User talk:Swiss Ninja/3

Talk Page Hello, Welcome to my Talk Page. Please leave me a message at the bottom. Ill get to you as soon as possible. In addition, I highly do not want inappropriate language on this page! NO EXCEPTIONS!! Thank you! --User:Swiss Ninja Come Talk to me. Don't Worry, I'll Respond....Eventually. 01:10, August 15, 2010 (UTC) My archived talk page(s): 1st talk page 2st talk page Hi, Swiss Ninja! Welcome! Welcome to the Club Penguin Fanon Wiki! Thanks for your edit to the Yilk page. We hope you can make continuing contributions of articles and/or discussion and other improvements. If you are new to Wikia or wikis in general, be sure to visit the "Community portal" for an outline of some of the main parts of the site and a link to pages that tell you how to edit. Many useful tools and fun pages can be seen to the left, under the logo. Named the Sidebar, clicking on a blue link will take you to the page of choice. 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Please remember that, unlike Wikipedia, the Club Penguin Fanon Wiki is censored. We encourage your edits! Please don't quit!! Thanks! Once again, welcome to the Club Penguin Fanon Wiki! Please leave a message on my talk page if I can help with anything! BOOYAH FOREVER!, -- Explorer 767 (Talk) 03:15, July 23, 2009 Re:FOOL! Note: Underlined text is my input. Yours Truly, Explorer 767 (OBEY YOUR PROPELLER LORD! MWAHAHA) View this template Bold text is my input. --Austin8310-YA-HIHIHIHIHIHI!!!-Lit. 19:23, July 20, 2010 (UTC) Yeah, Mr. High Expectations. Here's My Answers. One. REDUNDANT PLOT DEVICES. RDA helicopters storming in that don't do anything. A giant energy ball that doesn't get shot. A:WRONG! The RDA Helicopters where attacking the enemy the whole time. The Energy Ball was going to be shot until Pen chi teleported them away. RE: Not really. No description. Whatsoever. It still seems like a poorly-executed plot device... if Pen Chi can just teleport them away like that, why have them attack him in the first place? It doesn't seem to have any effect on later events in the story, so it's mainly pointless. Two. No challenges for the Hochstadt Gang. They burn through EVERY SINGLE enemy in the story with ease. Nobody even gets hurt. Give them a challenge. A:I Don't like injuring my characters. I have experienced pain in my life, so I don't like going there. Besides, Fuut Ga was nearly Blown UP in the Mystery of Pen Chi, and you're still not happy? SHAME! RE: Pain's a good thing. (Sort of.) Makes you stronger. And he didn't get blown up. Most of the injuries should be MINOR. Like bruises and cuts. Pain helps the readers sympathize with characters. No one cares about a bunch of dudes who can ka-pow their way through anything -- boring story. You need some variety, here. Three. Fight Scenes. I hate to say this, but your fight scenes are MISERABLE. You go into NO DETAIL, don't describe enemies getting hurt (which is sometimes good and sometimes not), and only the bad guys get beaten up. A:I'm too busy or caught up in something else than to rather go into detail. I hate Blood and Gore. Especially gore. Like before, I dont like writing about pain. RE: I don't use blood and gore! See The Mystery of Pen Chi#Chapter 6: The Battle on the Ridge! Just bruises and smacking. Nobody gets seriously hurt, but it was a good battle. What Austin said. "Fight scenes" does not mean blood and gore. It means people FIGHTING. Four. Character personalization. Sorry, but sometimes your characters are...generic. Corai is scared. That's it. Explorer's just...there. Nothing else. He says random stuff. That's not right. Explorer stands out! He's the life of the crowd. Dave hasn't gotten any attention, Clovis is generally ignored, and Jock rarely gets the limelight. It's basically Piper, Fisch, and Fuut-Ga. A:WRONG AGAIN FOOL. Jock has contributed A LOT to my stories. He led the Gang when Fisch was Missing back in the Quest for Fisch, and is the Master of Piper. Fuut Ga is still a brand new character, so you can't judge him on that yet. Jock is going to be the Main character for the GSWIV. RE: That's not the main problem. Piper REALLY annoys me. He's just...not believable. Meh. I haven't read into the details of your character dialogue, but what I do know is that it's not getting me interested in anything. They're talking like they would over the coffee table. Also, you DO get Explorer wrong. It's not uber-OOC, but it's not like him to just stand there and make bland comments. Five. Character Interaction. Normally, it's just one or two characters talking. You should have each character speak, and with personalized comments. And the conversations aren't...real. Too serious. Clovis and Explorer would probably interuppt a lot. A:Wrong. The Gang makes plenty of Jokes....usually coming from Clovis. Plus, the Gang seems to always talk. RE: You don't use Explorer properly. And you ignore Corai (sometimes) and some others. YES. When Explorer's in a group, there's lots of opportunities for comedy. Don't let him stand there, have him make a series of sarcastic or hurtful remarks and let the words (or fists) fly. (Keep it lighthearted.) Just some advice. Six. Pathetic Enemies. Great Viking War was ended by a speech. Same with GSWIII. GSWI was really anti-climatic. Pen Chi's hideout was UNDER A ROCK. Quest for Yilk, they had NO PROBLEM going past Swiss and his army. Quest for Fisch...same. A:I thought it would be funny to have the gang find Pen Chi hiding in a Cave that's covered by a rock. RE: Not really funny. And that's not on the