User talk:Zone

RE: Renaming choas

Okay, fine, I won't rename people. Happy? -TS

AMAZING!

WOW. ZK, you are on a roll! Seriously, this is amazing. You should be COMMENDED for this. You've even managed to import some items that, for me, were too big to import as a whole. One hundred thirty five imports in a few hours? I'd might as well slap a wind up key to your back and promote you to "bot". Again I say, well done! --TurtleShroom 11:44, 5 November 2010 (PDT)

Why is it that you're so good at doing repetitive actions? You single-handedly carried out at least 90% of the Final Solution, and you and Kill had us admins running around, frantically reverting your vandalism. Now you've imported hundreds of articles in just a few hours.

Was one of your ancestors a computer program or something, or do you just have way too much time on your hands? Yours Truly, Explorer 767 (ALL RISE FOR THE DULCIMER OF JUSTICE!) View this template 00:58, 9 November 2010 (UTC)

Eternal Penguin

Mind telling us a few details about the game, gameplay, or plot itself? Not that you should let random people flood you with requests, but it would be nice to know more details about EP so that we could make some suggestions. Yours Truly, Explorer 767 (DO YOU MIND?! WE'RE DOING A VICTORY DANCE HERE!) View this template 22:42, 9 November 2010 (UTC)

Composing Music

How do you make your music?

Do you hook up your PC to a keyboard, or do you use some kind of software?

Please reply, and if you do use software, please tell me what program.

--XTUX is on teh job! 04:31, 14 November 2010 (UTC)

Eternal Penguin (again)

From what I can tell you're going to make Director Benny and Mayor McFlapp the final bosses (because I don't see any other world they would fit in other than the Bureau of Fiction, which is probably World 9).

If I'm right I should probably tell you: Benny and McFlapp DON'T assist villains unless they plan to use them to advance a storyline, and/or double-cross them before the villains can actually succeed. In that case, might wanna throw a plot twist at the end. Yours Truly, Explorer 767 (FIVE. TRADE. Remember that now.) View this template 12:07, 15 November 2010 (UTC)

All right, I was just wondering. But where are you going to put them if not in the BoF?... Yours Truly, Explorer 767 (FIVE. TRADE. Remember that now.) View this template 22:20, 15 November 2010 (UTC)

RE: Stamps

All canonical CP Stamps use this same template. Anyone making stamps should follow it.

Of course you can! What kind of idiot would I be to deny you, Zone, the one and only image master, the right to make stamps?!

:D

--† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †  :)  :) ^{HE'S FEELING GREAT, WITH HIS GRAPEFRUIT-SIZED PROSTATE!} † † I DOMINATE! ――–――――― 19:22, 15 November 2010 (UTC)

Theme

Could you perhaps work on this wiki's theme for us?

Because at it's current state it won't attract any visitors and with a better, well-designed theme Google would be more likely to raise our rankings.

If you can please respond.

--XTUX is on teh job! 21:38, 23 November 2010 (UTC)

Google doesn't care about themes because it can't see them. The current theme meets my anal needs, looks attractive, simple, non-eye-killing, etc. It's perfectly fine. --refractor this is a thing 23:02, 23 November 2010 (UTC)

Logo

Please reupload the logo as "Wiki.png, so that it will become the official, working wiki logo.--XTUX is on teh job! 02:54, 26 November 2010 (UTC)

Hi Zone

Sorry I joined a bit late. Can I have a promotion so I can upload?

Mectrixctic 21:06, 26 November 2010 (UTC)

Work

Concentrate on getting a job. Remember real life is more important then a Wiki. Just remindin you.--Agent Johnson |  You... 13:44, 28 November 2010 (UTC)

IRC

Come on IRC.--Agent Johnson |  You... 08:36, 1 December 2010 (UTC)

Hazama Penguin Arrives!

Well here's the picture. I left out the thing in his right hand because I hade no idea how to make it look nice and I left out the belt cause I didn't know where to fit it in. If you want those two things I'll be happy to add them on the picture. --Speeddasher

Thanks. You're a great artist to. I had a lot of fun drawing this penguin and I'm glad you enjoy it. --Speeddasher

Great job on fixing the program. --Speeddasher

Carl Clover

“

-A robot marionette (Nirvana, but her real name is Ada; Carl's sister. Ada was turned into the Nox Nyctores Deus Ex Machinima Nirvana by Ada and Carl's father, Relius Clover) -THE VIGILANTE WHO FIGHTS IN THE NAME OF LOVE AND JUSTICE, BANG SHISHIGAMI (Carl becomes Bang's apprentice later on in the story) -Relius Clover parody (Carl is in hot pursuit trying to find his father Relius, since he was the one who turned Carl's sister into a robot) And that's the basics for Carl Clover really, if anything needs correction or if you feel unsure let me know.

”

Okay, so in layman's terms...

• I will need Ada, Carl's sister, who is now in the body of a robot.
• Bang Shishigami, Carl's employer/master.
• Carl's father, who he seeks to destroy.

Now, the QUESTIONS.

• Woe be to Ada; was she forced into this issue, and be it of force or of will, is she still Ada in a machine (like TSP AI is machine TSP), or is she nothing now?
  • The latter might be a COC violation of free will. If you evict a character from their body, and/or make dramatic and drastic changes/alterations/surgery/mutations/transformations to them, they must retain their, or portions of their, old self, in some way.
    • For example, Haley is still Halley in what I define makes a man: their belief system and their morals. She is otherwise a different being, with different interests, appearence, personality, destiny, and even species... -but she is still Halley in what defines a person.
  • In the case of Ada, is she in the situation of TSP AI or that rabbit in the Sonic Comics? Was her mind copied into a robot?
  • OR, is she like Haley? A differently acting being that is, in the basic values, the same being she once was?
  • OR, is her old self not intact in her now?
    • There's an easy workaround for that. Ada's parody's body is just a shell now, so her spirit/ghost is free to roam (and joins Carl's parody to get her body back).

• I have nothing to ask on Bang except this: what does he do?

• As for the father: did he do this out of good intentions (i.e. to save her), or is he all like "Hey let's maim my own flesh and blood offspring LOLOLOLOLOL", as would be a murderer or psychotic being?
  • Why is it Carl's perceived duty to avenge? Did he witness it, or did he hear about it? What REALLY happened in that timeframe?

• Lastly, what's the girly thing on his back? (I thought that was Carl for a while.) Is that Ana (I'm betting it is.)? If so, is she somehow helping him on his quest? Are they a team of some sort, brother and sister- albeit a machine and a man -working together to stop their father?

Yeah, I really need help here... -but I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results! :|

--† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †  :)  :) ^{You know, until I came along, this was just a one-llama town.} † † THERE'S NO STOP-OLIS. ――–――――― 01:40, 5 December 2010 (UTC)

RE: RE: Carl Clover

All right, I think I can come up with something off of that. Thank you for your help! As is with my style of writing, expect surprises and the unexpected. I have many a way of making things work. --† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †  :)  :) ^{You know, until I came along, this was just a one-llama town.} † † THERE'S NO STOP-OLIS. ――–――――― 11:55, 5 December 2010 (UTC)

P.S.: Politically speaking, a government operated mainly by magicians, witches, wizards, ect. is called magocracy, and it's pronounced "Mayjock-cruh-see", not "mag-oh-cruh-see" (like "mage"), and literally means "rule by magic". The NOL is a magocracy.

As We Go Marching Through Ikaruga

Yeah, I do admit that your game is exciting and creative.

I apologize for contacting you with ANOTHER message right after that one above, but this was an idea too good to resist.

For the Second War of Magic, may I suggest that our NOL home state and our Ikaruga be double parodies of the Union and Confederacy of the United States' Civil War?

I propose the following.

• Both wars are based on rights. An upper class and a lower, or even, so be it, a better man and a lesser man (considering that the owners of the spellbooks, grimoires, and other items have economic and political clout no one else has). In Blue Blaze, the lesser men want their rights of magic, and they're going to take it.

• The USA's Civil War (henceforth, the "Civil War") was a states' rights battle, in which the South seceeded from the North because they were trying to force their anti-slavery doctrine on them. The South built itself and needed its economy on slaves, so they couldn't just drop their chains, as nice as that would be. They knew it was wrong ("necessary evil"), but they needed it. So, they fought. As history so knows, the South was doomed from the start, but they had to do what they had to do.
  • The better man and the lesser man should be obvious here.

• However, if I want to do this right, I'm going to have to tweak the NOL's governing during the Second War of Magic. Instead of an iron-fisted dictator, the Imperator (I read that) that ascends the Throne is a pacifistic, somber penguin that believes in unity: that a house divided can not stand, that their Ikarugan/Southern brothers must sit down with the NOL/North and remain in a perpetual union, together, if they want to ensure their survival from the leftovers of the Black Beast/ensure freedom and that the nation won't pass from the earth.
  • If you can't catch my drift, Abraham Lincoln.
    • HOWEVER, and also like history, an black magic Ikarugan sympathizer strikes the Lincoln Imperator dead at the end of the war, in our case, with a nasty spell of termination. Exactly as in history, Lincoln Imperator wanted to be kind to the Ikarugan/South and embrace them as prodigals gone astray.
  • Reconstruction begins, and exactly like in history, the newly reunited NOL/North decides to "punish" the South/Ikaruga, and brutal treatment follows as the South/Ikaruga is dragged kicking and screaming, torched and in ruins, to the new age.
    • The new Imperator isn't like the Lincoln Imperator. No, he wants to CRUSH and PUNISH the Ikarugans for their insolence! HOW DARE THEY
    • Unlike the Civil War, there isn't a happy ending as to the nation. Just as NOL did in Blue Blaze, our NOL/Union punishese dissent to the government and talk of secession a serious punishment.

• Our rifles, cannons, and muskets shall be replaced with spells, magic, and the supernatural. The cause will be different, but for my merriment, the Ikarugans speak with thick Southern accents (ya'll).

• We will have key Blue Blaze SWM battles and key Civil War battles mixed.

• Oh, and who better to be Jin Kisaragi than William Tecumseh Sherman? Yes, Jin Sherman is to be the parody that sweeps Ikaruga to defeat. His March to the Sea torches their capital and everything in its path, As They Go Marching Through Ikaruga!
  • They'll even torch Atlanta!
  • If I can ever find a suitable MIDI file for you, you too can hear As We Go Marching through Georgia.

• Lord Tenjo will also be Jefferson Davis, for quite obvious reasons. Unlike Tenjo, he won't be killed, just couped.

Gettysberg, of course, will be present, as will Appotomatox. The generals of each country will be parodies of their respective Civil War counterparts. I have this whole crazy thing set out, combining Blaze Blue with the Civil War and throwing it into Club Penguin.

The setting will be in modern times, unless Blaze Blue canonical so decrees that it mist happen on a certain date. In the CPFW's parody set, we should have everything we can situated right after, before, and during the Ikarugan Civil War's parody.

This will be, if I can do it right, one of my greatest works. I have always wanted to parody the American Civil War.

--† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †  :)  :) ^{You know, until I came along, this was just a one-llama town.} † † THERE'S NO STOP-OLIS. ――–――――― 12:51, 5 December 2010 (UTC)

P.S.: Where do we plan on putting the countries of NOL and Ikaruga?

RE: RE: RE: Ikaruga and such

All right; I guess the stage is set. An island will do. My goodness, is this is going to be good, or is this going to be GOOD?!

(Oh, and yes, if Bang's a Confederate or a sympathizer, he'll be speakin' like me, a-yup. BA HA HA! :P )

As for NOL not being a country in BB, for my sake, it will be more than just a police state here. (Wait, is that Racheal vampire the Imperator?)

No matter, we're taking some alterations down the path of Americana and some other insanity for CPFW. We can;t be a perfect parody, so unless the Imperator being a female and what-not is an absolute neccessity, Imperator Lincoln's successor (AKA whoever reigns AFTER the War), will be a man and a radical Reconstructionist (but not Andrew Jackson) that, as the BB story demands, brutally increases the dictatorship of the unified nation.

--† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †  :)  :) ^{You know, until I came along, this was just a one-llama town.} † † THERE'S NO STOP-OLIS. ――–――――― 13:32, 5 December 2010 (UTC)

P.S.: In RL, Southernors tend to think fondly of the Confederacy of the war, and there has been idle talk of re-secession for centuries. In other words, in RL, they were glad they did it. So the question is needed: was Ikaruga, despite being destroyed, proud of what they did? Are there still those who swear loyalty to the fallen Ikarugan state, like Bang? Does speaking of Ikaruga garner death, or is re-enacting the battles- assimuming NOL wins -allowed? Just how strict are they there?
P.S.S.: Come 9:30 AM or so (in my time it's 8:32 AM), I have to head off to church. On my return, I'll try and put my talent into your genius idea.

MM wanted to say something on IRC

He wanted so say, quote, "bye and good luck". I think he was just signing off of the IRC when he said that. --† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †  :)  :) ^{Rarely is the question asked: IS OUR CHILDREN LEARNING?!} † † You're calling me a censor like it's a bad thing! ――–――――― 01:43, 8 December 2010 (UTC)

Hey

I've been demoted again, so could you make me an importer?

Mectrixctic 50px talk 20:55, 9 December 2010 (UTC)

RE: Message

Uhh... thank you? SN deserved the gallow; he had a conspiracy this whole darn time.

Aside from that, part of my consensus page is fixing minor errors, and of course, removing the filibuster ban. I cut out the entire unanimity section because it wa sone big demonization of and ban upon filibustering. I can not speak my opinion without filibustering, so that's pretty much disenfranchising me and violating your own doctrine.

--† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †  :)  :) ^{Drink cactus juice; it'll quench ya!} † † People pirate Phineas and Ferb episodes like a spanish galleon. ――–――――― 03:21, 11 December 2010 (UTC)

RE: "Blocking SN is the hallmark of your career"

Wow, you must have something big against SN, which I never noticed.

I actually feel saddened that I had to take him out, because I love his work and am a big fan of his ambition... -but rules are rules, and all doctrines are to be followed. (Sadly, that means I'll have to enforce rules made in Consensus, and Consensus' governance itself- I was a famous campaigner, remeber -even if I hate them... -but rules are meant to be obeyed.)

I'll miss him, but at least I'll get a French Revolution for Christmas... -because when a banned man is taken out, his OOC property is the Masses': it becomes Fair Game, because he is unworthy of holding the OOC titles, and he's also dead, so he can't call OOC. At last, Snowzerland will be mine in some ways... -and I can get that French Revolution.

