User talk:TheRealBen/SHOUT LOG OF REALBEN'S FAIL

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[2011-02-24 16:07:08] [INFO] Now logging to <file:///C:/Program%20Files%20(x86)/Mozilla%20Firefox/chatzilla/logs/freenode/users/FiskertonPhantom.2011-02-24.log>.
[2011-02-24 16:07:08] [INFO] Query view for ``FiskertonPhantom opened.[1]
 [2011-02-24 16:07:08] <FiskertonPhantom> I find it ridiculous that you banned CPMaster. You have lost all respect from me. The CPFW needs to change, change occurs every second in this life, you have to get used to it.
[2011-02-24 16:07:08] === FiskertonPhantom <~Chaoticsg@c-98-206-81-99.hsd1.in.comcast.net> ``Its me >:D
 [2011-02-24 16:07:09] === FiskertonPhantom: member of +#clubpenguinfanon
[2011-02-24 16:07:09] === FiskertonPhantom: attached to barjavel.freenode.net ``Paris, FR
 [2011-02-24 16:07:09] === FiskertonPhantom is logged in as ChaoticsGuy
[2011-02-24 16:07:09] --- End of WHOIS information for FiskertonPhantom.
[2011-02-24 16:07:24] <TurtleShroom> Blah blah blah.[2]
[2011-02-24 16:07:30] <TurtleShroom> I disregard all whining.
[2011-02-24 16:07:35] <FiskertonPhantom> I
[2011-02-24 16:07:38] <FiskertonPhantom> I'm not whining
[2011-02-24 16:07:45] <FiskertonPhantom> I am trying to save my friend.[3]
[2011-02-24 16:07:55] <TurtleShroom> Well, he tried to kill the site.
[2011-02-24 16:08:00] <TurtleShroom> He deserved everything he got.[4]
[2011-02-24 16:08:02] <FiskertonPhantom> No. He dod mpt/
[2011-02-24 16:08:05] <FiskertonPhantom> did not*
[2011-02-24 16:08:06] <TurtleShroom> I am through here.[5]
[2011-02-24 16:08:11] <FiskertonPhantom> He was just trying to help you change.
[2011-02-24 16:08:25] <FiskertonPhantom> You need to change you <censored? old fool![6]
[2011-02-24 16:11:41] <FiskertonPhantom> You want to see killing the site? Seahorse could shut down the CPFW if he wanted. You blasted old fool.
[2011-02-24 16:11:58] <TurtleShroom> You cursed.[7]
[2011-02-24 16:12:03] <TurtleShroom> I see the old Ben is back.
[2011-02-24 16:12:03] <FiskertonPhantom> Big deal
[2011-02-24 16:12:06] <TurtleShroom> See ya.
[2011-02-24 16:12:12] <FiskertonPhantom> Its not "the old ben"
[2011-02-24 16:12:22] <FiskertonPhantom> They said "<censored>" in Shakespeare.[8]
[2011-02-24 16:12:23] <TurtleShroom> No, I mean, you've been logged.
[2011-02-24 16:12:25] <TurtleShroom> Dead, too.
[2011-02-24 16:12:32] <TurtleShroom> I mean a ban, kid.
[2011-02-24 16:12:37] <FiskertonPhantom> I really don't care. PM is not the main chat.
[2011-02-24 16:12:44] <FiskertonPhantom> You can join Arceus in HFIL for all I care[9]
[2011-02-24 16:13:14] <FiskertonPhantom> HFIL is Home for Infinite Losers[10]
[2011-02-24 16:13:14] <TurtleShroom> Two years.
[2011-02-24 16:13:23] <FiskertonPhantom> I'm not going back to the retarded CPFW[11]
[2011-02-24 16:13:24] <TurtleShroom> Want to keep racking?
[2011-02-24 16:13:28] <FiskertonPhantom> I hate the CPFW as is
[2011-02-24 16:13:29] <TurtleShroom> Two years six months.
[2011-02-24 16:13:42] <FiskertonPhantom> I'm not going back to that <censored>. I'll stay on wikia, thank you very much.[12]
[2011-02-24 16:13:49] <TurtleShroom> Three months.
[2011-02-24 16:14:22] <TurtleShroom> So, three years of ban.[13]
[2011-02-24 16:14:26] <TurtleShroom> Want more? Keep cursing.[14]
[2011-02-24 16:14:34] <FiskertonPhantom> I really don't care. I find wikia a much better site for the CPSW[15]
[2011-02-24 16:14:41] <FiskertonPhantom> I've never liked the CPFW or you AT ALL.[16]
[2011-02-24 16:15:30] <TurtleShroom> Uh huh.
[2011-02-24 16:15:33] <TurtleShroom> Four years.
[2011-02-24 16:15:36] <TurtleShroom> Keep it coming.