Pathetic Enemies subject. Funny, yes (slightly), but the OOC outweighs the humor, seeing as he's the best Ninja Master in the world. He should have a more remote hideout -- one harder to get to. Throw a cliff climb or a paddle across treacherous rapids into the journey. Seven. Anti-Climatic Endings. Seriously? Most of your endings tend to be a little boring and anti-climatic, I'd work on that. A:Nothing to say here. Be more Specific, fool. <sarcasm>RE: Since you have nothing to say, YOU FOOL! STOP CALLING ME FOOL! </sarcasm> FOOL! ONLY THE PROPELLER LORD MAY CALL FOOLS "FOOL", FOOL! LISTEN TO ME, YOU LOWLY FOOL, FOOL! FOOL! (On a more serious note, he's kind of right. GSWI ended with Swiss being defeated by a sudden outburst of protests that seemed all too abrupt to be true. But you do have a point, Austin needs specific examples.) Eight. They work great together. The Hochstadt Gang rarely hinders itself, though Fisch and Explorer wouldn't get along, Piper and Akbaboy don't get along, Clovis wouldn't go well with Serious Buisness Fuut-Ga, and Corai barely ever says anything. A:Again, this question is Folly. This is the HOCHSTADT GANG. I don't think you know what a Gang is if you don't have teamwork. Yes, they argue, (I have made that happen, fool), but Everyone has to SET ASIDE their differences and help out. This is how Society should be. Well, it should be, but Society is all folly... RE: Gang's often don't teamwork perfectly like they do in the stories. Ever had a group project? They don't work that well. Soloing the project is more effective and better. Groups often argue. And the Hochstadt Gang doesn't. Swiss isn't a mary sue. The Hochstadt Gang is. That's how every gang in a story works, fool Swiss. They may utilize teamwork, but there's still tension between some of the members, and sometimes conflict will break out. It makes stories more interesting when you split the protagonists' team due to conflict. Nine. Too many characters! The Hochstadt Gang is almost 12 people now. A:The More the Merrier. You and everyone else are so paranoid of having TOO MUCH PEOPLE. There is NEVER ENOUGH Boss, or whatever. BOSS make this place a better one! ACHEIVEMENT FOOL! ACHIEVEMENT! RE: Too many cooks in the kitchen often burn their butts. Or spoils the recipe. You get the idea. He's right. Too many BOSS and we'd be having a bunch of wars over every possible administrative function (e.g., blocking, protection, deletion, promotion, editing/maintenance, etc.) Ten. Short Chapters. Bro, your earlier stories had WAY more chapters. Now they only have five or six. A:I usually do this on purpose either because I have nothing to write or that I want to rush to a new story. RE: Don't rush. It makes your stories worse. Yes, yes it does. But don't make your stories too long, either. Oh, and by the way, I WANTED Pen Chi to be Captured. RE: TS and Explorer said no. It should remain as-is. Besides, he'd escape pretty quickly, anyway. But NO, you had to continue it after I was going to move on to another story!!!!!! @$#%^^&*!!! RE: That's really mature. No comment. Re. Sorry. I was really ticked off this morning. My cousin was REALLY getting on my nerves, and I was stressed and angry. So, I was in a miserable mood, and went on the site. You get the idea. Sorry about that. Oh, your Snoss trooper was good! BTW, I'm making a gradiented pic of Swiss Ninja. So yeah. Sorry about getting mad at you when I shouldn't have, and sorry for insulting your articles. They're pretty good, but I'd fix a few things. Anyway, yeah, I forgive you. It was mostly my fault anyway. --Austin8310-YA-HIHIHIHIHIHI!!!-Lit. 02:02, July 22, 2010 (UTC) Story Idea Dear Swiss, I wanted to run this story idea by you involving SN and the USA. So here's the plot: After a Security Summit in Snowzerland, the USA and Freezelandian delegates, keeping them in the dungeon of Swiss Ninja's castle. After Freezeland and the USA found out, they wanted Swiss to address the South Pole Council. Swiss appeared via Video Chat to the SPC. In the background were the delegates, who were tied up. Swiss would only release the delegates if Swiss becomes Supreme Leader of the USA and every nation in the Antarctic, along with 1 billion pebbles. The SPC, outraged, vowed military action against Snowzerland. Swiss fights back with the invasion of Shiverpool. Swiss claims Shiverpool as Snoss territory.The Hochstadt Gang, was listening to the SPC conversation in C-SPAN, and flew to Snowzerland, to Swiss Ninja's castle, and freed the delegates, but are stopped by Snoss guards. Piper distracts the guards with insults. Then, Shiverpool was renamed Swisserlind, and crowned himself king of the city. The USA then drove Snoss forces out, and saved Shiverpool once more. Finally, Swiss Ninja surrenders, therefore ending the affair.-- Sanchonachos Welcome aboard. 19:14, July 24, 2010 (UTC) Last name Her last name is Roseaviv. I know, lame, but it was the first thing that came to mind. Ponyo Fan 15:34, July 28, 2010 (UTC) Helooooo Heloooooooooooo! helooo. heloo.he.Wow i didnt know that this could do this.Hmmmmm.ECHOOOO!echooo.echoo.echo.ech.ec.LOL!!!My new invention the nummy cake spray will rid the world of baybees FOREVER!!!!!MU HU HU HAHAHAHA The message above this one is from me --K3vin waz here 06:32, July 29, 2010 (UTC)Storm Ninja Re: Greetings. Hi Swiss Ninja. I just want to ask you two questions, How did you find my Talk Page??? I mean, I thought that the only person who knew about was User: Kwiksilver! And later on, EternalMagma. My second question is How did you even find my User Page? No one really knew I existed, right? Sorry if I'm throwing random questions at you, (which I sincerely hope not,) but, really. How did you find me on this website at all? I'm really sorry if it seems like I'm rambling just now but I'm just curious.Iceflower485 00:23, August 3, 2010 (UTC)Iceflower485Iceflower485 00:23, August 3, 2010 (UTC) Sure. Ponyo Fan 18:30, August 3, 2010 (UTC) The part I did during the GSWIV was just a a random pillaging some Vikings did while they were retreating. -- Firmato per Il Dirigente Conversazione verso Il Dirigente 18:51, August 5, 2010 (UTC) Sorry I was demoted to Rollback so I have no Sysop rights.