User talk:Quackerpingu/USA Presidential Elections 2016

Official USA Presidential Vote (In-Progress)

This is the official USA Presidential elections among users of the wiki, to determine who the USA's president will be from 2017-2021. Candidates may be added by users (until October), or removed only by Administrators. Users may change their vote any time until the vote closes in November, but may only vote for one candidate. Also, information written in articles about the election should be based on this vote, showing that this vote is the actual election results (because... it is).

No new users/accounts may vote, to deter anyone from trying to do something stupid like make sockpuppet accounts. If you are caught trying to cheat the system (democracy), your vote(s) will be removed and you will be banned until the election is over. Read about the candidates on the election page or their individual pages.

Established new users such as Wikipenguino45 and Penguinpuffdude are an exception to the above rule, as it was made to prevent sockpuppets.

If a Fair Game candidate wins, a discussion will take place after the vote to decide who their Vice President shall be. The community will reach consensus through a discussion instead of a standard vote. If a non-fair game candidate wins, the user who has OOC rights over that character shall decide their VP.

Bernie the Tour Guide

1. I hope I didn't misread the rule on sockpuppets... By the way, Bernie is WAY better than all the other candidates (especially Megg and Polo Field, the CP-Destroyers). I am not a fan on Bernie, however I am a fan on the real life comic Tintin! 04:36, 2 November 2016 (UTC)
2. Because of the free tours. --—Mrdave921 ^{(talk/Characters)} 11:52, 7 November 2016 (UTC)

Dave33333

# We can not allow Donal to win, he is worse the the Grand Republican Party and Polo Field! If you don't vote for me, it's all over, we're all doomed! (PLEASE MAKE ME VP!) --Dave33333 The Epic King has returned! 16:15, 31 October 2016 (UTC)

Donal Tenorio

1. --30pxSlender Talk to me 09:45, 29 October 2016 (UTC)
2. -- Bro ^{Talk to me!} 11:44, 29 October 2016 (UTC)
3. --
   
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4. It's official: Joseph Crosby has dropped out of the race and endorsed Tenorio. He still wishes to be vice president. Dave, I encourage you to do the same. --Brant (talk) 04:44, 2 November 2016 (UTC)
5. --Dave33333 The Epic King has returned! 13:27, 2 November 2016 (UTC)

Megg (VP: TBA)

1. To represent canon CP. --Penstubal ^{(Talk) (Edits)} 14:22, 28 October 2016 (UTC)
2. ^ Though we may need a vote for a (temporary?) VP, my choice would be Happyface, and Donal or Canary can be the treasurer. Spooky Scary CK 00:06, 31 October 2016 (UTC)
3. "Looks like we don't have a choice!" ULSK12 • Talk • Contribs • BATCHIRIMINAAAAAA 12:06, 31 October 2016 (UTC)
4. I have no choice but to vote for her. Who wants Mcdonalds City being wiped out, mass destruction of humans and allying and supporting terroritsts? And who cares if there is more X-Antibodies in the countries?-- Mcdonalds394 The famous one of Mcdonalds City would like to chat with you! 14:23, 29 October 2016 (UTC)
5. While having "lol trump parody" would be funny, 1) what if he loses IRL and 2) Megg is just more consistent with past continuity --User:EDFan12345 14:38, 1 November 2016 (UTC)
6. --Snowstormer ^{(T • C)} 23:23, 1 November 2016 (UTC)
7. -Wonderweez ^{(Talk · Contribs)} 23:36, 1 November 2016 (UTC)
8. -- ¤ (User page!) (Talk page.) 13:04, 3 November 2016 (UTC)
9. Welp, here goes. --Wikipenguino (talk • contribs • articles) The randomness has arrived! 05:42, 8 November 2016 (UTC)

Spike Hike (VP: N/A)

Consensus on this page is that Spike Hike pulled out of the race in September, despite being in the lead. Do not vote for him.