ZK, I hope you will help us all when we colelctively snatch up Snowzerland...

...unless you have problems with attainder.

SN's crime is nasty and he's going to be gone for ten thousand years... so yes, that's attainder in many ways (not to be confused with a bill of attainder).

--† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †  :)  :) ^{Drink cactus juice; it'll quench ya!} † † People pirate Phineas and Ferb episodes like a spanish galleon. ――–――――― 03:55, 11 December 2010 (UTC)

Pic

A bandolier is an ammo belt usually slung accross the shoulder (see this). This will indeed be used for my character, as I find it very hard to draw anything good (especially sheep) on a PC. I was thinking of a seep, with two bandoliers, two snow SMGs (sub-machine guns), and a pistol in a holster around his waist. Thanks. --Sheep|No junk mail please! (Better sig soon!) 13:10, 12 December 2010 (UTC)

I'm sure it will be bette then my attempts. Thanks!

--Sheep|No junk mail please! (Better sig soon!) 13:49, 12 December 2010 (UTC)

Re:Merry Xmas!

Woah! That is one awsome picture. Thanks so much. You're an excellent artist. And Merry Christmas. --Speeddasher

sorry

I should never post in the early morning. EVER.

All I really have to say is that I'm sorry for being rude in that earlier message.--Austin8310 16:10, 14 December 2010 (UTC)

RE: wut

Errr...let me start again....

Kwiksilver is in attack stance holding the ghostly red samurai sword. There's a sort of smoky-vapoury stuff surrounding the sword. The Ghost Manipulator is on his wrist, glowing (if you can do the Ghost Manipulator in detail, go for it, but if you can't just make it a white glow). The three white lines are running from the Ghost Manipulator, along his arm to his head. They're glowing white too. Kwiksilver is wearing his satchel, his beanie (although some of his brown hair is poking out) and his bracelet on his left wrist. The Ghost Manipulator is on his right wrist.--Sir Kwiksilver of TARDIS-Ninjas can't catch you if you're on fire. 03:56, 15 December 2010 (UTC)

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Ghost Manipulator = Vortex Manipulator#Ghost Manipulator

Looks like the picture, only changed to fit description of Ghost Manipulator

Vortex Manipulator. Apply Ghost Manipulator description to this.

TL;DR:

Kwiksilver+ Samurai Sword + Ghost Manipulator + hair + epicness = PROFIT!!!1!

Refer to above description for more details. --Sir Kwiksilver of TARDIS-Ninjas can't catch you if you're on fire. 12:23, 15 December 2010 (UTC)

RE:Merry Xmas

Yeah, okay, now, I'm not gonna cry all over the place because I didn't like it. I understand it must've been quite a task, and the only problem I see with it is some scale issues going on there, and I think the only reason for that is you either went completely to drawing the picture and drew legs on a penguin or you made the head too small. I don't want you make it so it's perfect for me, I'm just telling you some critisism, since it's always good to have some constructive critisism. Just try and remember that penguins don't usually have legs. But other than that, I freaking love the detail on the hat and suit all-together. --Metalmanager 13:14, 15 December 2010 (UTC)

RE: IRC

Whoever changed the date to Christmas Eve is insane. It's 12/23/2010, not Christmas Eve! --† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †  :)  :) ^{Look out, Santa Claus is peeping around the corner at you!!} † MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! † Saint Kris Nicholas, tell me, then: did you NOT look at my client, as her child sat on her lap, and called out to her not once, not twice, but THREE TIMES, 'HO'?! ――–――――― 20:33, 15 December 2010 (UTC)

Robert's Rules

What are those about? And where will it take place.

Also, do you want to talk to me more about the Imperial Emperor. I have been pretty busy lately and haven't been editing that much, but I'll start after this week.

Mectrixctic 50px talk 18:19, 16 December 2010 (UTC)

Ps. I relize that we have monaco skin, but it isn;t perfected yet. Do you know when it'll look just like the old one?

Mectrixctic 50px talk 18:22, 16 December 2010 (UTC)

RRO

You know, instead of making it look suspicious just because you don't know what it is, you could just LOOK UP THE WIKIPEDIA ENTRY: Robert's Rules of Order. Yours Truly, Explorer 767 (This isn't poison! This is... OBAMA!) View this template 20:40, 17 December 2010 (UTC)

Disney lawyers

Wait until I'm eighteen or older and then I'll try and get between you and the lawyers. I know my way around contracts and legal stuff, and I'm pretty sure that Disney- a company that I have always admired as benovelent and leaning (they never even persue pirated YouTube shows!) -would let you go through with your project if you signed a legally binding document that you would never make any money in the distribution of your epic product, that your product's source code (when completed) would either be Disney's or joint with you, and provided that you properly give credit where credit is due. In exchange, you can distribute it freely.

As for the CP mail not coming back, believe me: it's not that they're ignoring you, it's that you either contacted the wrong department, or that CP is telling the truth. I don't think it's in the Moderators' authority to grant you use of their work. When Disney bought CP, I literally mean that they bought CP, and all of its source code, techniques, trade secrets, and licenses. So it's not CP that you need to blame, but Disney.

Lastly, Disney didn't sic their lawyers on you, you contacted them and made it aware. You could have played the fair use card if you put on the title screen, credits, and elsewhere that "THIS GAME HAS NO AFFLIATION WITH CLUB PENGUIN OR WALT DISNEY STUDIOS, AND NO PROFIT OR REVENUE IS TO BE MADE WITHIN THE DISTRIBUTION OR USE OF THIS PRODUCT". Disney is a LOT nicer than, say, Viacom, who has such a vicious reputation against the fandom that they might go after us just for what we do right now. For examples, I point to Invader Zim, any SpongeBob clip that ever stood, and the Danny Phantom fans' work.

--† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †  :)  :) ^{Look out, Santa Claus is peeping around the corner at you!!} † MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! † Saint Kris Nicholas, tell me, then: did you NOT look at my client, as her child sat on her lap, and called out to her not once, not twice, but THREE TIMES, 'HO'?! ――–――――― 21:05, 17 December 2010 (UTC)

Merry Christmas from Hakume Penguin

For making me the awsome Speeddasher picture, I decided to make you another BlazBlue style penguin. I decided to do one of Hakume because he, in my oppinion, is a cool looking character. Hope you like it and if there's anything you want me to change just ask. --Speeddasher

You're welcome. I'm gald you like it. --Speeddasher

Image machine

ZK, when it comes to the image importing, I can ony do this.

To quote slang from my sister: YOU ARE A BEAST!

DEAR LAWD, how, how on the earth did you import TWO HUNDRED IMAGES in one night?! I could only do fifty! Did I tell you recently just how awesome you are; did I? Goodness... I'm blown away, I really am. Thank you for your servics, thank you so much...

Merry Christmas,
--† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †  :)  :) ^{Look out, Santa Claus is peeping around the corner at you!!} † MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! † Saint Kris Nicholas, tell me, then: did you NOT look at my client, as her child sat on her lap, and called out to her not once, not twice, but THREE TIMES, 'HO'?! ――–――――― 00:35, 19 December 2010 (UTC)

Missing photos

Sorry to bother you, but some photos in icePhone and icePad and maybe icePod are missing. Love, Ponyo Fan 02:27, 19 December 2010 (UTC)

RE: Butcher

You just don't get it.

You really need to get this in your head:

• I was raised in an environment that mandated ORDER.
• I was indoctrinated into a religion that commands ORDER. I later chose to follow that very ORDER on my own free will.
• I was orderd from birth to respect authority (even though I frequently fail at that every now and then), and that there is an ORDER of doing things, and that some people are more powerful or greater than you, and that humanity has ORDER.
• I live in a country of ORDER and a government that does not use consensus, but voting, with ORDER.
• I am autistic, and part of autism is the need for rigid structure, routines, and predictability. Or, in other words, ORDER.
• I am mentally incapable of consensus. The idea that ORDER can be suspended and that some pathetic IP can equal my two years and twelve thousand edits, and all the knowledge of working a wiki can be tossed out becaus esomeone wants to lock hands around a campfire of harmony and sing "Kumbyyah" DOES NOT REGISTER in my mind. I can't grasp it.

You just don't get it, do you? Do you know what I've given up to even get to the IRC Committe? It's still consensus, just FANCY consensus. You still get your debate and you still get your equality. I'm even supposed to be silent, ZK, SILENT.

ZK, I suspended the old order, the ranks of yore, the governance of this site, most of my power, the right of veto, the voting abilities, the BOSS, the BOB, a chunk of the COC, and most of what I built up in days pass.

I surrendered all of this because the Masses wanted that stupid consensus. I am not only agaisnt it, I AM MENTALLY INCAPABLE OF IT. MY BRAIN CAN NOT COMPREHEND ORDERLESS DEBATE. IT'S ILLOGICAL AND IN DEFIANCE OF MY ENTIRE RAISING.

I can't give up anything else without stepping down from power entirely, and we ALL know I'm not going to do that. I've done all I can, and RRO is still consensus at heart. If you want anything more from me, you're just greedy. I've come as far to the table as I can, and now you need to help by just saying "Hey, thanks for trying". I tried, ZK, I tried... -but I can't work in choas. I am not able to work on your level or your governance. If you can't accept that, it's going to be a long ride!

Good night.

--† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †  :)  :) ^{Look out, Santa Claus is peeping around the corner at you!!} † MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! † Saint Kris Nicholas, tell me, then: did you NOT look at my client, as her child sat on her lap, and called out to her not once, not twice, but THREE TIMES, 'HO'?! ――–――――― 04:12, 19 December 2010 (UTC)

P.S.: I didn't butcher your consensus. The IRC Consensus and the Consensus are two different things altogether.
P.P.S.: If the KOS thing was a skeleton, that wouldn't be nudity, because the genitals ar eflesh, and the flesh is gone. Your humanoid organic KOS is too humanoid and still alive to be streaking around. I don't know why you won't just crop that part yourself, or better, use an old KOS! They're all just as good as the indecent one.

RE: RE:

Well, I'm glad you finally understand my problem. No matter, though, what you do here with the rest of your self-limited time is up to you. You've done such a great service to this site, and we are indebted to you. I mean, two hundred images! Wow!

--† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †  :)  :) ^{Look out, Santa Claus is peeping around the corner at you!!} † MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! † Saint Kris Nicholas, tell me, then: did you NOT look at my client, as her child sat on her lap, and called out to her not once, not twice, but THREE TIMES, 'HO'?! ――–――――― 14:27, 19 December 2010 (UTC)

I heard you were leaving...

I heard you were leaving the site after you finished with the images. I'm not going to try and stop you as I know you have a lot of other things to do such as your job and I don't want to come off as annoying. I realise that this is your decision and while I'll miss you I respect your decision and I understand why you're quitting (if I was you and I had been arguing about politics all December I probably would be quitting to). Infact the only thing that's kept me on this site for the time when it was really dull was the fact that all my friends were on this site. Had they not been here I might've quit along time ago. This message is to simply say goodbye for when you leave. You're an excellent editor and this site regained a lot of it's past greatness because of you. You've made some excellent articles that really brought me back to when I first joined this wiki back when it was fun to edit at. You'll always be a legend on this site to me no matter what anyone else says. I suggest you figure out what to do with the BlazBlue parody before you leave though. Anyways whether you want to continue it or not is your decision and I'll respect that either way. It's been an honor having you on this site and I wish you the best of luck with your job and everything else. And most of all, thank you for all the images you've made for this site. I wish you the best of luck. --Speeddasher

You're quitting? Well as we all know, I can't stop you. In fact, if I try, you'll probably become even more convinced that you should quit. So as Speed said above, I'm not gonna try. This message is just to let you know that whatever TS or anyone else may say, I still think you're a legend. I still respect you. I am still grateful for how you fixed this site. I don't actually know why you're quitting, so I can't try and cheer you up or anything. Is it something someone said? Is it something I said? If it was my fault in anyway, I'm sorry.

Either way, you're down firmly in the history books of this site, because you came and brought order when we needed it most. Then you stayed and provided us with images, articles and epic import powers.

tldr: You're epic and will be missed.

--THE SHEEP! |FIGHTTHEPOWER! (Stuff I did and stuff) 17:33, 19 December 2010 (UTC)

Touching, but some of that I can't be bothered to read. Y'all know I like it nice and short ;)

I'm not quitting because of TS or any other user, I am quitting because I do not see how I can help wiki anymore + am tired of picking up the crap and whenever I put a decent effort in I get crapped on. There is no need for me to be here because there is very little I can help with - if I stay then I would most likely be a nuisance. I cause half the drama anyway, so once I am gone hopefully everything will of calmed down. Zone 15:23, 20 December 2010 (UTC)

Moving image to "Derp Star"

Thank you. That is very fitting to describe the choas on its talk page. I still need to figure out exactly what "Derp" means, though. --† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †  :)  :) ^{The new year dawns!!!} † † Lest old aquaintence, be forgot, and never brought to mind! ――–――――― 02:13, 4 January 2011 (UTC)

<SnoopingGil> Lol at the Derpstar comment.

<ZONEsama> =P

<SnoopingGil> If you really want to accentuate your point, rename it.

<SnoopingGil> "Purple Derpstar.png"

<ZONEsama> dare accepted

<SnoopingGil> Derp Quality Article.

Zone 02:28, 4 January 2011 (UTC)

You can legally continue your project under certain conditions

You're not going to belive this.

I emailed the Club Penguin team asking about Club Penguin Fanon Games and they responded that is is legal to make Club Penguin Fanon Wiki games as long as it contains only Fanon content.

So, if you want you can continue Project:Eternal, you can if you remove all non-fanon content (excluding penguins and puffles, which the Club Penguin team said were allowed).

I am sorry for not notifying you sooner as I received the message long ago and forgot to tell you, and I also (stupidly) deleted the message, which prevents me from quoting directly from it.

Hope this brightens your day!

--XTUX Hun May the bird of paradise fly up yer nose! 18:09, 10 January 2011 (UTC)

P.S. The Club Penguin team also said that any genre is allowed for Club Penguin Fanon Games, even MMORPGS! So if we really wanted (and someone had the skill), the Club Penguin Fanon Wiki could be integrated with a Massively Multiplayer Online Game!