-- Firmato per Il Dirigente Conversazione verso Il Dirigente 19:22, August 5, 2010 (UTC) Johnathan and Java were meant to be the ones to go up and shoot down the US government plane used by the Hochstadt Gang. Is ok if I merge my idea into yours? -- Firmato per Il Dirigente Conversazione verso Il Dirigente 12:08, August 7, 2010 (UTC) Last Night Sorry about the rant...anyway...uhh...that was kind of embarassing. I lost my temper because I got REALLY fed up with arguing with you. Also, it was 10:00 PM, and...yeah, I was bluffing. There is NO WAY I would EVER ask you to take those pictures off the article. It would be a waste of time and...yeahhh....sorry? I'm feeling pretty stupid right now. Anyway! Summary. It was late at night, I was fed up with arguing (I don't have much patience), got too fed up, started yelling because I wanted you to forget about touching my pictures because I was fed up with you, bluffed, left, went to bed, and woke up feeling like an idiot (because I was.) Sorry? --Austin8310-YOU MAGGOTS!-Private Eastshield 12:23, August 8, 2010 (UTC) Reply You don't HAVE to not use RL pictures. Actually, I've been working on editing a RL picture and turning it into a picture...and it works pretty well. BTW, the music was nice. Anyway, it's good that we resolved our argument. However, I haven't been able to talk recently, as I've been pretty busy. --Austin8310-YOU MAGGOTS!-Private Eastshield 18:42, August 10, 2010 (UTC) Snowviet Union and Penguinia See Talk:Snowviet Union. Forget the arguement with Karazchi (that's years old) my message is at the bottom. In Freezeland it's meant to be a Consitutional monarchy with a Liberal parliamentary democracy. If just Vikings and HPs have power then not everyone will be represented and what usually happens is protests, riots and reforms. Anyway, I just don't think Penguinia is a good idea or name. I really think that you should change the name to the Freezelandian Federation and just make it a parody of the RF's ecomony. Make it democractic too. Don't worry we can still have Irish parodies; IRA, Catholics and Protestants, terrorism etc etc. Twilight and Shadow was meant to change Freezeland to a Democarcy but it never did. We should use this to change Freezeland on behalf of Trisk.-- Firmato per Il Dirigente Conversazione verso Il Dirigente 08:59, August 11, 2010 (UTC) Comprimise of Penguinia. I think you guys, You and The Leader should have a comprimise. The country can be a Constitutional monarchy. Like the UK and Canada. But, it can be also a federation (meaning it has states), like Canada and the USA. It can be called the Penguinian Federation. I also propose the Federal Republic of Penguinia, the Federated States of Penguinia and the Federation of Penguinia. The culture can be the same though. Swiss, this should be a Russia parody. One parody does not mean it has to be the only one. Britain has many parodies here at the CPFW. Also, I find it racist that the Upper House is utilized for Viking Penguins and that the Lower house is utilized for High Penguins. I feel it gives Viking Penguins more power, which sounds a bit unfair to High Penguins. I propose the Upper House be the Senate, and that the Lower House could be the National Assembly. They could be mix of both penguin races. I urge you please change it, so that the Leader and you will stop fighting. -- Sanchonachos Welcome aboard. 22:27, August 11, 2010 (UTC) You've gotta be kiddin me. Viking Penguins should have more power. After all, they just have a small little empire. --Austin8310-YOU MAGGOTS!-Private Eastshield 23:23, August 11, 2010 (UTC) GSWV? I have an AMAZING, COMPLEX, TOTALLY AWESOME, EPIC, TOTALLY SWEET IDEA for the GSWV. See THIS. Swiss gets Freezeland. USA takes revenge. They delete Snowzerland. 1. Everyone goes to Nothing Snowzerland. Freezeland becomes New Snowzerland. 2. Nothing Snowzerland evacuated, because it could be deleted. All Snoss to New Snowzerland. 3. Swiss goes to war. 4. Captures some Happyface State Land. 5. Sends Anti-Hochstadt Gang to the Nothing Complex to speed up the Factory Production in Nothing Snowzerland, manned by Warbots. 6. Avatar Warmech V10s start to be produced. 10 times stronger than Avatar Warmech V2s. 7. USA sends MechaGoons to the Nothing Complex to delete Nothing Snowzerland. 8. Swiss Ninja makes large barracades to keep innocent Viking Penguins and High Penguins from leaving New Snowzerland, so the USA can't use Triple X. 9. USA and Snoss fight. 10. Mecha Goons set forest on Fire. Anti-H Gang goes out to see what the problem is. 11. Mecha Goons trap Anti-H Gang. Austin and Johnathan escape. They go to rally Snoss troops in complex. 12. Fireaxe Goon sets complex on fire. Snoss are cowards. They flee. Mecha Goons disable factories...too late. 13. Avatar Warmech V10 made. Just one. Keeps USA from taking Freezeland. 14. Hochstadt Gang blows up barricades from inside, and they steal information. 