1. I support Megg or the winner of the real US election as Spike's VP. WannaTalk? 09:45, 27 June 2016 (UTC)
2. --Penstubal ^{(Talk) (Edits)} 12:02, 27 June 2016 (UTC)
3. --User:EDFan12345 12:32, 27 June 2016 (UTC)
4. ULSK12 • Talk • Contribs • Chief of Forest Guarding Services 14:48, 27 June 2016 (UTC)
5. --Definitely totally not a sock puppet (And this is a talk page.) 18:07, 28 June 2016 (UTC)
6. -- ¤ (User page!) (Talk page.) 13:07, 29 June 2016 (UTC)
7. Kudos! For that apology speech. -- Mcdonalds394 The famous one of Mcdonalds City would like to chat with you! 16:28, 29 June 2016 (UTC)
8. -- Bro ^{Talk to me!} 22:59, 11 August 2016 (UTC)

Discussion

All vote discussion.

• Also- no modifiing candidates that are here unless you have their OOC rights (I'm looking at you McDonalds)- Canary, Donal, Happyface, Paul, Penghis, Polo and Spike are Fair game so no changing them on this page. Also, just to confirm, no moving or removing other other people's votes. People that have no votes by a certain time (September or October) will be removed to thin out the herd. You may be able to vote for a second candidate later. WannaTalk? 09:45, 27 June 2016 (UTC)
• Mcdonalds submitted 2 votes. Is that allowed? --
  
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• Since when did I?-- Mcdonalds394 The famous one of Mcdonalds City would like to chat with you! 17:33, 27 June 2016 (UTC)

• Right here, scrub --User:EDFan12345 17:36, 27 June 2016 (UTC)

• Well, I just changed my mind. -- Mcdonalds394 The famous one of Mcdonalds City would like to chat with you! 16:28, 29 June 2016 (UTC)

• Polo Field announces he is NOT retitring from his political career after the 2016 election.
• Who is Joseph Crosby? I don't see why anyone would vote for him when he doesn't even have a page or any information about him... and that's the reason I haven't personally thought about voting for him. Just a random name, when there are actual characters on the wiki that we know about. Spooky Scary CK 11:52, 31 October 2016 (UTC)
• Doanl Tenerio is NOT worse then the Grand a Republican Party. NOT worse then Polo Field. Both are good. In fact, everyone except Donal is good!-- Mcdonalds394 The famous one of Mcdonalds City would like to chat with you! 18:34, 31 October 2016 (UTC)
  • What's your beef against Donal anyways? --Brant (talk) 00:26, 1 November 2016 (UTC)
    • He is a parody of Trump. And Trump will do bad things to America IRL. Looks like I'm not the only one hating Tenerio.-- Mcdonalds394 The famous one of Mcdonalds City would like to chat with you! 02:58, 1 November 2016 (UTC)
      • Well that's just your opinion. --Brant (talk) 05:40, 1 November 2016 (UTC)
        • ^ --Wikipenguino45 (talk • contribs • articles) The randomness has arrived! 07:57, 1 November 2016 (UTC)

P.S. parodies don't necessarily mean they're exact copies of their IRL counterparts.

• "He is possibly even more arrogant then Mabel." Trump would be less arrogant then Mabel.-- Mcdonalds394 The famous one of Mcdonalds City would like to chat with you! 14:17, 1 November 2016 (UTC)

All discussion not related to the vote below this line please

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Fun fact: Sönder means "broken" in Swedish. :P

--User:Swiss Ninja (My Talk Page) 19:26, 13 February 2016 (UTC)

Why don't we add a bit of randomness that the CPFW used to be is known for. ULSK12 • Talk • Contribs • Chief of Forest Guarding Services 12:41, 14 February 2016 (UTC)

^^ this --Penstubal ^{(Talk) (Edits)} 12:42, 14 February 2016 (UTC)