I also have some more news for ya. If you want, once you're finished I could, ahem, assist you in publishing the game. I could show you where to become an official steam developer and publish your game on steam. Once you're done you could integrate steam acheivements (Valve reccomends doing it after your project is done, as it is fairly easy) and a lot of other cool features.--XTUX Hun May the bird of paradise fly up yer nose! 18:19, 10 January 2011 (UTC)

RE:RE:

Why are you unable to continue it?

Is it because you deleted the files from the old game or is it just that you don't want to work on it?--XTUX Hun May the bird of paradise fly up yer nose! 04:44, 11 January 2011 (UTC)

Re:Hey

Sure. I'd be glad to. We should decide who's gonna draw what though. --Speeddasher

Good luck on the Super Nightmare pic. I'm thinking of drawing Lizlord in his Ultimate Form (a wyvern except with his face) and a pic of Xplorer. --Speeddasher

Hi. Well I finished Lizlord's Wyvern form pic, but I can't seem to come up with a good idea for what Xplorer should look like. Also awsome Super Nightmare pic. --Speeddasher

RE: Girl Zone

Excellent image. I love it!!

Although, I'm curious as to why you decided to give her midriff and a skirt that short. :P

No matter though, it's absolutely brilliant.

--† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †  :)  :) ^{Oh biscuits.} † † HI AL GORE! ――–――――― 22:15, 19 January 2011 (UTC)

If you didn't get my message on IRC....

[18:26] <Kwiksilver> Hey Zone.
[18:27] <Kwiksilver> You on?
[18:27] <Kwiksilver> I guess not....
[18:27] <Kwiksilver> You must be dead again.
[18:28] <Kwiksilver> What I wanted to ask is if you might be interested in a project I'm working on.
[18:28] <Kwiksilver> It's called the "Coloured Hats" project.
[18:28] <Kwiksilver> Basically, set in Old Antarctica, there are 4 kingoms
[18:28] <Kwiksilver> *kingdoms
[18:29] <Kwiksilver> Ice, Fire, Water and Air
[18:39] <Kwiksilver> Experiment Labs was concerned there would be a war between Olde Antarctica and the STINC army.
[18:40] <Kwiksilver> They decided to create four super-soldiers that would lead each kingdom into battle.
[18:42] <Kwiksilver> These soldiers would be created using a form of the X-Virus and penguin brains.
[18:42] <Kwiksilver> So, Experiment Labs stole the bodies of four random citizens and criminals
[18:43] <Kwiksilver> And used their brains to power the X-Virus body
[18:43] <Kwiksilver> Brains were inserted and the X-Virus bodies changed to become sorta like Zone
[18:43] <Kwiksilver> They each had personalities similar to the penguins that they got their brains from.
[18:44] <Kwiksilver> They were each named after a particular kind of hat
[18:44] <Kwiksilver> There was the mysterious Mr Trilby, a dashing and cunning man who was eager to perform any deed to achieve his aims
[18:45] <Kwiksilver> Mr Derby, a large muscly brawler who was arrogant and always wanted to fight
[18:47] <Kwiksilver> Miss Fedora, who was seductive and used her stunning beauty as a means to convince enemies into doing whatever she wanted
[18:48] <Kwiksilver> and Miss Beret, a strong-willed and capable woman who was ready to take the world onto her shoulders and bear it with determination.
[18:49] <Kwiksilver> These four were gifted with super powers and assigned to a kingdom
[18:49] <Kwiksilver> Mr Trilby was given the power of flight and he had the Air Kingdom
[18:50] <Kwiksilver> Mr Derby had super strength and was assigned the ice kingdom
[18:50] <Kwiksilver> Miss Fedora was given mind control powers
[18:50] <Kwiksilver> And she was given the Fire Kingdom
[18:51] <Kwiksilver> Miss Beret had telekinesis and the Water kingdom
[18:51] <Kwiksilver> At first, all went well
[18:51] <Kwiksilver> The warriors were trained in their respective powers and filled in on their new duties
[18:52] <Kwiksilver> However, flashes of their previous lives as penguins kept occuring to them
[18:52] <Kwiksilver> And eventually they all sensed things were not as they seemed.
[18:53] <Kwiksilver> The thought that somebody had tricked them angered them all
[18:53] <Kwiksilver> As a team, they escaped out of Experiment Labs
[18:54] <Kwiksilver> And the first thing that occured to them was to rule their respective Kingdoms, as their programing suggested
[18:54] <Kwiksilver> Of course, the leaders of the kingdoms wouldn't stand for this
[18:54] <Kwiksilver> They sent their armies out to stop the four supers soldiers, and of course the armies were massacred
[18:54] <Kwiksilver> The continent was weak after about a year of this fighting
[18:55] <Kwiksilver> The four realised that they were just destroying the Antarctica they wanted, so they made a deal with STINC
[18:55] <Kwiksilver> STINC would conquer, and the four would rule
[18:55] <Kwiksilver> Everything seemed to go as planned
[18:56] <Kwiksilver> Olde Antarctica fell
[18:56] <Kwiksilver> STINC became the rulers
[18:56] <Kwiksilver> But when it came to the handing over of the kingdoms, the four were betrayed.
[18:56] <Kwiksilver> They were locked in suspended animation, seemingly forever.
[18:57] <Kwiksilver> However on New year's eve, 2010, a drunk James Kwiksilver and Willy the Penguin stumble upon their suspended animation capsule, buried in the snow
[18:57] <Kwiksilver> And set the four free
[18:57] <Kwiksilver> Big mistake.
[18:58] <Kwiksilver> Realising they had been betrayed yet again, the four split up and decided to go it alone.
[18:58] <Kwiksilver> They each started to wreak havoc aroud Antarctica
[18:59] <Kwiksilver> But eventually they realised again that this wouldn't work.
[18:59] <Kwiksilver> They finally gave up.
[18:59] <Kwiksilver> With no purpose, they all stumbled across Nightmare
[19:00] <Kwiksilver> And Nightmare asked to take them into her army
[19:00] <Kwiksilver> however, they refused
[19:00] <Kwiksilver> They said they just wanted to get paid and that was it.
[19:00] <Kwiksilver> So they became mercenaries for hire.

So what does this mean for you? I'm not sure, but it occured to me that you would be really good at working this stuff out. What are your thoughts and is there anything you want to add or take out in this story?

BTW, loved the Girl Zone picture XD --Sir Kwiksilver of TARDIS-What kind of hallway is this? Is this your house? 09:05, 20 January 2011 (UTC)

RE:RE:

Okay, basically they're beings like Zone. They don't look exactly the same, but they are the same type of creature. Their bodies are grown out of the X-Virus. It was the only way I could justify their human appearances, and I think Zone might be a bit too lonely IMO.

So these four were supposed to command the armies of the Ice Kingdom, Fire Kingdom, Water Kingdom and Air Kingdom, so they have powers that suit their purposes. Mr Trilby can fly (air powers obviously), Derby has super strength (sorta like ground/ice), Beret has telekinesis, therefore she can move water wherever she wants. Fedora has mind control because it fits with her whole "seductive power" thing. Plus she's hot XD

Character development. I think we could make it so Trilby made the deal with STINC, so the other three blame him for STINC's betrayal. So he's sorta like an outcast now. Also he's experiencing the worst trauma out of all four of them, because as you remember they all used to be penguins. Trilby's trying to work out who he was, and whether he should be fighting on Nightmare's side or the Good Guys' side.

Derby's not that brainy. All he wants to do is smash and destroy, so he joins Nightmare. I imagine Zone would find him insufferable and annoying, so this could make for some interesting encounters. As for Derby's trauma, he's too dim to realise that it's his previous life so he ignores it.

Beret is caring (she used to be a mother in her previous life). She wants to look after Fedora and Derby and make sure they don't get betrayed again by Nightmare. Her trauma consists of nightmares about her children from her previous life, who died in a horrific accident.

Fedora's smart, and she wants to be with somebody who can give her power. She's sticking with Nightmare for one reason: Zone. Let's say she's actually in love with him, real love. Her mind control doesn't work on him (having Mind Control powers once makes you immune to them) so she's hoping that he'll fall for her. He, on the other hand, cares little for Fedora and just assumes she's just playing around with him like she has with so many others. In her previous life, Fedora was a female penguin who was notorious for seducing men and then running off with their money. Her trauma consists of dreams about time she spent with other men before leaving them, and this makes her feel guilty and confused.

So what are your thoughts? I especially want to know what you think of Zone's relationships with the characters.--Sir Kwiksilver of TARDIS-What kind of hallway is this? Is this your house? 11:55, 20 January 2011 (UTC)

Just wondering...

Does the Zero Squad mask have anything to do with Zero of the Kirby series? The eye and the white/red color scheme seemed familiar. Yours Truly, Explorer 767 (And science is FREAKIN' AWESOOOOOMMMMEEEE) v • e 21:46, 25 January 2011 (UTC)

RE: The Gigyas Abortion

I could have lived my entire life without seeing that or knowing that, for once you see, you can't unsee.

I have to disagree with some points, though, becuase the creator of Earthbound didn't walk in on a rape scene, but rather, a murder' scene. He only thought that he saw a rape scene. All synopsis of the movie he referenced do not mention rape. This I know, for I have read the articles on him and Earthbound. Secondly, it is stated several times, from what I can research, that Gigyas was an alien race before he collapsed into the evil being. How can we be certain that these aliens reproduce as humans?

Gigyas is a gaseous/plasmic/formless being of energy, as depicted here, here, here, here (heh), and here. The first picture is authentic, the rest are interpretations and two are comical fanarts.

Further, the picture you showed me depicting a fetus-shaped outline in Gigyas was not Gigyas himself. Gigyas himself is where his face is. and if that was supposedly a fetus, then the face it a bit out of place. Trust me on this one. I was born three months early, so I've learned what a fetus looks like as it goes through its stages of development. I was shown this and once went to a museum... of body parts, and one exhibit was a fetus. See, THIS is a fetus. See where his head is? Now, looking at Gigyas, see how his head's just a bit off? In this varient, he's not even shaped like a fetus.

Gigyas isn't a fetus. The creator of Earthbound didn't see a baby murdered (or raped), anyway; it was a grown person. ...-and let's assume he was. How did aborting a fetus get past the censors? ...-and let's assume it's not a coincidence. Gigyas isn't a human fetus, because he isn't a human. ...-and didn't Ness get a call from the future, not the past, to save the world? So, if he travels into the future to fight Gigyas, how is he travelling to the past to beat up a fetus?

It's an interesting and disturbing theory, and because of that, you shouldn't have shown it to me. I removed the image promptly and I hope I won't have an ongoing mental haunting of this as I attend church. I'm easily suspectible to horrors when I don't sleep. I didn't get any sleep overnight, and I just got online after the curfew lifted at 6:00 AM.

I'm going through with TSGGG as soon as I can figure out Porky/Pokey's role in Gigyas' fate.

--† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †  :)  :) ^{"Nullification... means insurrection and war; and the other states have a right to put it down."} † † When push comes to shove, you've got to do what you love, even if it's not a good idea. ――–――――― 11:23, 30 January 2011 (UTC)

P.S.: ...what is this, I don't even... ...DANG POKEY IS UUUUUGGGLLLLYYYYY.

RE: Alfie

Alfie is well-dressed. In the bar scene, however, he is rumpled and disheveled. He wears a black pinstriped suit and trousers with a belt with a silver buckle. His shirt is untucked, his suit is torn in some places and his tie is wrinkled. He has tired eyes, light brown hair that is a crazy mess. His colour is dark brown.

Sorry for the late reply andif it doesn't make sense, school is eating my brains and my life -__---Sir Kwiksilver of TARDIS-What kind of hallway is this? Is this your house? 14:03, 30 January 2011 (UTC)

RE: Speculation

All right, I'll give you that Gigyas could very well be a fetus, but there are just as many reasons as to see he's not. Gigyas is not human, so he may not be able to be a fetus in the fist place. Not every animal operates like a placental mammal. Assuming that the Devil's Machine is actually a womb, it could be very inaccurate to say that, as your image did, that it was a woman's you-know-what. See, the fetus isn't there, but much, MUCH farther up, past the ovaries and on into the uterus. Did Ness enter at the bottom and go up, or up and go to the bottom? The valve that is shown on the Devil's Machine in your portrait is in the wrong place to be a uterus.

Anatomically speaking it'd be... well, this is a family site, so I can't say WHAT it would be, but you know darn well, and the caption even says it. You can't abort a fetus simply by the woman's woohoo, you have to go up that and then into the uterus. Ness would have to travel the entire reproductive system of a woman to get to fetus-Gigyas. I have the honor of not knowing how an abortion works, other than that there's a lot of limb ripping and a vacuum. Yes, there IS a vacuum

FURTHER, you skipped chunks of my passage, as you always do (UGH!), so you probably didn't catch my references to what fetuses look like, how they develop, or Gigyas' face being in the wrong position and a total lack of flesh or umbilical cord. In fact, I bet you're skipping most of this.

The biggest anti-fetus argument? Gigyas isn't human.

• Now, when you enter SMB3 territory, you're in a zone I know and love. I've played the entire SMB3 game through half of Level Eight on the real NES and the whole thing on the Game Boy, and I can assure you that, other than the curtain at the interest and the coincidence of bolted items (which are abundant in later Mario games with mechanical levels like Galaxy, SMBL2, Paper Mario I, SMRPG, or Super Mario World), the game couldn't be a stage. I can't go into the details, but it's not. It isn't, because any future references, including the Koopalings, would be nulled if it was. (SMB2, though, was a ripoff of Doki Doki Panic AND a dream.)

• As for Kirby 64, people theorize that Shiver Star is the earth. It may be or it may not be, it's up to the viewer. You need to rely less on the fan theories and more on what you see in the game.
  • Here's an example. I once heard that Ash's entire saga after the biking episode in Season One was a comatose dream and that he actually died a horrible death afterwards, so all we see are is vegative state's dreams. The shocking in the Mewtwo movie represented a defliberator being administered on him, which is why Pikachu's electricity was "downplayed" in the next season and raised later. It asserted that his mind began to collapse as time went on, and that legendary Pokemon he met were contacting him through his mind and helpign him deal with this coma. The theory said that Giovanni was his father and the coma dreams put him as the head of Team Rocket because he hated him. They said that each sidekick represented something about him (James was something like inner homosexuality, Brock was his womanizer/flirty side, Misty, Dawn, and May his idea of a dream woman, Max is intelligence, the Rocket trio wore white instead of balck as symbolism of purity, and the Unown tried to call him).
  • It's called the "Ash Ketchum Theroy" and it scared me. I needed therapy afterwards. Call me a wimp, but it scared me.