15. USA and New Snowzerland make an agreement. Snoss will not invade USA. USA will not invade Snoss. Swiss pays back debt. USA loans money to Snowzerland. USA promises not to Triple X Snowzerland. Freezeland becomes New Snowzerland. How's it sound? --Austin8310-YOU MAGGOTS!-Private Eastshield 03:31, August 12, 2010 (UTC) Comprimise We can still keep your idea. When the USA makes the treaty, New Snowzerland is a medium sized part of Freezeland. The rest of it is the Snoviet Union, which is the Viking Penguins and High Penguin citizens. The Snowviet Union has it's tables and etc, and New Snowzerland is the SUPREME court. Please? I'll make sure the Hochstadt Gang gets involved SOMEWHAT. The Snowviet Union should rebel against Swiss Ninja. We can parody the Russian Revolution and the Russian Civil War. How about that?--Chief of Secret Police and Führer's dog Yeah, it's you idiots 16:36, August 12, 2010 (UTC) Nah, that doesn't sound nearly as cool. Plus, parodying isn't as good as original writing. It's unoriginal to parody.--Austin8310-YOU MAGGOTS!-Private Eastshield 18:26, August 12, 2010 (UTC) You are officially a Bureaucrat! Hello Swiss Ninja, As of today you are officially a bureaucrat. With this power comes great responsiblity. As of now your new rank list goes as followed (copied right out of the user rights log!) ROLLBACK, BUREAUCRAT. So, you have promotional powers and rollback powers. If you feel that there is an error or have any questions, please contact me on my talk page. --Dan Beronews (Talk/Edits/Blog) 18:31, August 14, 2010 (UTC) YAY! You are now a Bureaucrat! Hurray! I must say, you will make the best admin ever, and with you in command, this wiki has a bight future!--Error 404: Signature not found. Possible reasons why this may have happened are: Not found. 03:48, August 15, 2010 (UTC) RE: Actually, you are only a bureaucrat, meaning you don't have the delete buttons. You never ran for Admin rights. _--Dan Beronews (Talk/Edits/Blog) 11:00, August 15, 2010 (UTC) RE: Actually, unfortunately, as much as I want you as a sysop, too, you have to run for it. Both you an I can't promote you. Sorry, I really wish I could help, Dan Beronews Click teh linkz, CLICK THEM! CLICK THEM NAUGH! I didn't steal TS's signature! I borrowed it! (And maybe changed it a little...) Hail teh Shroom! 00:33, August 16, 2010 (UTC) OMG DUDE!!!!IM SO SORRY FOR WHAT MY BROTHER DID!!!!I have a older brother who is rude and obnoctiouse.I saw what he did on your wiki.Its not my fault.Please forgive me.IM BEGGING YOU!!!!!I had no intention of doing that but my brother did.He hates club penguin and anyone associated with it.PLEASE FIND IT IN YOUR HEART NOT TO BAN ME OR BLOCK ME!!!!!I want to help out on your wiki by creating a bunch of articals.If you do not forgive me then i can live with it and not enter you wiki. --K3vin waz here 02:12, August 16, 2010 (UTC) B-catship Cratship is the ability to promote and demote users to and from various user groups. It's not sysopship. Sysopship is the main administrator package, with various tools needed for maintaining the site. You applied for cratship, not sysopship. Yours Truly, Explorer 767 (Turtle King, Propeller Lord. Together they dominate the universe.) View this template 12:13, August 16, 2010 (UTC) The Great Snowzerland War V Hey Swiss, Dan here! I was wondering if Dan Beronews could be in the Great Snowzerland War V? I was thinking that both sides could try to get his help, along with the CNIC and he plays Swiss Ninja just to get land, but really agreed to help the good guys. Swiss doesn't figure out that Dan was playing him until AFTER the war and AFTER Dan got the land and moved in the entire USA marines and navy on the land. Pretty good, 'eh? Fell free to make any changes. --Dan Beronews Click teh linkz, CLICK THEM! CLICK THEM NAUGH! I didn't steal TS's signature! I borrowed it! (And maybe changed it a little...) Hail teh Shroom! 12:20, August 16, 2010 (UTC) Stop Bureaucrat is promoting and demoting powers. It isn't admin - sysop is. You wanted to be a bureaucrat, that's what you get. You are using the bureaucrat option in bad faith, so if you want to keep your power then stop promoting yourself. Promote yourself one more time and I call in Wikia staff to remove your powers.   http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/1254/lockkey.png  ZoneKill  T C E   21:25, August 16, 2010 (UTC) Look STOP PROMOTING YOURSELF! That is about as Mary Sue as it gets. Self promotion. STOP. You'll end up having your power stripped away for abuse.I may be the one to click the button. STOP. i am going to butt in every few sentences by saying the magic word in capital letters. STOP. No one likes it, and it won't get you anywhere. I will be checking the promo-log. STOP. Ok? --Fearr caorach |The sheep is reported to be heavily armed and should be avoided (LOOK WHAT HE DID!) 21:26, August 16, 2010 (UTC) No RfA vote was called. 'Part from that, nothing counts. YOU HAVE TO CALL AN OFFICIAL VOTE. I can't demote you, but I will see to it that it happens. Oorah? Just stop mate. --Fearr caorach |The sheep is reported to be heavily armed and should be avoided (LOOK WHAT HE DID!) 21:26, August 22, 2010 (UTC) Look Pal, Everyone else agrees that I can be one. AND STOP CALLING ME A MARY SUE! IT'S THE CHARACTER! --User:Swiss Ninja Come Talk to me. Don't Worry, I'll Respond....Eventually. 