All my yes --not amigopen 14:50, 14 February 2016 (UTC)

Could Dave be in this, he dose technically apply for president, as he meets the requirements. --Dave33333 The Epic King has returned! 19:03, 14 February 2016 (UTC)

Sure! Anyone can add their characters to this I suppose- so anyone that wants to be President! I may add a few people too, we need some way to make this less boring/parodying imo. WannaTalk? 20:51, 14 February 2016 (UTC)

Bro, ^ --Dave33333 The Epic King has returned! 16:27, 7 March 2016 (UTC)

Daniel is my contribution. --Mr Cow2 (talk) 21:15, 14 February 2016 (UTC)

Darktan Trump XDDDDD ULSK12 • Talk • Contribs • Chief of Forest Guarding Services 22:09, 14 February 2016 (UTC)

I Vote for Bernie.

--Mr Cow2 (talk) 21:33, 6 March 2016 (UTC)

• FREE TOURS FOR EVERYBODY!!! LONGER TOURS!!! LESS TAXES ON TOUR GUIDES!!!!!!!!! BERNIE 2k16 --Penstubal ^{(Talk) (Edits)} 18:19, 7 March 2016 (UTC)

You know, I was thinking, maybe we should be allowed to choose the in-continuity parody of the RL winner as the new President, like if Donald wins in real life, then we'll make Tenorio the next President (and make the article Fair Game too), or if Sanders wins, then we'll make Sönder the next President of the USA. Who's with me? -Slender Talk to me 05:43, 13 March 2016 (UTC)

Nah just let Spike Hike win, he probably won't be leaving for a while ULSK12 • Talk • Contribs • Chief of Forest Guarding Services 06:39, 13 March 2016 (UTC)

I like Slenders idea. Why not, if Trump becomes president we can namd Tenorio as the last president. -- Agent Isai (Talk)

14:06, 13 March 2016 (UTC)

Actually, isn't Bernie the Tour Guide the parody of Sanders? and who's Hillary's parody...

• No. Bernie isn't a parody of Sanders. They just share first names. --Penstubal ^{(Talk) (Edits)} 14:17, 13 March 2016 (UTC)

• Really? --
  
  Quackerpingu (talk). These aren't the YT-1300 light freighters you're looking for
  
  14:24, 13 March 2016 (UTC)

How about a poll, eh? We vote who's the next president. --Dave33333 The Epic King has returned! 21:01, 14 March 2016 (UTC)

No. Spike Hike will be the president. All other candidates are just joke candidates and to-be candidates, the president of the USA is supposed to be the one who is the CEO of Club Penguin. --Penstubal ^{(Talk) (Edits)} 22:00, 14 March 2016 (UTC)

And secondly, I'm 100% sure no one will let you have so many votes. Firstly you made yourself too powerful so fast, calm down already, read our policy, and I think only those real important candidates, Donal Tenerio, Spike Hike, Bjorn Sonder etc. should get many, many votes. --Penstubal ^{(Talk) (Edits)} 22:02, 14 March 2016 (UTC)

True, Dave can't have more than maybe 2,000 votes or so, most votes would go to Tenorio or Hike. -- President of Castrolla!(Talk)

Isai you're not helping either ULSK12 • Talk • Contribs • Chief of Forest Guarding Services 11:10, 15 March 2016 (UTC)

Spike will possibly quit the CP team before the next elections, so lets make the other penguin the president. --82.131.23.11 17:33, 16 March 2016 (UTC) (Quacker)

Yeah... no. Tenorio will probably lead Antarctica into war and destroy all of it and it's neighbors. -- Agent Isai (Talk)

00:59, 18 March 2016 (UTC)

Bernie the Tour Guide then. The country shall be free from the moderator dictatorship. --

Quackerpingu (talk). These aren't the YT-1300 light freighters you're looking for

12:27, 20 March 2016 (UTC)