Don't rely fully on fan theories. Rely on what the authors decree and on what your own eyes depict. Besides, for some reason, many fan theories tend to look in terms of sexuality, orientation, virginity, love, reproduction, and the heinous acts of sociey... -and also comas and cliches... which gets very perverse and very annoying.

• I belive that Gigyas was not a fetus because the anatomy is incorrect and it would have been at least partially caught by the censors.
• I believe that SMB3 happened to Mario because the Koopalings returned.
• I believe that Shiver Star could indeed be the earth in a distant future, but it wouldn't explain the other planets.
• I believe that Ash was and is not in a coma, though as to why Pikachu isn't level ten thousand, I blame artistic license to keep the show running. It's also why Ash normally loses at the Pokemon Leagues. Like Gilligan building a boat would end the series, Ash winning and becoming a Master would end the show.

I don't read fan theories ebcause they're always some downer like "Ash is in a vegative state!" or "Gigyas is an aborted fetus!" or "Mario is just a RL plumber high on LSDs, living out a fantasy as he has a horrible life and a terible childhood!".
I have adored analyzing cartoons and fiction my entire life, and I enjoy it even now. However, I hate these "theories" because they often trash what makes the item great, or nitpick and minute details that can be explained by the show's writers making a slip of the pen and turning it into some backstory about gayness or comas.

Also, I'm an Ash fan. I grew up on the first two seasons of Pokemon and saw the Mewtwo movie in theaters as a young child, and yes, I AM going to buy the new Dual Screen game they'll be making this March (Black and White). I've played Pokemon since I can read, so I don't like people who go out of their way to screw it up. A satire's fine and the world has its haters, but saying Ash is in a vegatative state and dies a horrible death with no one that loves him and that everything he lvied was a lie... crosses the line.

Plus, I hate abortions. They're murder and I don't think that, after seeing a murder in a movie and mistaking it for rape, that Ness' creator would repeat it in his game.

I thought Gigyas was popular online because he was considered one of the greatest villains of all time and had quite a personality and a very creepy fight. With prayers to false gods by Paula.

I'm pretty sure you knew the Gigyas theory would bother me. Next time, don't show me stuff like that... I LIKE remaining pure, thank you, and don't want to see video games through the prism of sex! I take therapy, ZK, THERAPY. Don't give my psychiatrist more fuel for the fire.

--† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †  :)  :) ^{"Nullification... means insurrection and war; and the other states have a right to put it down."} † † When push comes to shove, you've got to do what you love, even if it's not a good idea. ――–――――― 22:21, 30 January 2011 (UTC)

P.S.: If you wish to reply read my rant. Nothing ticks me off more than when you skim my filibuster and rebuke only one or two arguments that you don't like. I read your post cover to virtual cover, and just because I fillibuster like a Senate minority doesn't mean you can rebuke what you skim.
P.P.S.: This is a depressing topic. I'm still going through with TSGGG as soon as I can figure out the role of Porky/Pokey and how it fits in to everything.
P.P.P.S.: I've considered palying Earthbound before, but things like what you've shown me and the religious elements have made me very afraid to do it.

All right, fair enough, fair enough. Hey, did you like that Ash picture I threw in? :D --† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †  :)  :) ^{"Nullification... means insurrection and war; and the other states have a right to put it down."} † † When push comes to shove, you've got to do what you love, even if it's not a good idea. ――–――――― 22:41, 30 January 2011 (UTC)

You're welcome. I amde that picture ages ago whern you made a similar campaign against Ash. I knew you'd love it. I'm sorry it's so small, though, it was the only picture of Ash that could serve as an elderly version. --† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †  :)  :) ^{"Nullification... means insurrection and war; and the other states have a right to put it down."} † † When push comes to shove, you've got to do what you love, even if it's not a good idea. ――–――――― 22:48, 30 January 2011 (UTC)

I have a question.

I was wondering if you have to have a certain type of photoshop to get the brushes you sent me to work? The one I have is 5.0. --Speeddasher

Thanks. --Speeddasher

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RE: Tales Of Memory pic

ZONE YOU BEAST.

Not only have you surpassed my expectations but according to the image's talk it seems you've revolutionised image creation as we know it. Well done :3

This is exactly what I wanted. Thank you. I owe you a favour, feel free to call it any time.

Still related to the topic, I've added the second chapter to Tales of Memory. Check it out! The third chapter is all about Mr Trilby and the others waking up, so I'll include plenty of descriptions so you can draw them easily.

I also noticed you've changed the Nightmare Epic. Well done! You're an excellent writer, and I'm eager to read more.

Lastly, if it's not too much trouble maybe you can draw a picture for each chapter? Like a scene or something. Only if you're up to it, of course.

Oh and BTW, school is chewing into my editing time HEAPS, that's why I was so late in responding. Hopefully I'll get some time in each week.

Cheers mate :D

--Sir Kwiksilver of TARDIS-What kind of hallway is this? Is this your house? 10:18, 3 February 2011 (UTC)

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Trollface distrubs me

Please remove the trollface... it really does scare me. Really, it does... that "person laughing" looked a heck of a lot like a trollface. Trollfaces, to me, are ugly and distrubing, and I request that you change your avatar to something better. --† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †  :)  :) ^{Grandma shouldn't pack heat.} † † Can I blame Bush this time? ――–――――― 20:35, 5 February 2011 (UTC)

RE: Splitting the X-Virus Template

Actually, that's something that should have been done a long time ago. It would end all confusion between the Xes in Nightmare's Army and the X-Creatures in general.

Yes, slice as you so desire, but remember, you're not turning the good evil and you're not deleting them.

--† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †  :)  :) ^{Infidels don't know 'bout my nukes.} † † I have OFFICIALLY DECIDED that poet Anne Sexton is emo. ――–――――― 00:37, 23 February 2011 (UTC)

RE: A small present

Woah! First of all, thanks again! Second, thanks for making that picture. I'll definitely use it in any way I can. If you really wanted to impress me you could've redrawn the original McKlowsky image in the style of that. But still thanks! -- ¤ (User page!) (I can bring your vision alive...!) 18:52, 27 February 2011 (UTC)

ZK = POGOPUNK

HEAD EXPLODES\

--† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †  :)  :) ^{STROM THURMOND} † † Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket? ――–――――― 02:04, 15 March 2011 (UTC)

Nice. --THE SHEEP! |FIGHTTHEPOWER! (Stuff I did and stuff) 07:24, 15 March 2011 (UTC)

BTW, did I mention that I'm secretly 4th Hale from the old wiki?

Just kidding. --THE SHEEP! |FIGHTTHEPOWER! (Stuff I did and stuff) 07:36, 15 March 2011 (UTC)

mind blown

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--refractor the statue got me high<staff /> 10:33, 15 March 2011 (UTC)

Wow. You were PogoPunk? I never would've guessed that. Awsome. --Speeddasher

New BlazBlue coming out for 3DS and PSP

Link

I was on Gamespot and I saw this article and I thought you might want to see it. If I get a 3DS I'll try and get this game when it comes out. --Speeddasher

It wasn't blackmail

“	Oh, so if you yourself bring up an issue and I have an argument against your view = blackmail huh?	”
	— Pogopunk/Zone

I see what you meant by saying the log was an argument against my view. I thought you were saying "If TS doesn't back down I'm going to show this pretty IRC log and ruin him", but you were actually saying "I don't think TS is showing the whole thing, so here, have the whole thing."

You're right, it wasn't blackmail. I apologize for saying that; I was wrong.

--† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †  :)  :) ^{STROM THURMOND} † † Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket? ――–――――― 15:48, 15 March 2011 (UTC)

RE: BlazBlue Continuum Shift II

Wow! Hopefully they'll show stuff like that in the game in 3D! If I manage to get a 3DS I'll absolutley try and get this game. I hope it'll have online play. --Speeddasher A link to a talk page "Lock On"!

Wazzup Zone

Hey Zone- I don't really know much about Gurren Lagaan apart from the fact it involves Mecha. I do love GGG and Gundam 00 (mainly the model kits). I do have a new page about a parody of cyborg Guy from GGG called Cyborg Dude. and here is a picture

Have an award

The voting hasn't ended officially yet, but as the contest referee/creator, I can safely say that you have one. Well done!

This user has won Featured User of the Month in April 2011! Congratulations!

Do with it as you wish.

--THE SHEEP! |FIGHTTHEPOWER! (Stuff I did and stuff) 21:27, 28 March 2011 (UTC)

Railfan is Zone's fan! !

--FOR CLUB PENGUIN, TRANSFORMERS, LEGO, TRAINS, YUUSHA, AND GUNDAM! 09:57, 4 April 2011 (UTC)

A few questions...

Hey Zone, I have a few questions for you.

• 1. 1: I am working on a new project called PookieBusters. I was wondering if you would like to help me design some of the Pookie-Busting mecha the heroes use in the story.

• 1. 2: I have had an idea for Zone- he gets his own mecha! The mecha will be called RoboZone and it will be made out of two components- The Z-Roader (A big Tank) and the Z- Dragon (A robot Dragon). Just tell me what you think of the idea and I will do it!

• 1. 3: Are you a girl or a boy? I thought you were a boy but your userpage says "JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL, LIVING IN A LONLEY WORLD

--FOR CLUB PENGUIN, TRANSFORMERS, LEGO, TRAINS, YUUSHA, AND GUNDAM! 09:55, 4 April 2011 (UTC)

Re: Re: A few questions

• 1. 1 I can draw some mecha too if you want, I just thought you might like drawing mecha 'cos you like Gundam SEED and Terren Toppen Gurren Lagaan.

• 1. 2 I guess that's okay, Raizel would make a good mech pilot. I just thought a red winged mecha would look really cool.

• 1. 3 Yes I know, that's from a song (My sister has the Glee version on iTunes). I just thought you would change "Girl" to "Guy" if you were a guy.

P.S: Why does your userpage say you've quit because you obviously haven't

P.P.S: Is Zone meant to look like The Joker from Batman?

--FOR CLUB PENGUIN, TRANSFORMERS, LEGO, TRAINS, YUUSHA, AND GUNDAM! 22:50, 4 April 2011 (UTC)

Add me on Skype!

--FOR CLUB PENGUIN, TRANSFORMERS, LEGO, TRAINS, YUUSHA, AND GUNDAM! 03:30, 27 April 2011 (UTC)

A picture for you

Have a glorious day.

^_^

--† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! † :) :) ^{<keywords content="club penguin, CP, Club Penguin Wiki, Club Penguin Fanon Wiki, children's game wiki, rockhopper, aunt arctic, gary the gadget guy, yarr, elite penguin force, EPF, herbert, puffle, CPW, TurtleShroom, Explorer, fanon, Club Penguin Fan Fiction Wiki, fan fiction, CPFW, penguin, child-friendly, online writing, wiki, Swiss Ninja, XTUX, humor, funny, safe, secure, free, membership, Free Membership, MMOG, MMORPG, self-hosted, Arda, Bill Gate$, art website, EBUL, MIB, parody, parodies, club, penguin, clubpenguin, stories, free, membership, G, Wikia, penguins, Rocket Slug, Bill Gates, memes, meme, music, parodying, your mom, politics, dick cheney parodies, political parodies, Polaris, Mattress Village, censors, censor, censorship, TSP, TS, TurtleShroom Productions, board of censors, comedy, Club Penguin Wiki Network, what is this I don't even, ZoneSAMA, ZK, storytelling, CPFW, Anti-Wikia Alliance, TurtleShroom Productions Proudly Presents, Explorer 767, rated G, decency, waffle, waffles, pancake, pancakes, strudel, Str00del " />SHEEPMAN, Y U NO RESPECT AUTHORITAH}† † DEMOCRATS, Y U NO SPEND LIKE NORMAL PEOPLEZ ――–――――― 01:23, 13 May 2011 (UTC)

P.S.: When this becomes an actual Gift, that'll be MUCH better. (SEAHORSE Y U NO GIVE ME GIFT GIVING AUTHORITAH)

A question...

I was wondering if you've played Red Steel 2, and if you have what do you think about it? I was considering getting it as my next Wii Game purchase, seeing as it's dropped down to $20. Would you say it's worth that much? --Speeddasher A link to a talk page "Lock On"!

Thnaks. I have two Wii Motion Pluses so I should be fine. No all I gotta do is convince my mom to let me get it. --Speeddasher A link to a talk page "Lock On"!

I highly doubt she'll let me get those games, but I think I've kinda convinced her to let me get Red Steel 2 (I might get it today even). The only thing I'm not to happy about is that Red Steel 2 has no multiplayer (that would've been awsome). --Speeddasher A link to a talk page "Lock On"!

That sounds awsome. --Speeddasher A link to a talk page "Lock On"!

a small request if you are open :P

I was thinking if you ould make a picture of tails6000 for me... wikia catastrophe game pic would be the basis of it...

all you need to do is give him a satchel with a paintbrush (with red ink),a headset, and one of his flippers replaced with a buster cannon (bass' preferably, as he is of the rapid fire department :P plus he's yellow, the color of the buster is yellow, :P) thanks ^^ Tails6000 (THE RED TEAM MARCHES ON!!!!) 02:26, January 2, 2011 (UTC) 01:20, 17 May 2011 (UTC)

here is the bass buster page, it;s what his powers will ahve, they will be multi direction and rapid fire

and if one of the related pages is megabuster, be lucky to find a shot that shows the buster's entirety, and make the left half black, and right half yellow... Tails6000 (THE RED TEAM MARCHES ON!!!!) 02:26, January 2, 2011 (UTC) 01:31, 17 May 2011 (UTC)

I've heard a lot about how the Megaman games difficulty. Also thanks for the info on Red Steel 2. It's a fun game, but I'm only allowed to play it when my younger brother and sister aren't watching. --Speeddasher A link to a talk page "Lock On"!

