it into continuity was not part of the deal.

You wanted Fail Cat, now pay the price.

Or, you can simply ask me to delete Fail Cat, freeing me from my vow, and it'll all just go away....................

--† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †  :)  :) ^{Life's a bowl of cherries, and nobody's merrier than me!} † † GOVERNOR SCOTT WALKER IS TEH ÜBERZ ――–――――― 02:19, 4 March 2011 (UTC)

RE: What's going on

Nothing of interest. At least, nothing unclassified or of matter.

Essentially, we've had large expansions and Ben 10002- the character -has decided to become a bounty hunter, turning around from his previous vandal days of exile.

Further, I've been de-opped from the IRC for the moment, so tread lightly.

To continue, Swiss Ninja and Austin are ON FIRE. They're churning out some of the wiki's greatest stories and SN is saving countless islands and stubs by adopting them. You can read some of these epic wins at Chronicles of Austinian, Snoss-Castillian War, The Escape, Absurd Mission, EPF Agents Dave and Clovis, and more!

I also expanded It Followed Me Home and began I Am TurtleShroom, Taster of Pork. RS is working on another masterpiece, Club Penguin Vacation Gone Wild!, which chronicles Mwa Mwa Penguins. Look for the silencing spell; we should all learn that one for thise weirdos.

Also, Poor and Bad Written Cat was a blast.

--† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! † :) :) ^{All is well.}† † For some reason, I can't recall anything that happened on 5/26/2011. ――–――――― 17:33, 27 May 2011 (UTC)

Poor and Bad Written Cat ahs been on this site for months. I didn't just write it. --† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! † :) :) ^{All is well.}† † For some reason, I can't recall anything that happened on 5/26/2011. ――–――――― 18:29, 27 May 2011 (UTC)

I no longer possess the authority to delete articles. I'm lucky I can even move them! --† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! † :) :) ^{All is well.}† † For some reason, I can't recall anything that happened on 5/26/2011. ――–――――― 19:39, 27 May 2011 (UTC)

RE: Server

I'm waiting on Rocket Slug, Diosus. -TS

RE: CP Private Server and Your New Avatar Icon

Ben, I have my replies ready for you now.

• FIRSTLY, I address your server issue:
  

I don't go to Private Club Penguin (PCP) at the beck and call of my fellow men (contrast with IRC). It's not efficient enough to chat in just yet. I keep getting disconnected, and the bubbles keep delaying themselvs. I will not use PCP as a chatting mechanism. I will only use it as a playing/for-fun mechanism. I apologize for any inconvience.

• SECONDLY, your new Avatar:
  

I've noticed your new Avatar/Icon there. It's a hammer and sickle, one of the oldest, most well known, and most beloved symbols of communism and Marxist ideology. Since it's there, I'm going to assume you've taken an interest in this particular school of economics. As such, I ask you this: tell me, Ben Hun/Diosus, do you KNOW what Marxism is and what it's about? There's nothing wrong with supporting that ideology if you know what you're supporting. So tell me... what is Marxism to you?

Thank you for your time.
--† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! † :) :) ^{DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER}† † SQUEE! ――–――――― 22:18, 1 June 2011 (UTC)