No, Independents have a bad shot on being president because they are Independent. Probably Polo Field. Or, if you prefer, Dave33333.-- Mcdonalds394 The famous one of Mcdonalds City would like to chat with you! 13:29, 12 June 2016 (UTC)

Polo left CP years ago and Dave (the user) loves <censored> MLP, so both are bad ideas. --

Quackerpingu (talk). Contributions A link

08:42, 30 October 2016 (UTC)

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• BERNIE THE TOUR GUIDE FOR PRESIDENT! --
  
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• BERNIE WILL BEAT THE BIG FAT TAR OUT OF SPIKE HIKE!-- Mcdonalds394 The famous one of Mcdonalds City would like to chat with you! 13:29, 12 June 2016 (UTC)

My stance on the "Page Ownership"

Seeing as a lovely revert war disrupted my morning, here's my view on the whole issue of page ownership.

You have here a private page for an article that's not yours. As expected you're going to have people clamoring to edit here because in all technicality, the USA is everyone's article. You're also kind of selecting the most powerful head of state on this wiki, so I think it's justifiable that other people edit it. This page, from my understanding, is a parody over the election, and I don't think personal political belief should change what is the actual outcome. Get the outcome of the election IRL first, then apply the fanon-side part of it once they're over.

As for general ownership, the page is yours, but I want you to let others edit this. Having a revert war gets nothing done. -Wonderweez ^{(Talk · Contribs)} 15:49, 22 May 2016 (UTC)

Got it.-- Mcdonalds394 The famous one of Mcdonalds City would like to chat with you! 16:00, 22 May 2016 (UTC)

Okay

If you threaten me or my associates not to edit, I'm going to have to punish you for threatening and/or denying the editing rights of other users.

You're not the boss of me or anyone on this wiki, so ditch that dominating attitude real quick, okay? I'm one of the more lax admins here, but don't mistake my kindness for weakness. -Wonderweez ^{(Talk · Contribs)} 16:04, 22 May 2016 (UTC)

dood

i'm pretty sure we all decided that spike hike was going to win? ULSK12 • Talk • Contribs • Chief of Forest Guarding Services 06:56, 6 June 2016 (UTC)

• No. It's time to get a new president. --
  
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And that person is Polo Field.-- Mcdonalds394 The famous one of Mcdonalds City would like to chat with you! 03:28, 10 June 2016 (UTC)

What's with you and wanting Polo and Dave up high? You do realize Polo quit, right? ULSK12 • Talk • Contribs • Chief of Forest Guarding Services 03:51, 10 June 2016 (UTC)

That's only because you wanted Spike Hike to win. But Spikey will win no more. Just Saying.-- Mcdonalds394 The famous one of Mcdonalds City would like to chat with you! 14:24, 11 June 2016 (UTC)

Honestly I couldn't care less who won, but Spike Hike is the go-to winner because he actually works for CP.

Also, why the crap did you move this talk over to here? Secondly, did you seriously say that he would win no more and then go to the voting page and change the vote so that ours didn't count? ULSK12 • Talk • Contribs • Chief of Forest Guarding Services 00:14, 12 June 2016 (UTC)

Winner

We may decide via community vote who's going to win this, but I'm 95% sure it's going to be a CP mod, so either Spike, Polo, or Megg. It could be a user made character, but there's nobody that the community likes enough (if it were Kwiksilver or Explorer or something, then sure). Polo left CP as mayor in 2015, representing his leave from CP so I don't mind him being VP. However, Spike and Megg are both still there, so I feel like one of them should win. I think it'd be better to have another Treasurer election for Tenorio and the Clinton parody once this is said and done. WannaTalk? 16:32, 7 June 2016 (UTC)

• No to mods. --
  
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• I agree. It should be A mod.-- Mcdonalds394 The famous one of Mcdonalds City would like to chat with you! 14:24, 11 June 2016 (UTC)

looks like mcdoodles394 is looking forward to another edit war with others and a ban --