O_O

Zone, that new main page is EPIC WIN!--XTUX345: "May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose! May an elephant caress you with his toes!" 16:04, 17 May 2011 (UTC)

I agree. Well done! It actually reminds me of Wikipedia's Main Page, an extremely formal format that I always enjoyed. --† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! † :) :) ^{<keywords content="club penguin, CP, Club Penguin Wiki, Club Penguin Fanon Wiki, children's game wiki, rockhopper, aunt arctic, gary the gadget guy, yarr, elite penguin force, EPF, herbert, puffle, CPW, TurtleShroom, Explorer, fanon, Club Penguin Fan Fiction Wiki, fan fiction, CPFW, penguin, child-friendly, online writing, wiki, Swiss Ninja, XTUX, humor, funny, safe, secure, free, membership, Free Membership, MMOG, MMORPG, self-hosted, Arda, Bill Gate$, art website, EBUL, MIB, parody, parodies, club, penguin, clubpenguin, stories, free, membership, G, Wikia, penguins, Rocket Slug, Bill Gates, memes, meme, music, parodying, your mom, politics, dick cheney parodies, political parodies, Polaris, Mattress Village, censors, censor, censorship, TSP, TS, TurtleShroom Productions, board of censors, comedy, Club Penguin Wiki Network, what is this I don't even, ZoneSAMA, ZK, storytelling, CPFW, Anti-Wikia Alliance, TurtleShroom Productions Proudly Presents, Explorer 767, rated G, decency, waffle, waffles, pancake, pancakes, strudel, Str00del " />Talk page.}† † Contributions.

――–――――― 20:36, 17 May 2011 (UTC)

Hi zone I wanted to tell you that I drew some more pics of wikia catastrophe in school today..I drew 2 of Tails using a buster cannon... 1 of him charging at a robot maker about to explode due to Tails X... and I drew 1 on speeddasher using his buster (and special ability of fire shurikans..no need to make a picture of him yet, just take your time on the tails request) Tails6000 (THE RED TEAM MARCHES ON!!!!) 02:26, January 2, 2011 (UTC) 23:33, 18 May 2011 (UTC)

thanks :P I appreciate it ^^ BTW feel free to help with our items,partners,and bosses for our wikia catastrophe game if you like Tails6000 (THE RED TEAM MARCHES ON!!!!) 02:26, January 2, 2011 (UTC) 00:12, 19 May 2011 (UTC)

Re:

My problem wasn't about my signature, it was about creating pages. My signature is suppose to be a template that I will put in my preferences since it's coding too long to fit in the sig box in my preferences, but since I can't find a create page button (it was found on wikia monaco) anywhere, I can't create a template. Thank you

--{{SUBST:NC-Sig}} 05:18, 19 May 2011 (UTC)

Thanks! You're a really helpful user. I hope you become one of the Staffers.

--{{SUBST:NC-Sig}} 05:20, 19 May 2011 (UTC)

Thanks!

You fixed my problem, I do know how to enable coding on signatures but I double checked my preferences and it wasn't checked. Thanks a lot you are really helpful!

-- nobody cares   SongpediaFamily  Band  Chat  Contribs   10:48, 19 May 2011 (UTC)

Hello

Hello Zone! The sitenotice told me to say it so... yeah. --MILLION DONUTZ for LMGT?!^{I'm in heaven!} 16:53, 21 May 2011 (UTC)

Thanks :) Anyway, here's the real thing: congratulations on becoming staff! Yeah, ima bit late :P --MILLION DONUTZ for LMGT?!^{I'm in heaven!} 15:59, 23 May 2011 (UTC)

RE: Apology

Of course I accept your apology and forgive you, ZK. I need to keep that "take the high road" thing going.

To be honest, friend, you did teach me a lesson, but it wasn't the one you wanted me to learn. After I signed off from the brutality, I actually felt much better and more confident in myself. My mother was extremely proud of me and how I acted in the face of bullying. We all agreed that I was right to let myself get kicked instead of shaming my God and getting revenge.

Never had I been more proud to have been crushed, kicked, smashed, and slammed with affronts to my immortal soul than I had after the incident. I learned a huge lesson about how to act, and I'm going to apply that lesson to obeying my parents; indeed, this has made me a better person.

I forgive you in full, and would have anyway. You don't have to pay me back or draw me anything if you don't want to.

Have a glorious day.

--† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! † :) :) ^{<keywords content="club penguin, CP, Club Penguin Wiki, Club Penguin Fanon Wiki, children's game wiki, rockhopper, aunt arctic, gary the gadget guy, yarr, elite penguin force, EPF, herbert, puffle, CPW, TurtleShroom, Explorer, fanon, Club Penguin Fan Fiction Wiki, fan fiction, CPFW, penguin, child-friendly, online writing, wiki, Swiss Ninja, XTUX, humor, funny, safe, secure, free, membership, Free Membership, MMOG, MMORPG, self-hosted, Arda, Bill Gate$, art website, EBUL, MIB, parody, parodies, club, penguin, clubpenguin, stories, free, membership, G, Wikia, penguins, Rocket Slug, Bill Gates, memes, meme, music, parodying, your mom, politics, dick cheney parodies, political parodies, Polaris, Mattress Village, censors, censor, censorship, TSP, TS, TurtleShroom Productions, board of censors, comedy, Club Penguin Wiki Network, what is this I don't even, ZoneSAMA, ZK, storytelling, CPFW, Anti-Wikia Alliance, TurtleShroom Productions Proudly Presents, Explorer 767, rated G, decency, waffle, waffles, pancake, pancakes, strudel, Str00del, TurtleShroom Productions, cpwn, wikia, Corai, Unki, holiness, censor, censors, censorship" />Oh look! We're all still here!}† † HAROLD CAMPING, I SAW NO DOOMS ON MAY 21; Y U NO READ MATTHEW 24:24-36^[1] ――–――――― 19:30, 24 May 2011 (UTC)

P.S.: Here's something I think you'll enjoy: [2]

=D

Good job on demoting TurtleShroom.

I'll back you up if needed, and I'm sure DustyOS will also help (as I think he is returning quite soon).--XTUX345: "May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose! May an elephant caress you with his toes!" 14:09, 26 May 2011 (UTC)

RE:

Okay, here we go. Some of this is blatant assumptions, others are not.

• Consensus, the old main page design, several others, and it finally dawned on me. All the puzzles are finally put together; you don't care about the welfare of the wiki, nor do you care about the users at all.
  • I don't understand where you got that "I don't care about the users" statement. I assist those who ask and I've certainly been beneficial to the wiki and kind to users when they don't break the rules. If you search it here and on Wikia, you will see people thank me or even praise me for things I've done.
  • As for the "welfare" of the wiki, if forced, constant change is the "welfare" of the wiki, then no, I don't. Change for the sake of change is ridiculous, and I have said this before and will say this again: I will oppose any change unless the order and existance of the institution to be changed would be detrimentally and irreversibly destroyed if the change is not performed. If the "welfare" of the wiki is maintaining the mission that this site was founded on: a clean, family-friendly sanctuary from the filth of the Internet, with strict restrictions on what is acceptable and a total ban on swearing and certain topics, then yes, I do. Everyone seems to have forgotton what we were founded on.

• YOU only care for what YOU want, and you've been using the users, or "Masses" as you like to call them as a tool to try to get what YOU want.
  • I am, in the real world, a selfish man. A very selfish man. THIS BEING SAID, which users have I used? I don't like to use other people when I can do the thing myself. An example is in the IRC: if I could edit flags myself, I wouldn't have asked Hat Pop to do it in my name. Now, tell me this: when does "my way" contradict with the way of the Masses? It only contradicts when someone wants to make a change that I feel has absolutely no need to exist. An example? The logo. We did not, nor do we, need to change the logo. As for the Main Page, didn't I give in to that when the people made their will clear?

• It's in plain sight; banning people for violating your tenents of faith (which by the way, aren't even a part of our rules), making frivolous votes for when you don't get your way, or just simply throwing a tantrum.
  • When have I banned someone for not being a Christian? When have I banned someone for saying God/Jesus does not exist? When have I banned someone for askingme why I believe? When have I EVER attacked anyone for not believing what I believe? ZK, you are agnostic. I have NOT attacked you for not believing. ZW is atheist. I have never gone after him for not believing. -and I can not remember any time I've given special treatment to a man who was a Christian over a man who was not, and if I did, that was pretty disgusting of me to do. Before you say something as far-fetched as that, think about what you mean by it. I've never banned someone for believing in a faith (or lack thereof) that is not mine. EVER.
  • Frivelous votes? Isn't that better than solving it over a flame war? Once that vote passed, I did not object to anything on the Main Page. If I don't care about the users, wouldn't I have kept whining and fighting?

• You've been doing this for four years and you've had the entire userbase under your thumb.
  • Maybe because they liked me? Maybe because I was actually a decent leader? Maybe because they actually thought I was a decent governor? Maybe because I'm a good man, and the Masses thought I was one to follow?

• You have NO more "second chances", you've had FOUR YEARS of second chances. This is your last warning. Next conceited, idiot move you do that is for your interests and not the wiki's interests, its a global block.
  • Or, in other words, if I dare question any insane change you folks make, I get destroyed? That's very fair, democratic, and equal, isn't it?
  • Suddenly, my fate is under the judgement of one of the most pro-change people on the wiki. If I DARE oppose ANY change, you'll send me off to the gallows, right?
  • Essentially, this is what those who have opposed me forever have wanted: me silenced, because I am the only man to oppose their change in any form.

• I will ban you from all 3 wikis, take away your IRC rights, and wipe you clean from the face of this network. Period. No if's, and's or but's.
  • If you wipe me clean from the network, that's going to be detrimental to the site. I come here every day and have twelve thousand edits. I make article ans write alongside other people on this wiki. I've drawn and supported this wiki before you even knew what it was. I helped build this wiki, and whether you'll admit it or not, if you globally ban me, you'll be hurting the wiki. Everyone here except me has this thing called a life. I'm the only one who comes here so much that it's practically my job.

• And to prove I'm not bluffing, you just lost your patroller rights. And don't even think about giving me that "OH BUT I'M A GOOD CONTRIBUTOR" crap because the damage outweighs the good.
  • That is ludicrous to say the choas you could pin on me outdoes my twelve thousand edits, years of assistance, dozens upon dozens of edits, images, stories, characters, places, and overall benefits. To say that anything I do wrong outdoes four years of hard work and HQA articles, and more contributions than you and most anyone on this wiki except Explorer... to say that my hatred of change outdoes all I've done, sounds more like an attempt to get rid of me than an impartial threat.
  • Also, shouldn't there be some sort of vote to strip me of these rights? Just arbitrarily demoting me is a bit dictorial.

• You don't care about the users at all, all you want is more power. The best example was when you had absolute total power over at CPW; you even referred to yourself as Dictator for crying out loud.
  • I will admit that I've had a lifetime thirst for power in the real world. This has probably been obvious since you've known me. As for me calling myself a "Dictator", remember: I didn't give myself that title. A vandal/troll/walrus that wrote on her userpage that "she slept on Satan's doorstep and bathed in brimstone"- Satanism -called me a "Chinese dictator" because I crushed her and all her minions as soon as they appeared. China, because of my censorship. I took the title as a way to spite them, and as everyone understands, it was fitting.

• I'm the real idiot for trying to help a manipulator. You are scum. Manipulative, lying scum. You are the type of person I absolutely LOATHE with a passion.
  • I have not lied. I do not lie. Nothing I have done is a lie. When I am asked or called out, I will answer in truth. To call me a liar is one of the biggest assaults to who I am and all I stand for, and that is something I won't take lying down.
  • I don't loathe you.
  • By the way, that is a very disrespectful slew of insults.

• You are nothing but a weight. You prevent change because you don't like it, ergo preventing the wiki from advancing further.
  • Not all change advances the wiki. Most of it is arbitrary and has no purpose except to "look better" or be "more streamlined". This being said, things like the Main Page do have a purpose.

• You might go blah blah high and mighty staff to me, but I don't think you're in the position to be a smart aleck, little boy.
  • No, I'm not. Your anger is, for the most part, fully just, and you are not overstepping your bounds in doing this.

• You always complained about how manipulative AgentGenius was, right? Have a look in the mirror.
  • My parents say the same thing. They say I'm one of the most manipulative men they have ever met in their entire life. They then remind me that that isn't neccesarily a bad thing, and I'm not lying.

So, to finish, let me sum this:

YOU WERE RIGHT TO SAY THAT:

• I am manipulative.
• I have had a lifetime RL thirst for power.
• I oppose almost every change and serve as a weight to the wiki's change faction.
• I have a strong tendancy to be selfish.

YOU WERE DEAD WRONG TO SAY THAT:

• My contributions to the wiki are outweighed by the burden I sometimes am.
• I am scum.
• I am a liar.
  • Do NOT call me a liar. Do NOT.
• Banning me is for "the good of the wiki". I've done more "good" for this wiki than you think.
• I ban people for not believing as I do. (As an example, I have never banned an Atheist for being Atheist.)

So, as I see this...

• If I ever oppose a change again, I'll be perma-banned, because you now hate me.
• I deserve no power, authority, or ability to retain cleanliness on this wiki because I hate change.
• I have no right to oppose any change on this wiki.

If you want admissions, here they are:

• YES. I AM a manipulative man. My parents can concur.
• YES. I DO have selfish tendancies, and again, these are most seen in the real world.
• YES. I DO hate change and will oppose it unless failing to implement it will irreprably destroy the institution being changed.
• YES. I HAVE had a lifetime thirst for power, and this manifests itself in the real world more than anything.
  • My thirst for power probably stems from the fact that, in the real world, I have none, and not only do I have none, I don't have the mental capacity to get a job. (No, that's not to induce pity. That's a statement of fact.)

---

Your entire rant of hate can be summed into this sentance: You hate me because I hate change..

You have said it yourself: you will ban me if I DARE oppose any change from here on out.

...-and banning me just because I dissent to changing this site? THAT, ZK... THAT would be the most dictorial move there could ever be. It's also manipulative to create an entire flurry of accusations when it all boils down to the fact that I oppose change.

You hate me because I hate change. You will ban me if I oppose change, and THAT is all there is to it.

Am I angered? No. I'm not filed with hate or range. I won't seek revenge. I won't whine that I'm demoted. I'll be re-promoted when all is well once more, because I actually use these Patroller authorities for their purposes: moving pages, deleting pages, and editing the SiteNotice. What power have I abused as a Patroller?

Everyone seems to be going crazy about me doing my job on the IRC. The IRC's rules are clear, and when I ban people for breaking the rules, they cry "power abuse".

Also, before you say I said "power abuse", let me clarify: you are not abusing your power... -but if you ban me, you would. This is quite an overexaggeration and rant stemming solely off of the fact that I hate change. You don't have any grounds for a ban except that I oppose change as a deadweight. The last time I checked, being a massive anti-change deadweight was not against the rules. Given your hatred, though, I think it is now.