[2011-02-24 16:15:42] <FiskertonPhantom> I honestly don't give a <censored>[17]
[2011-02-24 16:15:58] <TurtleShroom> Eight years.
[2011-02-24 16:16:02] <FiskertonPhantom> You blasted fool, you aren't even listening when I say I'M NOT GOING BACK TO THE CPFW MAKE IT AN INFINITE BAN
[2011-02-24 16:17:12] <TurtleShroom> You think you sound cool, don't ya?[18]
[2011-02-24 16:17:18] <FiskertonPhantom> No, I don't.[19]
[2011-02-24 16:17:27] <FiskertonPhantom> I deserve much a punishment as CPMaster
[2011-02-24 16:17:34] <FiskertonPhantom> I caused your little discussion with him. Don't you remember?[20]
[2011-02-24 16:17:41] <TurtleShroom> No, not really.
[2011-02-24 16:17:45] <FiskertonPhantom> I called for him GGD and HatPop to stop your blasted fight
[2011-02-24 16:17:53] <FiskertonPhantom> and from then, it happened.
[2011-02-24 16:17:54] <TurtleShroom> Sure you did.
[2011-02-24 16:18:02] <FiskertonPhantom> I did, but you were to blind fighting to see it
[2011-02-24 16:18:06] <TurtleShroom> Uh huh.
[2011-02-24 16:18:09] <FiskertonPhantom> Even ask HatPop[21]
[2011-02-24 16:18:16] <TurtleShroom> Nah, I'm fine.
[2011-02-24 16:18:17] <FiskertonPhantom> or GGD
[2011-02-24 16:18:20] <TurtleShroom> Nope.
[2011-02-24 16:18:59] <FiskertonPhantom> You are a fool, you know that? You think you can escape change, buddy? Well, you cannot. So, I can't wait to see you have a mental breakdown.[22]
[2011-02-24 16:19:01] <TurtleShroom> So, cursing your pants off like a whiny baby... has that accomplished anything?[23]
[2011-02-24 16:19:17] <TurtleShroom> At least I'm not acting like a young child.
[2011-02-24 16:19:20] <TurtleShroom> Or a Noob.
[2011-02-24 16:19:23] <FiskertonPhantom> i've said what 4 swears? That's not cursing my pants off
[2011-02-24 16:19:24] <TurtleShroom> This reminds me of the old Ben.
[2011-02-24 16:19:32] <FiskertonPhantom> I'm a year or two younger than you, fool >_>
[2011-02-24 16:19:39] <TurtleShroom> You know, the butter, the mood swings, the whining...
[2011-02-24 16:19:47] <TurtleShroom> You're fifteen?[24]
[2011-02-24 16:19:51] <FiskertonPhantom> My girlfriend even says you lack common sense.
[2011-02-24 16:19:52] <TurtleShroom> Yet you curse like a brat?
[2011-02-24 16:19:55] <FiskertonPhantom> Almost sixteen
[2011-02-24 16:19:57] <TurtleShroom> A girlfriend?
[2011-02-24 16:20:00] <FiskertonPhantom> Everyone at my school swears.[25]
[2011-02-24 16:20:01] <TurtleShroom> One: too young.
[2011-02-24 16:20:07] <TurtleShroom> That doesn't justify your own sin.
[2011-02-24 16:20:09] <FiskertonPhantom> One, I love her very much.
[2011-02-24 16:20:17] <TurtleShroom> Too young for love. Give it two years.
[2011-02-24 16:20:28] <TurtleShroom> At eighteen, you can marry her.
[2011-02-24 16:20:47] <FiskertonPhantom> We plan to go to college first, before we do ;) [26]
[2011-02-24 16:21:07] <TurtleShroom> Ah, I see.
[2011-02-24 16:21:15] <TurtleShroom> Well, I'm glad you found a life partner.
[2011-02-24 16:21:25] <TurtleShroom> I hope she's as good to you as you are to her.
[2011-02-24 16:21:29] <FiskertonPhantom> I'll just say, she's 2 years younger than me. (But she's behind me a grade)
[2011-02-24 16:21:35] <TurtleShroom> Four years.
[2011-02-24 16:21:52] <TurtleShroom> I've halved your sentence because you've got a future wife. :D[27]
[2011-02-24 16:21:58] <TurtleShroom> Which is win.
[2011-02-24 16:23:22] <TurtleShroom> All right, I guess we're through here.
[2011-02-24 16:23:25] <TurtleShroom> Have a glorious day.
[2011-02-24 16:23:28] <FiskertonPhantom> yes, quite.[28]



<math>FIN</math>


...-and that, friends, is the Private Chat that killed Ben. Below is the stupid dialog.