Quackerpingu (talk). Insert something here

07:14, 10 June 2016 (UTC)

you're one to talk ULSK12 • Talk • Contribs • Chief of Forest Guarding Services 07:33, 10 June 2016 (UTC)

Bringing the bantz -- Bro ^{Talk to me!} 11:00, 10 June 2016 (UTC)

• to Quacekrpingu* Look who's talking. You started it in the first place.-- Mcdonalds394 The famous one of Mcdonalds City would like to chat with you! 14:24, 11 June 2016 (UTC)

The irony here being that threatening to get another user banned is also against the rules friend --User:EDFan12345 12:00, 10 June 2016 (UTC)

• I didn't threaten him, and lying about others threatening someone is ALSO against the rules. --82.131.20.2 12:18, 10 June 2016 (UTC) (Quacker)

The greatest irony

I think the most hilarious point of all of this is that the president of Antarctica is literally powerless, since it's a Krytocracy. More likely than not none of the "points" given about each of the candidates even matter. --User:EDFan12345 14:10, 12 June 2016 (UTC)

Doubling onto that, there's also the fact that we control the BoF which controls literally everything ULSK12 • Talk • Contribs • Chief of Forest Guarding Services 14:29, 12 June 2016 (UTC)

• McDonalds; you can edit candidates' articles still, but according to the vote above you have no right to say who will win or is likely to win until the election is over. WannaTalk? 09:45, 27 June 2016 (UTC)

Hey, wait a minute!

Shouldn't the real voting be here?

No. And McDonalds, you will have to respect the wiki's opinion. We aren't puppets dedicated solely to your amusement, we are real people and our opinions are worth more than some fictional numbers you made up on the wiki. If the majority votes for Spike Hike, he will be president. If majority votes for Polo Field, he will be. We will see how the election goes on and you will respect the outcome. --Penstubal ^{(Talk) (Edits)} 13:01, 27 June 2016 (UTC)

Spike Hike issue

So, as of September 7th, 2016, Spike Hike has retired from CP and Disney. I can personally say this was quite unexpected to me. But, with that comes a question for this election. Should Spike announce he's not going to run for a second term as the USA's president or what? It would make sense that Spike isn't the winner now, since Spike won't be the head of CP anymore in 2017, similar to how he took over from Billybob in 2012. However, that also leaves an interesting problem because Megg seems to be the only CP "blogger"/main CP staff left.

Anyways, post your comments, ideas, general discussion here about Spike and how this irl development should change the USA Fanon election. CK^{Sysop/BOBmaster?} 04:42, 8 September 2016 (UTC)

After what happened here, I'd say just give him another term. Since CP's probably not gonna last until the next election, if this wiki lasts until 2020, Spike Hike's replacement should be president. ULSK12 • Talk • Contribs • BATCHIRIMINAAAAAA 06:55, 8 September 2016 (UTC)

Eh, I can be President if you want </sarcasm> --30pxSlender Talk to me 10:01, 8 September 2016 (UTC)

Whoever is the next CEO should be next president. --Penstubal ^{(Talk) (Edits)} 10:12, 8 September 2016 (UTC)

The thing is, I don't think Spike is going to tell us who that is- he said on twitter, the CEO is "us" (the players), because the game has always revolved around us or something. Then he said "we're still in good hands with megg", still making me think she's the only major blogger/staff left. CK^{Sysop/BOBmaster?} 04:10, 9 September 2016 (UTC)

Give the position to either Bernie or Donal. --

Quackerpingu (talk). Quack

14:20, 8 September 2016 (UTC)

Keep it with Spike Hike. Although Bernie the Tour Guide and Polo Field are reasonable options...-- Mcdonalds394 The famous one of Mcdonalds City would like to chat with you! 19:43, 8 September 2016 (UTC)

I don't think any candidates' pages should be changed until this has been decided by consensus. CK^{Sysop/BOBmaster?} 04:10, 9 September 2016 (UTC)

I thought Megg was a vice president.