00:51, August 23, 2010 (UTC) I don't think you are mary sue, I am simply pointing out that self promotion is a Mary Sue like action. Anyhoo, you avoided answering my pooint. You never called an official vote. Not to mention the fact that you just claimed that I am the only person who opposes you. On the contrary, I was on the Shoutbox last night and everyone there agreed with me. Look, Swiss. I have nothing against you. In fact, I like you a lot. You're a good editor, and a gret guy to have on the wikia. For prof, consider the fact, that when you were new to this wiki, a lot of people opposed and banned you, because they thought Jsud was your sock. Now ask yourself, who was one of the few users who stood up for you, and sought to put an end to thee injustice? There you have it. --Fearr caorach |The sheep is reported to be heavily armed and should be avoided (LOOK WHAT HE DID!) 09:39, August 23, 2010 (UTC) Excuse me... Can Fudd Lapooh play a part in the Great Snowzerland War V? My idea would be that Austin8310 and his friend XTUX Hun bribe him to build a giant water balloon launcher in Waffleland, and then use it to "prank" (really bombard) Freezeland and then after turning the army into a wreck the Snoss army marches through. What do you think? From, XTUX P.S. I think that you should be a Bureaucrat AND everything below it, as you truly deserve it. --Error 404: Signature not found. Possible reasons why this may have happened are: Not found. 13:24, August 23, 2010 (UTC) Snowviet Union revival For the WWI parody, we'll have Freezeland return to the Snowviet Union and stay like that, okay. Citcxirtcem BAAAAAWW to me! see my 5,676 edits! 20:56, August 23, 2010 (UTC) Fine then I'll just make another Snowviet Union. 3P Citcxirtcem BAAAAAWW to me! see my 5,676 edits! 20:32, August 24, 2010 (UTC) Snoss army in my game Hey swiss! am I able to put The Royal Army of Snowzerland in my game from game maker? -- 09:26, August 26, 2010 (UTC) Deathfin Okay here is what you need: Hair: none Hat: Pirate bandanna Mask: White face paint with some red on it Neck: necklace with a Knicicle hanging from it Shirt: a shirt that says CP be destroyed Feet: Just some cleats Items: I would have him hold a Fire Sword Feather color: Black So basically, make him hold the Fire Sword like a lightsaber when blocking, if you can't do that, just put a bandanna, white facepaint with red on it, and a flaming puffle t-shirt but feather color is stull black. --The Flywish guy Talk to me or I will be forced to quit! (LOL!) Check out some of my articles 04:42, August 24, 2010 (UTC) Hello Just a quick favor; would you stop using the sitewide announcements as a tool for advertising? It is not the place to put your "newest article" or "plz hav look @ mai article", that is for the announcements on the front page.   http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/1254/lockkey.png  ZoneKill  T C E   14:16, September 17, 2010 (UTC) Church of England/Angelicanism Parody Here's my pitch for your new parody. Take it into consideration and DO YOUR RESEARCH. Now... SN has used green power for years. The Governance has let it slide for a while. His minions were granted a "hippy's license" and was permitted to run ther stuff. SN himself- a heretic -used his goons to get around the fact that he can't do anything regarding such utilities like water, electricity, etc. etc. . Therefore, there are no green facilities in the real Snowzerland. All of the occupied territories' puppet governments (which are really just Swiss' yes-men toadies) ask for and receive licenses from the PWNtiff. The POPE gets wise to this. Soon, a papal bull is written out: all "green" items must pay an extra surtax. Like in the Middle Ages, when RL Catholic churches contracted tithe collecting minions to go to those who didn't attend church much, the Governance begins this on all Snowzerland empire territories, which use renewable resources heavilly, particularly on offshore wind farms, solar towers, geothermal, ect. ect. . SN gets ready to take the plunge and build a major green power facility for the actual Snoss mainland, and he's not allowed to do that. The POPE himself heads on down to SN to prevent him from doing it, and says that (here's the Henry 8 parodies) he can't do that, that such a factory isn't right and in breach of his heretic status. SN won't listen, and he villaniously strips the POPE of his power (like Royal Fatso did to the Pope) and incorporates his own telecommunications system: The Utilities and Telecommunications Corporation of Snowzerland, or UTCS. The UTCS specializes in green power, and the angry SN quickly nationalizes all of his empire's Governance-licensed hippy power plants. He then transfers them to the UTCS and begins the first- and last -schism of the Governance. SN also nationalizes and transfers all existing infrastructure (wires, telephone poles, pipes, ect. ect.) and hands them to UTCS. So, without spending even one royal coin, SN has just written his own Governance knockoff. The POPE is furious, but he's far too gentle to snap and attack. He is downtrodden but continues his work with the rest of Antarctica. He also declares every single creature that voluntariliy subscribes to any service of UTCS a heretic, making at least half of the Snoss empire ineligible for ever receiving Governance services. SN's Tech-Time knockoff is held on Tuesday, not Wednesday, and the priest there, well, that's where your Anglican knowledge comes in. Build your hierarchies and telenacle knockoffs (preferably call them something else) off of the Anglican Church's order and structure. Naturally, SN is the leader because, like the monarchy of England, he's the head of the new quasi-public