That is all.

--† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! † :) :) ^{<keywords content="club penguin, CP, Club Penguin Wiki, Club Penguin Fanon Wiki, children's game wiki, rockhopper, aunt arctic, gary the gadget guy, yarr, elite penguin force, EPF, herbert, puffle, CPW, TurtleShroom, Explorer, fanon, Club Penguin Fan Fiction Wiki, fan fiction, CPFW, penguin, child-friendly, online writing, wiki, Swiss Ninja, XTUX, humor, funny, safe, secure, free, membership, Free Membership, MMOG, MMORPG, self-hosted, Arda, Bill Gate$, art website, EBUL, MIB, parody, parodies, club, penguin, clubpenguin, stories, free, membership, G, Wikia, penguins, Rocket Slug, Bill Gates, memes, meme, music, parodying, your mom, politics, dick cheney parodies, political parodies, Polaris, Mattress Village, censors, censor, censorship, TSP, TS, TurtleShroom Productions, board of censors, comedy, Club Penguin Wiki Network, what is this I don't even, ZoneSAMA, ZK, storytelling, CPFW, Anti-Wikia Alliance, TurtleShroom Productions Proudly Presents, Explorer 767, rated G, decency, waffle, waffles, pancake, pancakes, strudel, Str00del, TurtleShroom Productions, cpwn, wikia, Corai, Unki, holiness, censor, censors, censorship" />Oh look! We're all still here!}† † HAROLD CAMPING, I SAW NO DOOMS ON MAY 21; Y U NO READ MATTHEW 24:24-36^[3] ――–――――― 16:57, 26 May 2011 (UTC)

Private Message

Check the PM I sent to you on your CPFW social profile.--Agent Johnson |  I'm Brit-ish and cause of that, I'm Liberal. 17:55, 26 May 2011 (UTC)

I forgive you

“

21 Peter came to Jesus. He asked, "Lord, how many times should I forgive my brother when he sins against me? Up to seven times?" 22 Jesus answered, "I tell you, not seven times, but 77 times."

”

ZK, all that went down on this day did not happen. All the fights that existed today never existed. You never cursed me out and you never went crazy. This did not happen. It never existed.

I forgive you. Think nothing of it, and no, you owe me nothing.

--† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! † :) :) ^{<keywords content="club penguin, CP, Club Penguin Wiki, Club Penguin Fanon Wiki, children's game wiki, rockhopper, aunt arctic, gary the gadget guy, yarr, elite penguin force, EPF, herbert, puffle, CPW, TurtleShroom, Explorer, fanon, Club Penguin Fan Fiction Wiki, fan fiction, CPFW, penguin, child-friendly, online writing, wiki, Swiss Ninja, XTUX, humor, funny, safe, secure, free, membership, Free Membership, MMOG, MMORPG, self-hosted, Arda, Bill Gate$, art website, EBUL, MIB, parody, parodies, club, penguin, clubpenguin, stories, free, membership, G, Wikia, penguins, Rocket Slug, Bill Gates, memes, meme, music, parodying, your mom, politics, dick cheney parodies, political parodies, Polaris, Mattress Village, censors, censor, censorship, TSP, TS, TurtleShroom Productions, board of censors, comedy, Club Penguin Wiki Network, what is this I don't even, ZoneSAMA, ZK, storytelling, CPFW, Anti-Wikia Alliance, TurtleShroom Productions Proudly Presents, Explorer 767, rated G, decency, waffle, waffles, pancake, pancakes, strudel, Str00del, TurtleShroom Productions, cpwn, wikia, Corai, Unki, holiness, censor, censors, censorship" />If I question change, I get banned.}† † Question change, GET BANNED. ――–――――― 23:48, 26 May 2011 (UTC)

RE: Message

I forgot to change my signature before I signed my apology. That was still my "ticked off" signature. I changed it. After I did so, I realized my error and fixed it.

Anyway, what I mean is that when I apologize, I mean it. I don't apologize unless I mean it, because an apology also means repentance from the error, and repenting it means setting it aside and moving on.

This, I have done. We both went insane and neither of us should be given mighty powers like that of the Staffers.

As for your choice? I think it's brilliant. Putting your concentration to content and your nose to the grindstone will do nothing but make a better wiki. For your choice, I truly commend you.

I hope you have a glorious day.

--† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! † :) :) ^{Grow up, shut up, time to be a man!}† † I just called the surgeon, his name is "Doctor Shnip", it's only rare occasions, where he accidently slips! ――–――――― 01:51, 30 May 2011 (UTC)

P.S.: I think you're fully worthy of the Helper Authority, and sure as heck, I think that are you worthy of editing the interface and importing articles! Really, I think you should be a Helper, an Importer, and an MediaWiki Author. You deserve these powers and wield them with the grace and neutrality that won you the Staff position.
P.P.S.: Don't beat yourself up so bad! Even with my self-esteem, I can say you're taking this too hard on yourself. So you goofed and plunged the wiki into choas? Welcome to the club. I've done it four times. Four times. Don't let it bother you. The wiki returns and gets back on its feet in mere days. The damage repairs in hours after the dust settles. I've gone through and caused more crises and choas than you can name, and I can tell you that it's always worse when you're in the fray. In hindsight, you'll look, scoff, and say "why did we do that?". As an experienced damage controller, I promise you that no one will hold this over your head. That's what I'm for.
P.P.P.S.: Your brilliance outweighs your goof. Don't dwell on your mistakes. You're known for your good, not your bad. The only place people will remember this is in the 2011 Second Quarter in Review.

A final note

Take it from the master of failure, the king of coup, the duke of dumb, and the greatest catastrophe to ever benefit the wiki. You goofed once. Unlike society, this wiki tends to remember the good in you unless they're ticked.

I'm praised until choas breaks, and they remind me of my flaws... -but when all is well, praise as always.

This is not something to dwell on. You collapsed the order, you caused a crisis, now get up and go forward. It's done. I'd never think I'd have to saythis to you, but seriously, it's just a disruption of order. This is a website and it can be smoothed out. No crisis can completely tear apart a wiki. By its very programming, a wiki can be reveresed, reverted, and stabilized in the blink of an eye.

It's no biggy! When you screw up like me, then you can dwell on it.

Get off and shake the dust off your robes. You're not welcome in Crisis Town anymore. Now get and go back to the epic win we all know and love!

Don't dwell on your error. If I dwelled on all that I've done, I wouldn't just have a lack of any notable self-esteem, they'd be singing this at me. Trust me, it's one slip-up. I've made four. (Five?)
Don't worry. It's all well.

Or, as you put it: HARMONY!

--† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! † :) :) ^{Grow up, shut up, time to be a man!}† † I just called the surgeon, his name is "Doctor Shnip", it's only rare occasions, where he accidently slips! ――–――――― 01:59, 30 May 2011 (UTC)

I'll miss you zone 3= if I see you on xboxlive, remind me to tell you to look up soldier sings "friday" also, I loved your female zone pic...she was cute :3 Tails6000 (THE RED TEAM MARCHES ON!!!!) 02:26, January 2, 2011 (UTC) 02:07, 2 June 2011 (UTC)

I'll be sure to get one, and I will see you on if I decide to either play MvC or haklo (or cod)

and your welcome, tails thought he'd have another fangirl (he has kaylee right now :P if she does see him he thinks she'll think he's a cute penguin XD)

and here is a small final salute from my TF2 characters

Houdini: many thanks!

Mike: that was ALL you :)

Johnson: you were good son, real good, maybe even the best

Dave: that there is a fine piece'o work :)

they all tip their hats to you :) take a guess which class is who ^^; unless you didn;t play TF2 then I'll speak on xbox ^^ Tails6000 (THE RED TEAM MARCHES ON!!!!) 02:26, January 2, 2011 (UTC) 02:23, 2 June 2011 (UTC)

I'm sad you have to go, but happy that you will be furthering your education and helping to secure a good job later in life. That thank you note with my name in it meant a lot. I'd like to thank you for all the work you did for this wiki, and your focus on content.

Thank you.

--THE SHEEP! |FIGHTTHEPOWER! (Stuff I did and stuff) 06:19, 2 June 2011 (UTC)

Hey, Zone. Saw the message on TS's page. It's really great that you can get that course, and I'm impressed. Anyway, I hope you do great at that, and I appreciate all the time you've spent on the wiki. Oh, and thanks for the note at the end. That was nice to include everyone (including me). Hopefully, you'll be able to check around eventually, but if not, this would probably be goodbye.

Thanks. --Austin8310 ^{Bow ties are COOL.} 11:03, 2 June 2011 (UTC)

Congratulations on possibly getting that amount of money Zone. I can understand why you're going to be busy, and I really hope you get the job. For whatever you plan to do in the future, I wish you the best of luck and hope you have a good summer as well. --Speeddasher A link to a talk page "Lock On"!

RE: Message

ZK, I always give a message wishing people the utmost in success when they depart for higher goals. However, your scenario is special. You're going on to huge things and have oppurtunities I'll probably never get. You're graduating your school with honors and seem to be on the fast track to culinary school. (You'll be the manliest chef there, I'm sure.)

The fact that you're dream of becoming a chef has always tickled my fancy, to be honest. Of all the things you could do, cooking was never the one I'd think.

This being said, if cooking is your forte, than go forth and be the best darn cook this side of Paula Deen! Make Racheal Ray jealous and Martha Stewatrt drool with your cooking prowess, and please, for your own sake, taste your own food. (Best part of being a chef is the relatively free/lower cost food all day.) ...-but don't let yourself go. Keep active and stay in relatively decent shape; you're far too awesome to be caught with a double chin.

I guess the only way to show you the door is with a grand celebration and a wiki-wide rejoice at your contributions. Then again, though, you're not really quitting. Heck, if the CPFW has had an influence on you like it has me, you'll be here on break when you land yourself a job!

Either way, our site is always open to you and we'll always be there in case you want to stop on by. Some of us may vanish, but I for sure hope to hold at least a minimal presence until my death.

This wiki carried me through the fruitless doldrums of teenage life. I never had a social life. I never had too many friends that weren't made by my sister. The eighth grade and its depression diagnostics sent me further into my room and I've been here for most of my recent life. All I do and all I am can be written here at the wiki, but I'm not complaining. Club Penguin (and the wikis it spawned) has had one of the strongest, most positive impacts on my life since I was little. (Of course, I exclude the obvious, like parents and religion. This is secular and on my own here.)

What I've done here and what I will do are not anything I'd regret. Heck, people will probably fish this out of the gutter and use it as dirt if I run for a high political office. (Imagine an attack ad: "<REAL NAME OF TURTLESHROOM>. IS HE COMPETENT TO BE YOUR REPRESENTATIVE? ON A PROMINENT WEBSITE HE SAID HE WAS A DICTATOR. DO DICTATORS CARE ABOUT YOU? NO! VOTE <OTHER GUy>, BECAUSE HE'S NOT A DICTATOR.") Although, that would really be sad for them if this is all the dirt they could grab! :P

Anyway, you being a chef poses an idea. If you do succeed in becoming the greatest chef you can be, you'll be the first man I come to if I enter a position of power. I promised myself that if I rise in this world, I'm taking this whole wiki with me, so I hopefully will be able to maintain e-mail contact with everyone for the next ten or twenty years.

You are probably vaguely aware of my insane pipe dream: one day, the nation of Haiti will be mine. If you ever get a call from the King of Haiti in sixty years, you answer it, all right? ;)

Insanity aside, let me be serious for a moment. You're about to persue your career and fulfill your holy duty to society. You're about to go out and be productive, contribute to the economy, and become another cog in the gearshifts of capitalism. Your drive and work ethic- when you want to use it -ensure you success when you work at it. So I root for you in spirit and prayer.

May you achieve your diploma! May you be enrolled in some fancy gourmet cooking school! May you succeed in your studies and pass your tests, and consarn it, I hope your restaurant gets customers that line up in the streets. I hope your salary is exponential and your job satisfaction equally so. I hope that you won't be faced with things you wish not to do, and I hope you'll never run out of thing you want to do.
I hope you out-cook everyone you know and everyone you see. I hope that your mastery of culinary arts puts Remy Rat and Racheal Ray to rest. May your skills be talked about from Savannah, Georgia to Paris, France to some other place where cooking is famous.

...-and most importantly, I hope your life brings you nothing but happiness, success, and prosperity. May your wealth come in stacks, your joy in sacks, and I hope you never miss out on all there is to live. May you live life to its fullest and succeed in any and all careers you choose. May your academic endeavors be fruitful and a breeze, and maybe, someday, I'll have the honor of meeting you myself.

As to your apology? Of course I forgive you. As to your career? Godspeed!

Let nothing stand in your way. I hope you become the best, most productrive member of society you can possibly be, and even though you don't believe in a supreme being, I hope that God will watch over you, keep you and your family safe, and bless you in abundance with all you have ever wanted and more.

I wish you success for the rest of your life, and I am honored to say that on behalf of the entire Club Penguin Fanon Wiki.....

Thank you.

Warm regards,
--† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! † :) :) ^{DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER}† † SQUEE! ――–――――― 17:38, 2 June 2011 (UTC)

P.S.: I'm going to take some time this summer to draw a "chef Zone". :D

Thanks for your kind words everyone; unfortunately I did not get into the diploma + advanced diploma course because it requires a cert III which I don't have (only got a cert II) but if I get the cert III several teachers I know said they would recommend me for next year's diploma + advanced diploma course. No worries, I just have to work harder. I'll be sure to do my best for the sake of everyone on CPWN and my IRL family and friends.

Haven't really quit, helping a friend in nightmare difficulty hardcore Diablo 2 at the moment we agreed to have a quick break though so I thought I'd fill that up by popping on here for a bit lOl, hope I won't be too much of a bother. If anyone wants to contact me or anything you can add z0nesama on skype, CrimsonZone on XBL, Z0NEkill on youtube, and http://zone.storm-artists.net/ for my storm artists account. If ya need me to help with anything on wiki just ask and I'll see if I can try fit it in. Zone 00:54, 5 June 2011 (UTC)

Please do this.

Put a link to this on the site notice: http://fanon.clubpenguinwiki.info/wiki/Help_talk:A_story_idea

Make it say anything you want, but mention that I have a brand new story idea, and the community decides if it makes it big time, or gets trashed.