VP

There should be an individual VP vote later. --Penstubal ^{(Talk) (Edits)} 11:06, 2 November 2016 (UTC)

I agree. --

Quackerpingu (talk). Contributions A link

11:31, 2 November 2016 (UTC)

Joseph Crosby and Polo Field should be in the VP Mix.-- Mcdonalds394 The famous one of Mcdonalds City would like to chat with you! 15:33, 2 November 2016 (UTC)

Good news, all CPFW users!

<center>Do NOT edit this section. This counts to everyone. The section is still here for historical purposes.</center>

"Due to the strong oppositions by other candinates. Judge Xavier felt bad. He gave Spike Hike a warning to not do all the bad things he will do to the USA. Fortunately, for him, he accepted. Judge Xaiver told CPNN: "I did this because I still have faith in Spike Hike to be president again. These thing shouln't be true about Spike and the country can accept that."

Which means he is not going to wipe Mcdonalds City out of existence, and become the president he was his first term ago.

-- Mcdonalds394 The famous one of Mcdonalds City would like to chat with you! 01:16, 28 June 2016 (UTC)

I am really sorry you think McDonalds City matters --Penstubal ^{(Talk) (Edits)} 11:24, 28 June 2016 (UTC)

I know.-- Mcdonalds394 The famous one of Mcdonalds City would like to chat with you! 13:02, 28 June 2016 (UTC)

"all" shouldn't begin with a big letter --

Quackerpingu (talk). Quack

16:52, 28 June 2016 (UTC)

That's actually really bad news. --Mr Cow2 (talk) 23:33, 28 June 2016 (UTC)

I agree with that. --

Quackerpingu (talk). Quack

09:05, 30 June 2016 (UTC)

The problem here is that you want McDonalds City to be important, which is why you mega-inflated the population to 23,000,000 to make it a big deal that the city would be wiped of existence. Not trying to be mean, but the reality is, not many people would care if your city was wiped from existence. You have to improve and expand your article for it to be powerful and important. You can't just say so and it will be that way. --Brant (talk) 00:08, 29 June 2016 (UTC)

You literally could've done this at ANY TIME. -- -_- (And this is a talk page.) 17:16, 29 June 2016 (UTC)

Would it be alright if I had Daniel Marsher lead a squad of suicide bombers (including himself) into McDonalds City? --Mr Cow2 (talk) 17:23, 30 June 2016 (UTC)

NO.-- Mcdonalds394 The famous one of Mcdonalds City would like to chat with you! 15:34, 12 August 2016 (UTC)

Don't listen to Mcdonalds. Bring the suicide bombers to McDonalds City 2k16! -- null text. Abort, retry, fail? Tickets please! 19:57, 1 November 2016 (UTC)

I agree! :) --

Quackerpingu (talk). Contributions A link

08:46, 2 November 2016 (UTC)

Literally...SEND THEM TO THE EPF HQ INSTEAD! -- (talk) 10:10, 2 November 2016 (UTC)

This is possibly the only time i agree with Herbert -- (talk) 10:11, 2 November 2016 (UTC)

BEAR ATTACK DETECTED CATCH THE BEARS (Herbert and Norbert run away) Oh mabel, they got away. --Quacker (talk) 10:17, 2 November 2016 (UTC)

tbh I don't think very many people would feel sorry for McD City even if the bombers did come. I personally advise you, Mcdonalds, to stop slipping in links and hints of it here and there, escalating the population and making it look like it's better than SPC. Perhaps this could lower the amount of hatred towards it? --Wikipenguino (talk • contribs • articles) The randomness has arrived! 11:32, 2 November 2016 (UTC)