company. REMEMBER TO DO YOUR RESEARCH. I want a convincing Anglican parody and I want you to remember that the Governance provides utilities (phone, water, electricity, Internet, television, and natural gas) first and foremost, with a heavy Catholic-parodied theme and structure. Remember that it's not just a church parody, but a utilities company, too. Incorporate both smoothly. Remember that I hold joint-OOC Rights to everything new that you make from this Schism, and have the right to fix errors or improve your work as joint holder. Remember also to know your parodee: research Angelicanism. If you want to add some Henry VIII to SN, remember that you're already adding that to the maniacal Kaiser, the conquering WWI monarch, and the general Middle Ages' absolutism. There is absolutely no problem with a mult-parody character. After all, I do that all the time! Good luck! --† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †  :)  :) Nangnangnangnangnang.... † 1 - 2 † How would you like an extremely large sum of money? -and some new pants. – – 01:59, September 19, 2010 (UTC) Thank you! Thank you for adidng to Yehudea, friend! I'm very grateful for you helping me get a basis for the article. I am going to change a few things in the history though. Once again, thank you! Ps27:1 20:44, September 19, 2010 (UTC) Mwasques!! I was sifting through Yehudeah's deletion, when I happened to notice Mwasques. I smiled big time at that joke! SN, if you wish, I'll consider organizing a satrical Mwa Mwa cult that could serve as a basis of both Mwa Mwa Penguin beliefs, history, and governance. They'd have their own textbook, temples of baybee rituals, and even Mwa Mwa scholars (non Mwa Mwas sympathetic to the bay bees). They'll have a good-sized following, and of course, ALL Mwa Mwa Penguins are adherents to Mwam. I like the idea, and with a little work, we could eloquently sneak an Islam joke into the site, but without offending said faith or blasphemizing Muhammed. You could even incorporate your irrational, paranoid fear of Islam into there. I see times with Mwamwamid, the Quick and Understandable Reduction in Age Novel (or Q.U.R.A.N.), which is the definitive text on how to be a Mwa Mwa Penguin, and large adoption centers called Mqasques! Mwam can be an organization- not a cult -of Mwa Mwa penguins. It is like a union, and represents the wants and beliefs of all of the Mwa Mwa Penguins in its ranks. Its leader (the Caliph) is a sane penguin that loves Mwa Mwas. The equivalent of priests in Islam will be day care workers, and, of course, they nap five times daily. No cleric/leader in Mwam is an idiot, but the Mwa Mwas they care for are. Mwamwamid is debatable but still respected. There is a controversy on whether or not to make CP's Pet Shop an honorary Mwasque. The "FOR" supporters say that it already is in every way, since bay bees frequent the place, but the "AGAINST" (including the shop's owner) say it is a "special place" for puffles, and that its unofficial status as a Mwasque should remain just that: unofficial. It'll be a tough idea to pitch to the community, but we should try it. ---† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †  :)  :) I heard there's rumors on the, uh, Internets... † 1 - 2 † A small leak will sink a great ship. – – 01:55, September 23, 2010 (UTC) Message Okay, I accept you deadline and whatever. But I might not finish, seeing as I'm going to be increasingly busy. --Austin8310-YOU MAGGOTS!-Private Eastshield 23:57, September 26, 2010 (UTC) No... I havnt done that yet. Besides, I probably wont, because Anniemoose adopted her.--Feel free to share your Tails Doll stories with me!The Tails Doll Follower 23:30, September 27, 2010 (UTC) RE:Maddieworld You don't get full rights, you can share it with me and Mect. --Anniemoose98 Click teh linkz, CLICK THEM! CLICK THEM NAUGH! I didn't steal TS's signature! I borrowed it! (And maybe changed it a little...) Hail teh Shroom! 21:03, September 28, 2010 (UTC) It is fair because we ALL GET THE SAME AMOUNT OF RIGHTS. It is SHARED. Even. You can make any changes that you want, I don't go against it. Infact, make any changes you want aslong as it isn't illegal. --Anniemoose98 Click teh linkz, CLICK THEM! CLICK THEM NAUGH! I didn't steal TS's signature! I borrowed it! (And maybe changed it a little...) Hail teh Shroom! 23:24, September 28, 2010 (UTC) Dundedundun! What do you think?--XTUX is rejoicing, for his best friend has returned! 00:33, September 30, 2010 (UTC) Freezeland Make sure it still participates in the GSWIV and GSWV. After the GSWV, it goes back to Triskelle the character. Yours Truly, Explorer 767 (Insert amazingly witty signature tag here.) View this template 10:55, October 1, 2010 (UTC) Re:Your Glorious Return Great! I'm glad to be back! Anyway, I've got a great idea for a story. You said you'd forfeit Freezeland, but let's say a corrupt representitive or someone doesn't want to. But the governor of Nieu Freezeland doesn't know this. So, the Representive and his sister secretly kidnap the governor and blame it on bandits. Some penguins try to find Triskeele's broom closet, and try to liberate Freezeland. That's what I've been thinking of, anyway. -- Triskelle3 Speak up! 20:12, October 1, 2010 (UTC) Excuse me (again)... I was wondering if in your latest story if Fudd Lapooh could have a role? Perhaps he could be hired by Austin8310 as a Jester for Swiss's party, and plays various pranks which in the end make him get fired by a very angry Ditto-Swiss Ninja. What do you think? --XTUX is rejoicing, for his best friend has returned! 