[[User:LakeTrio3|<font color="pink">Lake</font>]] [[User talk:LakeTrio3|<font color="blue">Trio</font>]] [[Special:Contributions/LakeTrio3|<font color="yellow">3</font>]] 21:22, 12 July 2011 (UTC)

The Two Sides of Purple Republic

ZK, I researched Purple Republic and was directed to (where else) Know Your Meme. I poked around and read it out, and then went to see the "related images" section.

Which is where I saw the good and the Rule Thirty Four. (*shivers*)

The Purple Republic is an odd item indeed, but it's relatively harmless. Is it annoying? Absolutely. Is it unholy? In and of itself, absolutely not. Is it a bannable offense? At face value, no. Men of higher class- like you -can make it be simple and harmless fun. The problem is the pervs that haunt the background, as I shall reveal.

The Good

• The "superior/master race" motif. I love that. Seriously, that can't help but crack a smile.
  • Nothing's funnier than the "ZOMG g0 4w4Y bl00" act of CP Noobs. A breed of ignoramouses, we all just point and laugh. It's a common problem reported to CP's tech support: Members would insult non-Members on a daily basis. Sometimes, they'd do something stupid and call out color.
  • The folks organizing Purple Republic are acting in brilliant satire of the senseless mocking that Member Noobs perform on their "lesser" peers. If anything, collosal swaths of non-Member Purple Republic agents parodying and subsequently insulting their "peasent" Member and Non-Member peers equally is a humbling force of immense good.

• The potential for good clean fun. In all honesty, and in my eyes, what more is Purple Republic than just another army?
  • At face value, Purple Republic is clean. Come in, swarm a server, and drill, baby, drill. Take out massive jackhammers and tear up the town. Make consistant flatulence and annoying emotes. Then, depart. It's just another army, really, and I don't

• STONE THE HEATHENS.
  • I love their interpretation of throwing snowballs. Stone all non-purple penguins, death to the inferior race! Throw, throw, throw!
  • "Press the 'T' key to stone people.
  • "Any non-purple penguin is a penniless, hatless, COLORED PEASENT that deserves to be STONED TO DEATH.
  • Really, that's just funny. Truly funny.

• I'M CRING.
  • Which pretty much sums up your victory over Mwa Mwa Penguins. MORE POWER TO YOU!
  • It's a counter to the trolling and utter failure of Mwa Mwas. I suggest you folks raid the Pet Shop next.

• It's better than a DDOS attack on someone.

The Rule Thirty Four

Currently, I feel sort of nauseous, and for good reason. Did you know someone created some porn about Club Penguin? I instantly thought of the Rules of the Internet. Specifically, I thought of Rule Thirty Four.

According to "Oh, Internet", these are the Rules I referred to. Of course, Rule XXXVI cursed.

“	If it exists, there WILL be porn of it. There are no exceptions.	”
	— Rule XXXIV

“	If there is not porn of it, some sick pervert WILL appear and produce porn out of it. There are no exceptions.	”
	— Rule XXXV

“	I don't care how bad the item you just saw was. There WILL ALWAYS be something even worse. There are no exceptions.	”
	— Rule XXXVI

I sent a report to the site host as follows:

Currently, the site lists this item as “Safe for Work”. Assuming they were correct, I came across porn. Horrid penguin porn. In the “Image Examples” section, there are several pornographic images of penguins being sodomically and graphically raped by jackhammers and drills, in the most clear-cut example of Rule Thirty Four that I have EVER lived to see.

I request, therefore, that you either censor and/or remove the porn, OR you mark them as “Not Safe for Work”. I set out to research the Purple Republic, and I was coming for what it was. Not porn.

I had to report that... which also meant I had to look a second time to identify it. I'll never get that image out of my head. What has been seen can not be unseen. Ever. EVER. I normally object to LOL-Cats, but I'm pulling an exception here.

Are people really so perverted and sick that they will depict penguins performing sodomic rape with drill bits? That wasn't the only one. Another was of a penguin raping Cadence. I know it's fiction, but still. There are some things that shouldn't exist. Sick men, the lot of them.

My opinion overall

Purple Republic has a brilliantly comedic overtone and a harmlessly comedic mission. In comparison to other institutions, it's nothing but another army to fight.

However, I'm going to have to explain to my psychiatric therapist about what I witnessed in the backrooms. I can never show my parents what I just saw- they'd be terrified and certainly lay down a ban of the Internet, or limitations at minimum -and I'll have to fight the waking nightmare I just saw for years to come. (Don't laugh until you saw it yourself. I'm sure you'll ask for some "brain bleach" as well.)

The difference between the usual "screech and unplug your computer" porn and what I just saw is that the former is a part of online life. The latter is specifically geared towards something I've dedicated four years to serving AND contains elements of zoophillia. I can't unsee the latter. I may never be able to unsee the latter. I'm not a physically violent man, but I have decided that I will punch- with all the wimpy, pathetic lack of power I have -whoever drew the portraits now seared into my mind. -and not some wimpy move, either. I hope I'd break his nose. (I will subsequently accept all court charges, plead guilty, and serve my time.)

--† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! † :) :) ^{AZULA IS STILL HERE}† † IN A ROCK-A-LANCHE ^[1] ―――――――</big> 20:33, 15 August 2011 (UTC)

P.S.: I always thought Rule Thirty Four was just a satire of the Internet. OH, HOW WRONG I WAS.

It's not that bad

First off, I have a vague idea as to what PR is. It's a trolling group ofpurple penguins that swarm a server, drill simultaneously, use jackhammering innuendos, and practice the act of "Griefing", bullying kids to make them "cring". It's not that hard to grasp!

Also, there was also porn. Hardcore, graphic zoophillia penguin-on-penguin porn that I can't speak of any more than I already spoke of. Look if you want, but you won't find it anymore. I already went across the Internet and reported it until they took it down. It's gone now.

I had to change who they targeted because if I kept them as a cyberbullying griefing institution that just tormented for the Lulz, I'd be forced to make them villains. Since you adored them so much, I made them more good than bad.

--† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! † :) :) ^{AZULA IS STILL HERE}† † IN A ROCK-A-LANCHE ^[1] ―――――――</big> 01:31, 16 August 2011 (UTC)

P.S.: Read my writing. You got it all wrong. If you read my filibusters, you might see why I do what I do! If you read what I wrote, you could have understood my rant. It wasn't a complaint or a dissent. It was an outline. -__-

ZK, the only other thing I could see is that they're a parody of armies and what-not. There isn't really much to get about a bunch of trolling kids creating one-shot accounts, turning purple, drilling, and cyberbullying children for the Lulz. It's a Griefing group. What else is it? A satire of CP armies? Of CP Noobs? Of the apartheid of Membership? For the first time in my life, I tried not to overthink what I saw. Besides, what I did see was some hardcore graphic porn. I'm not going to see that again. --† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! † :) :) ^{AZULA IS STILL HERE}† † IN A ROCK-A-LANCHE ^[1] ―――――――</big> 01:48, 16 August 2011 (UTC)

P.S.: My source.

About the Purple Republic...

I'm sorry that the one article you had fun editing got censored by TS. I do know how it feels to have articles censored (it's happened to me quite a few times with my latest story, even though I've followed the COC), and I know it can be annoying. Censorship is usually really annoying on the wiki when trying to right stories, and I was actually going to have a character who was nude in one of my stories once (he wouldn't have any genitalia, but would still be nude). However, like you with the Purple Republic Article, I never went through with it cause I knew exactly what would happen and I didn't want a stupid MS Paint edit being made to my picture. I understand why you no longer come here, but to me you'll always be remembered as one of the greatest editors this wiki ever had. You've written many great articles, and I wish you the best of luck with whatever you decide to do now. --Speeddasher A link to a talk page "Lock On"!

Block request

I'm not going to block you per your request because the reason is ridiculous. If you want to be blocked per your request, you may get a local administrator to block you (as I'm not sure whether or not the wiki would like what I'm going to do). If you don't want to be associated with this community anymore, as said on IRC, I suggest that you stay off the wiki. --LordMaster96 03:31, 18 August 2011 (UTC)

I understand if you're thinking about the community effect it would have. Honestly though, I just don't want to be a part of a community that cares more about arguing about one user than about the actual content. Worse than KH fans. It's trivial crap; real effort gets ignored just so a bunch of people can argue about TS, and I get this uneasy feeling that I influenced a lot of those arguments. I never asked for this; this is not the CPFW I joined. Good thing I took that break after that staff incident, now I can see this site from a different perspective;

Old CPFW: People being kind to each other, actually contributing to content and most importantly having fun.

New CPFW: Let's all argue about TS.

Seriously, I can't go anywhere on this site without someone mentioning his name in an argument or trying to defend him or some silly crap. Constructive criticism is fine but it's not the main focus of this site. I'm just so sick of seeing all the faggot drama and I want out of it. I COULD stay off the wiki, but as always something will call me back to the site. If I'm banned, I can't come back to the site and proxy is too much effort for me to put in just to edit on this site.

Someone ban me infinite. I really don't want to be associated with you people anymore. Zone 07:19, 18 August 2011 (UTC)

You've been blocked. Probably my last ban ever. Yeah, this site has really gone to the dogs, I totally agree. Good luck in future Zone. I hope you have a great life.--Sir Kwiksilver of TARDIS-What kind of hallway is this? Is this your house? 08:04, 18 August 2011 (UTC)

Goodbye Zone. I wish you luck with whatever you chose to do with your life. You're a great friend, and I hope to keep in contact with you if possible. --Speeddasher A link to a talk page "Lock On"!

Same as Speed. You were an awesome editor bro, but I can see why you quit. Good luck with whatever you do.--Austin8310 ^{King Radical. The most Radical Man in Radical Land.}http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/13p27/ 12:44, 18 August 2011 (UTC)

You know what, Zone? I think you taught me something very important. I think that from now on, I will just focus on main content and actually getting things done around here rather then arguing. See ya.

P.S.I shall dedicate my "Kwikcakes" story to you, and all you've done for us. Fare thee well, Zone. Fare thee well...--XTUX345: "May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose! May an elephant caress you with his toes!" 15:57, 18 August 2011 (UTC)

Nostalgic Hope...

Hey ZK.... I just want to copypaste my letter I wrote to you on Skype here and your other account's talk page....

ZK...... Please come back to the fanon as the way you were before.... <=( We miss you as the talented and caring person you once were and still are! Why did you start doing drugs...? You... You had a dream, remember? You were going to go to a good culinary school in your country and become a chef! So, why....

Deep down inside we KNOW that our ZK is still there. We just want him back... Please, ZK.... Don't do this to yourself... Please stop doing drugs and quit ruining your life! We're here for you no matter what, so please don't forget us... Don't forget this wiki... Don't forget about the kind of person you really are!

Even your heart is crying out... You joined the wiki again under a different username, Dragon Slayer Ornstein... And you only come on when you're drunk or high... <=(

It may seem pointless for me to write to you like this, since it's unknown if you'll ever respond or not, but I will still write to you because it's not pointless... I'm hoping that somewhere out there our feelings will reach you. I believe in my heart that if we hold onto at least that shred of hope that it might come true... Please... We ALL believe in you!

--Iceflower485 (talk) 16:42, 30 June 2012 (UTC)Iceflower485--Iceflower485 (talk) 16:42, 30 June 2012 (UTC)

Oh, how much has changed! (REPLY)

Hello ZK. It seems like you've changed a bit since you left for culinary school. I hope you're cooking the dream and making it big!
That's good, because as you recall, we've had excessively bitter conflicts with each other. I mean no offense, but at the time you left, I was glad it happened; I liked your work, but as a person, you were, to my eyes, wicked.

-but that's water under the bridge.
I'm sorry I took so long to respond to your two-day old message. Seahorse and I made a pact. He asked me to completely vanish off the CPFW for seven days while he did some business. I've returned to see that the tables have flipped and he's vanished. Everyone on the IRC is weirded out and we're all confused and worried as to what happened to his unannounced disappearence.

As for this wiki, it's gone to Hades since you left. In an insideous power-grab, Agent Johnson, excluding Hat Pop, Seahorse, and Andrew, imposed a Wikia-like molestation of our site's rules when the only "community" on this wiki was their puppets, namely Penblooe, who is the most arrogant, power hungry man I've seen. (Although we consistently compete very bitterly for who thirsts for power more- and I am very clingy and ambitious for the ability to lord over others -at least I was never arrogant in power.)

The rule molestation infested the site with an extremely corrupt version of the Consensus, which, in all honesty, is nothing like the lesser abomination (in my opinion) that you tried to implement. This Consensus relies on an inactive community: people that all think alike and worship Penblooe and Happyface (just you wait until what I say about him and what he's done) rubberstamp their wicked, corrupted policies that are construed to weaken me and my long dead base. They invented a Signature Policy out of nowhere and used it to ban me several times, even after the Staff specifically said that I was not to be banned. (Andrew and Seahorse, who side with me right now, told me to message them if it happens!)

After years of permitting it, they suddenly banned <big></big> tags and <strong></strong> tags, warned me to change it and resize my signature, whsoe format has not changed for years, and when I told them that was 1) wrong and 2) that my signature should be grandfathered, I got banned.

Without a fair vote or a chance for me to defend myself, they demoted me and every "inactive" Administrator and Bureaucrat, closed the ROFA, legalized Disney bashing, and after Sanchonachos demanded it, forcibly legalized homosexuality (allowing gays to talk about how gay they are and how wonderful it is and write about gay penguins and gay weddings) on the mainspace and in user pages and talk, exposing the COPPA children on this site, and visitors, to corruptuing sexual perversions on a wiki that isn't supposed to have any sex at all, and no romance outside of heterosexually making out, getting married in the traditional combination, and plot device girlfriends.

Since your departure, Sancho has all but deleted the agreement we made to keep Polaris under check. It's not a god of cities, perfect in every way, free of all corruption, lacking any and all litter, crime, sadness, and now, morality.
Tossing aside the DOMA agreement that we've honored since the inception of the wiki (the definition of marriage and the use of Don't Ask Don't Tell) Sancho wrote a glorification of his own perversions and is living his sexual fantasies out in penguins without actually meddling with the ruleset: he just writes an article legalizing it, and soon he's going to write about how gay his penguin is. (Don't believe me? Swiss Ninja and I both have long, long logs about how hateful and bitter Sancho is. We had a marriage war when no one was on the IRC once.)