  1. ↑ HELLO SPORTS FANS! Have we got a heated matchup for you today! Today, it's a debate between TurtleShroom and an age-old enemy, Ben/Fisk/TheRealBen/Barn Owls Rule/Ben 10002! Ben's up first.
  2. ↑ OOOH, and TS dishonors the comment with a smart remark! How will Ben regard?
  3. ↑ Ah, friendship! TS, what say you?
  4. ↑ Ooh, that's a harsh move, TS. You're constituents are watching...
  5. ↑ TS is walking away? I guess this isn't a battle he wants to fight. Apathy.
  6. ↑ OH, WHAT A HIT! Turtleshroom turned around and is back in the arena! Nothing stirs a censor like cursing!
  7. ↑ TS states the obvious! The crowd leans forward.
  8. ↑ Hark, what fallacious comparison breaks forth from yonder piehole!
  9. ↑ Oh, and a sidestep around a properly-referenced-to-the-place-but-still-wrong use of the Fiery Underworld!
  10. ↑ ...-and the cover-up! My, it sure is a "What the Fluffy Zoid" out there? Or, is it "Win the Future"?
  11. ↑ KO! Never say that to an autistic, Benny!
  12. ↑ OH, and Ben's incriminating himself! What will TS do?
  13. ↑ Or is it three years of FAIL?
  14. ↑ Oh my... is TS enjoying this and just getting more out of him?
  15. ↑ O_O
  16. ↑ "TS IS #1" seems to not be on this man's list, even though, if you recall the butter days, he was a brownnoser. It changes depending on his mood.
  17. ↑ ...-and he's at it again!
  18. ↑ Oooh, right in the gut!
  19. ↑ He admits he's not cool!
  20. ↑ ...-and the crowd shouts Falsehood!
  21. ↑ The rabbit ears remain silent.
  22. ↑ YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! (Although, he does have a point. Change is inevitable.)
  23. ↑ OOH, BURN.
  24. ↑ O_O
  25. ↑ -AND BEN THROWS THE BANDWAGON FALALCY INTO THE FRAY! Fail points up!
  26. ↑ ...-and Ben hits TS in the mercy gland!
  27. ↑ MERCIFUL COMMUTATIONS, BATMAN! Ben halved his sentance because he has a fiance! TS is gullible!
  28. ↑ Natrrator: Holy cow, what a lame fight! ...really, can I get my money back?
    Patron: This was a free event, sir.
    Narrator: Then who did I pay five hundred dollars to?
    Patron: Uh....
    Narrator: Oh crud.



--† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †  :)  :) Infidels don't know 'bout my nukes. † † I have OFFICIALLY DECIDED that poet Anne Sexton is emo. ――–――――― 21:44, 24 February 2011 (UTC)

oh lawd

MOVING BACK TO WIKIA? WIKIA IS BETTER? I can't stop laughing. --refractor the statue got me high<staff /> 11:13, 25 February 2011 (UTC)

>wikia is a much better site for CPSW

PFFTHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I barely know this Fiskerton character and even I can tell he's an idiot. Don't worry yourself about losing his respect TS, a person like this barely had any to begin with. Zone 12:39, 25 February 2011 (UTC)

main reason we closed shops here because nobody gave a crap and used it. and it was a stupid concept. but wikia is not safe for the mindit sucks so much, --refractor the statue got me high<staff /> 14:42, 25 February 2011 (UTC)
Wise choice, honestly I think the only person who was editing CPSW was Fisk. Also, I thought it was hilarious when WoWWiki jumped ship and Sannse tried everything to keep WoWWiki going but ultimately failed. Zone 15:21, 25 February 2011 (UTC)

Nice one.

  • "blah blah blah blah"
  • "Two years"
  • "blah blah blah"
  • "Four years
  • "blah blah blah blah blah"
  • "Eight years"

That guy couldn't take a hint. --THE SHEEP! |FIGHTTHEPOWER! Crazy sheep.gif (Stuff I did and stuff) 14:52, 25 February 2011 (UTC)

i loled

drama queens is all I'm saying --andrew<staff />fin. now stop bugging me :| 20:50, 25 February 2011 (UTC)

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