02:58, October 2, 2010 (UTC) Please! Triskelle deleted Arda on a Silver Platter because it contradicted his story Twilight and Shadow, and I'm afraid that he might delete the Great Snowzerland Wars because they also contradict his story. Plus, my parents were wanting to read my story and now they'll never get a chance. Please at least consider this and talk to Trisk. --XTUX is rejoicing, for his best friend has returned! 22:58, October 7, 2010 (UTC) RE:Arda Swiss didn't try to destroy Arda, a headcrab was controlling him! Plus, he also didn't try to shoot it down, they were trying to destroy the cloud!--XTUX is rejoicing, for his best friend has returned! 01:30, October 8, 2010 (UTC) RE: My Story Ideas Hi Swiss Ninja! I'm sorry I had to leave so abruptly last night, it was late at night about 10:00. So, yeah. Anyways, I have several stort ideas, although I don't know if they're good or not. One of them is about the PSA on Club Penguin before it was destroyed. I'm sure you know that you have to be at least 30 to be a secret agent on CP, but what if you were younger and you joined? I was thinking if my character could be 25 when she joined. Do you think that's a good idea for a story? Iceflower485 12:42, October 8, 2010 (UTC)Iceflower485Iceflower485 12:42, October 8, 2010 (UTC) May I have permission? I would like to add Swiss Ninja to my future story about Explorer, but I was wanting to ask you something first. Can I use Swiss Ninja for a part, and how do you want him to be portrayed?--XTUX is rejoicing, for his best friend has returned! 14:21, October 8, 2010 (UTC) Nope Canonically, the RDA is extremely advanced. Rex, Java Ghent, you get the idea. I'm not making "cool weapons" and an "RDA visor". That's boring. I'm going to make a much cooler one than that. If you disagree, I'll claim OOC rights. Kthnxbai. --Austin8310-YOU MAGGOTS!-Private Eastshield 15:04, October 8, 2010 (UTC) Ps Yeah, i got a lot of my information from Sunday School. And if they're corrupt when it comes to religion, how do you know that the translation of the bible isn't corrupted from the original Hebrew text? Or do you believe that the 1611 Shakespeare-inspired translation is the only correct English one? Anyways, I would argue that Darktan, the Conclave of Doom, and Mabel *shudder* are the basest creations of this wiki. The Bible doesn't have all the answers, just the ones you need to be a Christian. Take advice from anywhere, but if you feel like it contradicts the Good Book, you can discard it. Citcxirtcem BAAAAAWW to me! I agree that faith is essential to success in life . . . but I do not accept your definition of faith, i.e. belief in life after death..- Rosalin Franklin. see my 5,676 edits! 04:15, October 10, 2010 (UTC) Your comment on Trisk's talk was horrible. I have lost pretty much all my respect for you. This may make me seem like an anti-christian user. You know what? I'm a confirmed Roman-Catholic, and it still leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Distrusting someone because they are a different religion. That sounds very like the Ground Zero Mosque debate. --THE SHEEP! |FIGHTTHEPOWER! (Stuff I did and stuff) 09:05, October 10, 2010 (UTC) Um.... I'm not Catholic, Swiss. I'm actually Lutheran. (Or non-denominational. To be honest, I'm not really sure) Sorry for any confusion! --User:Screwball86I'd Like a Second Opinion on That 23:20, October 11, 2010 (UTC) Done? That picture isn't that good. You're kidding, right? I'm almost done with mine. --Austin8310-YOU MAGGOTS!-Private Eastshield 12:58, October 15, 2010 (UTC) MY RDA Trooper Okay, let's compare them. Mine, and yours. This is yours. This is mine. Anyway, to details. That gun he holds has 4 options. Flamethrower (there's a small tank of gas in it), Tranquilizer, Deletion, and normal ditto snowballs and icicles. Not only that, but that lightsaberlike tool can also be used as a grappling hook. Oh yeah, and the helmet has a HUD display, and the metal is extremely strong. Plus, he can deflect Deletion weapons with his sword. Anyway, that's my RDA trooper. --Austin8310-YOU MAGGOTS!-Private Eastshield 21:46, October 15, 2010 (UTC) IMO, Austins is the best, but has a few creases that need to be ironed out. --THE SHEEP! |FIGHTTHEPOWER! (Stuff I did and stuff) 21:58, October 15, 2010 (UTC) Reply Can you please tell me your thoughts on and Thanks. I'd really like a reply, y'know. I've been waiting for a while. BTW, you should work more on Gold for Thanksgiving. --Austin8310-YOU MAGGOTS!-Private Eastshield 19:49, October 17, 2010 (UTC) Please please please... ...try to improve your grammar. I just spent a good 20 minutes fixing the RDA. --THE SHEEP! |FIGHTTHEPOWER! (Stuff I did and stuff) 20:36, October 17, 2010 (UTC) TIn terms of the title, I thought it was an honest mistake, and did not realise that it would be spelt differently on your side of the lake. --THE SHEEP! |FIGHTTHEPOWER! (Stuff I did and stuff) 15:19, October 18, 2010 (UTC) RE: Grammar changes No, a lot of those WERE actual mistakes, like "was obviously ran". Others were bad wordings, wrong choice of words, and capitalization. And yes, that IS American English grammar, too. American and British English may use different vocabularies, but they generally have the same grammar. Yours Truly, Explorer 767 (When in doubt, always WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA) View this template 11:01, October 18, 2010 (UTC) RE: Eagerness It isn't a parody of the Imperial Star Destroyer but it's a parody of the Venator Cruiser, the Republic ship.