I will only allow the suicide bombers to come into the city only if Donal Tenerio wins the presidental race.-- Mcdonalds394 The famous one of Mcdonalds City would like to chat with you! 13:16, 2 November 2016 (UTC)

Again, stop trying to make Donal lose just because he's a parody of someone you don't like. I don't think anyone on the wiki would let him ruin the USA. --Wikipenguino (talk • contribs • articles) The randomness has arrived! 13:36, 2 November 2016 (UTC)

SUICIDE BOMBERS NEUTRALIZED. LEADER INTERCEPTED. THE COUNTRY IS SAFE. HAVE A NICE DAY.--MCPD

NOT YET. --Daniel Marsher

Daniel. we already know you bombed the light rail station when the city wasn't looking! We are ready for you now. --MCPD

THAT WAS ONLY THE BEGINNING. PREPARE FOR YOUR DOOM, MCDONALDS CITY. --DANIEL MARSHER.

Not at all. We helped the MCPD track you down and made sure that your mission was a total failure, Daniel, stop this madness now or you will not like the consequences. enough said then done. --United States of Antarctica Government

PATHETIC. GOODBYE MCDONALDS CITY. BOOM --DANIEL MARSHER AND COMPANY

SUICIDE BOMBERS NEUTRALIZED. LEADER INTERCEPTED. THE COUNTRY IS SAFE. MAN, THIS IS TIRING WORK! --MCPD

MABEL MIGHT'VE JOINED THEM, WE COULD'VE GOTTEN A BAD REPUTATION! --United States of Antarctica Government

IT'S RATHER AMUSING TO KEEP SEEING YOU THINK YOU'VE GOTTEN ME. GIVE UP ALREADY. YOUR WHOLE CITY IS DOOMED. GOODBYE MCDONALDS CITY. YOUR REGIMENTS AND MCPD ARE POWERLESS AGAINST ME. DON'T EVEN TRY. --DANIEL MARSHER

SUICIDE BOMBERS NEUTRALIZED. LEADER INTERCEPTED. THE COUNTRY IS SAFE. ANTI-TERRORIST FIREWALL INSTALLED. -IT'S OVER, DANIEL. YOU CAN NEVER WIN --MCPD

The MCPD allowed us to install the anti-terrorist firewall in South Pole City! --United States of Antarctica Government

HAHA. WHILE YOU WERE BUSY ARRESTING MY IMPOSTER, I WAS ABLE TO CATCH A PLANE FROM MCDONALDS CITY INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT TO SNOWZERLAND. GOOD LUCK CATCHING ME NOW. MEANWHILE ON THE PLANE, I WAS ABLE TO TAKE OUT A LARGE SECTION OF YOUR CITY CENTER. YOUR ATTEMPTS ARE APPREHENDING ME WERE EXTREMELY PATHETIC. GOODBYE MCDONALDS CITY. --DANIEL MARSHER.

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This is starting to get worse than the actual elections. --Mr Cow2 (talk) 03:45, 7 November 2016 (UTC)

Also why is Daniel Marsher now a less amusing clone of Zim? He's supposed to be a parody of people who make bad political parodies. --Mr Cow2 (talk) 03:49, 7 November 2016 (UTC)

idk. But uh...yea I think this isn't gonna end well --Wikipenguino (talk • contribs • articles) The randomness has arrived! 03:52, 7 November 2016 (UTC)

Also, I meant the bombing to be a serious part of the event, but this works too.

Seriously this is hilarious. --Mr Cow2 (talk) 03:54, 7 November 2016 (UTC)

It's Over Anyway.-- Mcdonalds394 The famous one of Mcdonalds City would like to chat with you! 15:50, 7 November 2016 (UTC)

What is this page doing here? We don't really need to rub it in any further. --Wikipenguino (talk • contribs • articles) The randomness has arrived! 11:50, 9 November 2016 (UTC)

It's for historical reasons --

Quackerpingu (talk). Contributions A link

09:07, 12 November 2016 (UTC)