Seahorse took the level-headed side and actually agreed with me on Don't Ask Don't Tell. He said it was neccesary, because sexual orientation should never come to play on a kid's site about penguins. Sanchonachos and the otehr Staffers killed him on it, and I got banned for "hate speech and discrimination" for saying that homosexuality was evil and an abomination. Also, I apparently got banned for hurting SanchoNachos' wittle fweewings.
He can't handle anyone opposing the idea that homosexual marriage is holy, pure, just, and most importantly, should be rubbed in the faces of everyone on a website that's supposed to be about a little kid's MMOG.

I don't know or care how you feel about gay marriage and special privelages for LGBT groups, but am pretty sure you'll agree with me that banning me for saying homosexuality is an abomination (and hurting a kid's wittle fweewings) is an abuse of power and an affront to my own manufactured "rights" (that shouldn't exist on this wiki) like the so-called "freedom of speech".
(Which, by the way, I don't have. Only users that are equal have them. I'm an inferior and second class citizen on this wiki because I'm Christian, conservative, and the former ruler, which automatically means that anything I say is wrong and stupid. All are equal, but some are more equal than others.)

I can produce the logs if you want them, because times have been miserable for me. Seahorse said that it had gone too far, and that Agent Johnson, Penblooe, and Happyface were running mad. We made a pact in IRC private chat that I can't share until it's complete. (The pact is almost complete, by the way, but Seahorse is gone for some reason.)

The wiki is saturated in corruption and evil. I talked about this to my parents, and they said I should quit something like that, based on all the bad things I've told them. It's too unclean for me to hang out on, they advised. Since I'm nineteen now, they let me make the choice to stay or quit.

No one in the new order treats me like anything but dirt, trash, and crap. I am constantly threatened with "official warnings" for the pettiest of errors, like my signature, and have been banned several times. Things are not right.

Oh, and by the way, THAT PICTURE IS FLIPPING SWEET.

--† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! † :) :) ^{It's July again, everyone. Get your knives and aim for my back.} † † You deserve no 'rights'. I worked here for years and never had 'rights'. I had privelages. Privelages that I EARNED through HARD WIKI WORK. __^[1]_[2] ―――――――</big>

20:13, 30 August 2012 (UTC)

RE: Draining

Your comparison of your sleep deprivation and military torture to the laments I've made about how "draining" this site is really reminds me of what my family, and what Explorer on the phone, have told me.

Normally, I'd say "screw my health", considering I've enver cared that much about it, but I actually agree. Though it's not life-threatening or serious, this site has brought me to the verge of tears, makes me sweat profusely, and has detrimentally harmed my self-esteem and general emotional health. This site is extremely bad for my mental health in the short-term. After arguing, I feel drained and dehydrated (I sweat like a pig), even morseo, I feel bitter and saddened at what this database has become.

In fact, my legs and lower body are actually sweating right now by simply bringing up the nasty affairs of this site. You're right. I'll wait for Seahorse to report on The Project, and I'll see if I can finally withdraw from this site in peace.

-but let me add this.
If I were a Staff, my moves for peace would be:

• IP-ban Sanchonachos.
• Completely demote Penblooe. Possible finite ban.
• Promote Swiss Ninja to Bureaucrat.
• Promote Iceflower to Bureaucrat.
• Promote you to Bureaucrat (if you wish).
• Promote myself to Bureaucrat.
• Resign as a Staffer.

I don't need Staff power. I just want to end this in the only way I have ever known.
As a Bureaucrat, I'd be on call in the event of wiki "emergencies". No one cares about content anymore, just about corrupting kids with queers and controlling a "community" that doesn't exist.

It's a disgrace.

--† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! † :) :) ^{It's July again, everyone. Get your knives and aim for my back.} † † You deserve no 'rights'. I worked here for years and never had 'rights'. I had privelages. Privelages that I EARNED through HARD WIKI WORK. __^[1]_[2] ―――――――</big>

21:01, 1 September 2012 (UTC)

Re: Pic

Again, thanks for the picture. I appreciate the effort you put in to making this picture. --Chub 777 was here!(Please leave a message after the beep!) 00:35, 2 September 2012 (UTC)

Can I use it?

Do you remember that picture that you made me ages ago? Is it alright if I use the basic outline of the penguin for one of my characters? My virtual drawing skills are rubbish and I need a template of sorts to base my character on. I also want to upload the picture onto the wiki so that I can use it on my articles. Again, is this alright by you? Thanks in advance.
--Chub 777 was here!(Please leave a message after the beep!) 03:41, 21 January 2013 (UTC)

RE: Vice

Actually, you are ignorant of what I claim a slut is. I'm not talking the dictionary definition, but rather, my definition, which is based off of the Bible's definition.

I define a "slut" as "anyone (regardless of gender) who willingly and voluntarily has any form of sex or sodomy outside of marriage/wedlock, without exemption".

Under my definition, anyone who has fornicates- even once -is a "slut". Be the fornication with a "girlfriend" a "friend with benefits" (I shudder at such a notion), or a prostitute, consensual sex out of wedlock defines someone as a slut. My definition of a slut is hinged on the fact that a man so dominated by their primal urges is unable to subdue their body and therefore yields to primitive self-gratification in order to give themselves a temporary benefit they should not have granted until wedlock. Fornication is one of the greatest signs of weakness and a lack of self-control, and are a key example of the pathetic, sorry state of our wicked and adulterous society.

Now, here's the dictionary's definition of a slut, for you to compare and contrast.

"1. a careless, dirty, slovenly woman; slattern | 2. a sexually immoral woman"

As you notice, Webster's definition of a slut is sexist. My definition of slut is gender neutral; should I have defined it, I'd have replaced "woman" with "person", because men can be and are sluts as well. You, for example, having screwed around with a woman (or women), exhibit this.

I do not regret calling you out, and I will double down on my statement.

-† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! † :) :) ^- † † - __^[1]_[2] ―――――――</big>

17:49, 12 April 2013 (UTC)

P.S.: Of course I'm a virgin. I'm waiting to find a spouse, but I'm getting older and may not find one...

Zone...

Hi Zone. I don't know if you ever visit the wiki anymore, your last edit was last year, but I figured I'd send a message your way anyways. There's a long spiel about this off-topic thing, but i'm gonna give you a summarized version. I was going to liberate Turtly via Penquino and the Jedi order. I asked for help, ideas, and suggestions from the admins, and somehow that turned into Swiss Ninja wanting the event as part of his Great Snowzerland War 6, which I didn't like. So, Swiss made it so that neither of us can write anything about it (right now). Mind you, I will write about it elsewhere and I will eventually get it over here- I dislike getting the short end of the stick for now reason.

Anyways, I noticed that only two of the Imperial Warlords, your creation(s), had articles (or details whatsoever). So, I was hoping that maybe you would be willing to personify each one a bit more for the sake of accuracy. I don't want to have to create your characters, for fear I may not create them as they should be. Also, I saw that the Imperial Knights were your creation, and I wanted to ask- how tough are these guys? I'm curious because I want to find the right people to be able to combat them in my story.

Anyways, thanks for any help you can give. WannaTalk? 16:25, 29 May 2014 (UTC)

RE: Old Crew

Everyone you knew except Swiss Ninja and the Staffers are gone. I am only around to update my signature and implement immediate disciplinary and reactionary measures to ensure tradition and proper ethics are upheld. Some day, I may come back to try and finish my stories. I owe it to the site that changed my life to do that much.

--† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! † :) :) - TALES DESIGNED TO SELL MY MERCHANDISE!!† † 3 SPOOKY, 5 ME! __^[1]_[2] ―――――――</big>

03:49, 11 October 2014 (UTC)

I'm back Biscuitszz!

Aw man I totally missed your come back a few months ago.

Mectrixctic 02:36, 4 December 2014 (UTC)

Cool Pics!

Wow. That is so cool. You've made many drawings (Pictures) for people. Could you do so for me? --This is a puffle. And this is their talk page. Crazy Time! 21:12, 20 March 2015 (UTC)

RE:

I left the site in 2012 AD. I was forced back a few days ago because CP Kid set a trap to demote me. Sodomy is taking over again and homosexual characters are actually tolerated. Butt sex is an explicitly protected class. It's only a matter of time before the cancer metastizes and a "gay" character is penned by an angry brat with an agenda.

CP Kid, unable to handle my opposition to the direction of this site, wrote a big page called "DECIDE THE FATE OF TURTLESHROOM!!" and got Noobs and declared enemies to rig a show trial/vote to get rid of me. There is no justice. Children should not be allowed to govern, they do not know what is right and proper. My hatred for the "community" and "consensus" doctrines grows daily. My offline leadership style has crystalized further and further to a hardline authoritarian stance. Consensus is the absence of leadership.

I would be honored to give my my E-Mail address. Do you utilize the Steam console? It has a Private Chat system that I can share it. I am "TurtleShroom" there, the same as I was here.

--† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! † :) :) - I'll leave your neck in a noose, in a trench, and SHOT! All your family? SHOT! All your friends? SHOT! -and anyone who ever sold you perogi? SHOT!† † STARVING FOR DAYS 'TILL YOU WASTE AWAY; I EVEN CRUSHED INNOCENTS WHEN I LAID IN STATE!^[4] __^[1]_[2] ―――――――</big>

18:42, 10 April 2015 (UTC)

In response to your consideration for me to make stories and you draw them, that sounds like a great idea. Maybe I will come back and do that. It's good to see a friendly face and an old friend here. I hope your life has treated you well, as well. --† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! † :) :) - I'll leave your neck in a noose, in a trench, and SHOT! All your family? SHOT! All your friends? SHOT! -and anyone who ever sold you perogi? SHOT!† † STARVING FOR DAYS 'TILL YOU WASTE AWAY; I EVEN CRUSHED INNOCENTS WHEN I LAID IN STATE!^[5] __^[1]_[2] ―――――――</big>

16:48, 11 April 2015 (UTC)

Not to start an argument, but here's the facts from my PoV. Sexuality in general has the same level of tolerance, as it should be, instead of discriminating against homosexuals. That doesn't mean the wiki is full of sodomy, it just means that we're not discriminating against people as much. Also, we are democratic now. Even if looking back, you think it was a mistake to let the community govern the wiki, you can't just come back and act like we're all irrelevant. I'm sorry you think I hate you, or "set you up" for failure, in all honesty I greatly respect you for what you did in the past. But, I set up that vote because deleting an inactivity policy that the community passed through consensus just because you don't like it is clearly against the rules, no matter who you are. If you could do it, anybody can do it, and that would lead the whole site into anarchy. All I tried to do is uphold order and follow the policies we have in motion. WannaTalk? 20:59, 10 April 2015 (UTC)

Whoa.

You're still active here? Well, nice to meet you. I'm Mr Cow2, the new guy. --Mr Cow2 (talk) 14:28, 1 October 2015 (UTC)

Re:Re

No, it's just exciting. I thought you left here a long time ago. --Mr Cow2 (talk) 23:23, 1 October 2015 (UTC)

Hey!

Nightmare Epic is planned out and the synopsis can be read here. Unfortunately I haven't gotten around to writing it out, but plan to. Eventually. With the exception of the last part, it's pretty much canon and we've been editing character articles to fit. List of characters who died here.

Even though the story was written out in 2011, we had it take place in 2015.

Anyhow, it's great to have you back and I hope your life is going fine!

Ps. This is canon.

Mectrixctic ^{Talk to me!} See the articles I worked on.. ^{see my 5,676 edits!} 02:45, 2 October 2015 (UTC)

Well the R63-Virus can affect anyone. There are no exceptions to R63!

Also, TS isn't banned. Well he was banned for three months from April to July for talking about 'you know what' in the butt, and saying homophobic slurs (including that f-word), but he's been free to edit since then. Though he's openly insulted pretty much every active user here, so he probably doesn't want to come back and nobody really wants him back. Plus we have an 'angry brat with an agenda' who penned this. And most of this.

Happyface is blocked though, e'll probably undo that.

http://fanon.clubpenguinwiki.info/wiki/Club_Penguin_Fanon_Wiki:Council#Pardon_HF_and_Feey1_.28.2B2.29 'because all the veterans hated the loving crap out of censorship and TS was a main force behind that'

Lol

Mectrixctic ^{Talk to me!} See the articles I worked on.. ^{see my 5,676 edits!} 16:47, 2 October 2015 (UTC)

Ps. Are you in contact with Bugzy and Explorer 767?

WoF Image

Hello Zone! I've noticed that on our Wall of Fame, your image is currently a placeholder. Do you have an image which may best represent you that we can present on the wall? Please reply back with said image when you can. -Wonderweez ^{(Talk · Contribs)} 00:36, 7 October 2015 (UTC)

NationStates

TS' reply:

“

I like the idea of finishing my CPFW stories as a closure in the case I cannot execute the coup d'etat. I'll call Explorer this weekend (I still have his number) and pitch it to him.

”

So, they're possibly in? Though TS may have gotten the wrong idea, but it's similar. WannaTalk? 01:37, 8 October 2015 (UTC)

User blog

Do you want me to move everything title User blog:Z K to User blog:Zone, or would it be ok if I did so? WannaTalk? 21:10, 11 October 2015 (UTC)

Blog

User blog:Zone. Manually moved all of the posts over, and listed them on the main page in order of creation date. WannaTalk? 03:47, 15 October 2015 (UTC)

Wait, Z K was originally an acount shared by two people? And thus, Kill was an actual person? >_> Inception WannaTalk? 09:12, 15 October 2015 (UTC)

Nightmare Epic

Hey there, I'm in the process of writing the Nightmare Epic and I'm having trouble getting a bit of a grip on Zone's personality. If you have the time, can you describe it to me a bit? Thanks. ULSK12 • Talk • Contribs • GE! KI! AT! SU! HA-OOOOH! 06:30, 24 October 2015 (UTC)

Thanks for the info :D ULSK12 • Talk • Contribs • GE! KI! AT! SU! HA-OOOOH! 22:22, 23 November 2015 (UTC)

Play-by-post roleplay

Hey Zone, glad to see you're back.

Anyhow, I think the Asteroid idea is pretty decent, we could work on it here and there. But I think a good way to get a lot of players involved in one story would be make "Play by Post" RPG on a forum somewhere. Basically one of us would be the Game Master, controlling characters and the environment, while 3-6 other users would play a single character.

I'm not sure how much crunch would be needed, or if we could just do it freeform. Anyhow let me know how you think about doing something like this.

Mectrixctic ^{Talk to me!} See the articles I worked on.. ^{see my 5,676 edits!} 21:09, 23 November 2015 (UTC)