-- Liberal Communist Libertarian Conservative Guy Talk to the supporter of Communism and Capitalism 14:12, October 23, 2010 (UTC) RE: Eagerness Part 2 Also, it won't be an airship held by a balloon but more of an actual Venator Cruiser. It will be suceeded by the Victory classes before the Imperial Star Destroyer and Super Star Destroyers come into effect. I'll do a picture soon. Useful links: Picture of a Venator Victory-class Star Destroyer (note: there are TWO classes) Imperial Star Destroyer (note: there are TWO classes Executor-class Star Dreadnought (the standard Super Star Destroyer) Eclipse-class Star Dreadnaught (designed to be The Emperor's flagship, the other Super Star Destroyer) Other Super Star Destroyer variants -- Liberal Communist Libertarian Conservative Guy Talk to the supporter of Communism and Capitalism 14:26, October 23, 2010 (UTC) RDA Trooper I was wondering if the RDA Troopers should suffer from the Stormtrooper effect, like the Stormtroopers from Starwars. DO you think that this is a good idea?--XTUX is rejoicing, for his best friend has returned! 17:58, October 23, 2010 (UTC) Clone Wars parody I was thinking of a Clone Wars parody. In it, a code for the War Bots is found by TerraMount spies. They enter it into the database of the central computer and find out that they are in control of the War Bots. They decide that this is a chance to overthrow the Snoss government but it fails thanks to the RDA Troopers. THe War Bots are relocated to several bases across Antarctica. The Snoss believes that the Viking Empire, Freezeland, The Happyface State, the United States of Antarctica and TerraMount are most likely responsible and declares war on them. It then mostly revolves around the major battles of the Clone Wars, such as Geonocis and Coureceant. There will be no Order 66 but there is a Battle of Mustafar parody at the end which revolves on the last War Bots being shut down. Afterwards, all evidence of War Bots are destroyed and the RDA Troopers become the main core of the Snoss Army and the RDA Private Army, forming the majority. The Snoss wins the war. This could be GSWVI as well. Before we start this, we need to finish the GSWV.-- Liberal Communist Libertarian Conservative Guy Talk to the supporter of Communism and Capitalism 18:30, October 23, 2010 (UTC) RE:RE:RDA Trooper Effect Thanks for the info. Say, I'm in the state of improving Waffleland's military, do you have any suggestions on what I could do?--XTUX is rejoicing, for his best friend has returned! 19:03, October 23, 2010 (UTC) RE: Clone Wars Okey Dokey.-- Liberal Communist Libertarian Conservative Guy Talk to the supporter of Communism and Capitalism 19:40, October 23, 2010 (UTC) Permission to rewrite Django Ghent I have created Valnordore, a parody of Mandalore, the planet from Star Wars. In the Star Wars universe, Jango Fett WASN'T born there but his parents died and was raised up by Mandalorian warriors. I will only partially rewrite it so it includes elements of Valnordore and also a general improvement on the actual parody. Do I have permission?-- Liberal Communist Libertarian Conservative Guy Talk to the supporter of Communism and Capitalism 18:57, October 24, 2010 (UTC) Django will still be born in Frankterre but I may change his race to Batavi High Penguin (if this happens then I might need to change his country of origin to Batavia but I rather that he's from Frankterre). Is that ok too?-- Liberal Communist Libertarian Conservative Guy Talk to the supporter of Communism and Capitalism 19:00, October 24, 2010 (UTC) i started champagne coke page for you i started the page the rest you can do in your own cause im dealing with the LQA at my character page. --Jaquan126 01:25, October 27, 2010 (UTC)Jaquan126 Leader's Ideas IMO, The Leader's ideas for Django Ghent are great. And that one story idea he had was AWESOME. Don't stomp on his ideas cause they're really good. Anyway yeah, just stopping in to tell you that. BTW Django Ghent should be born in Vandorlore, it's cooler that way. I never really liked the Euro Parodies. --Austin8310-YOU MAGGOTS!-Private Eastshield 14:24, October 27, 2010 (UTC) Future Another issue is that you're sticking with this big long future thing that nobody really agrees with. 2030? C'mon. Let's do that awesome story now or something. Anyway not to be complaining or anything but you're kind of annoying me right now/ --Austin8310-YOU MAGGOTS!-Private Eastshield 14:25, October 27, 2010 (UTC) Present I liked the scene in Traveling in All of Antartica. A lot. You've improved your fight scenes. Here, a gift. =D --Austin8310-YOU MAGGOTS!-Private Eastshield 12:02, October 30, 2010 (UTC) Compromise I merged yours and mine idea about Django Ghent. Django will only be Valnordorian for his early life. He is born in Mandaloria, Frankterre but a civil war between two factions, the True Valnordorian and the Blacy Eye hits the town when his family hides some True Valnordorians, including the "Valnordore" (leader) of the True Valnordorians Jackson Moraal. His parents are killed but at a dying request of Django's father asls Jackson to take in Django. Jackson agrees and trains Django to be a bounty hunter and a soldier. At one point (possibly when Django's 16) Jackson is deleted. Django takes command and leads the Valnordorians to great victories. To escape the remainder of the war Django leaves for Batavia and joins SARP. Your idea then takes over. -- Liberal Communist Libertarian Conservative Guy Talk to the supporter of Communism and Capitalism 13:07, October 30, 2010 (UTC)