WalrusWhoFindsMoneyInOddPlaces
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| WalrusWhoFindsMoneyInOddPlaces | |
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 We have absolutely no idea how he could fit in there. | |
| Profile | |
| Gender | Male |
| Race | Walrus (species) |
| Faction | Walrus Crime Ring |
| Health | Sixth sense |
| Level | ҉ ҈ ☏ Ƨ ☦ |
| Status | Active |
| Location |
In your couch, stealing your change, On your streets, finding your pennies, In your fountain, snatching your wishing money, On your jet pack, grabbing your money, In your warehouse, storing your cash. |
| Birth date | Unknown |
| Occupation | Finding money |
| Interests | Finding money in the weirdest of places. |
| Powers | Can detect and locate money, namely loose change |
| Friends | Walrus Crime Ring |
| Enemies | PSA, Tony Tushks |
| Archetype | Evil |
WalrusWhoFindsMoneyInOddPlaces is a Walrus who has a mystical power to detect and locate money in the strangest of places, like sewers, toilets, and lamps, or under a chair. He is valuable for keeping the Walrus Crime Ring out of debt and has found well over 1,000,000 coins.
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Background[edit]
According to background checks, WalrusWhoFindsMoneyInOddPlaces' mother had an odd craving while pregnant. She would follow Arctic researchers and eat their wallets. This led to an overload of nickel, iron, copper, cotton, petroleum (from plastic), and paper fibers to be dissolved into her body and her bloodstream. These heavy metals were also absorbed into the embryo, effecting its development.
When WWFMIOP was born, he began to scoot across the ice and go after Arctic researchers, eating their wallets. However, this walrus was even better at this skill than the walrus who gave birth to him. WalrusWhoFindsMoneyInOddPlaces soon began to detect dropped change, buried in the soil, sniffing it out like a polar bear sniffing fresh meat (or an evil bear sniffing fresh vegetables). Soon, he was gulping down all sorts of currency (mostly Canadian coins). He was actually led to Antarctica by another evil Walrus. Said Walrus placed a row of spare change leading to the portal, and WalrusWhoFindsMoneyInOddPlaces fell in.
Involvement[edit]
Arriving in Antarctica, WWFMIOP was met by the Walrus Crime Ring and offered a job. He agreed, so long as he was allowed to eat his salary. They agreed, but told him not to eat what he finds. His salary was divided into units of three, daily. WWFMIOP seems to need little more nutrition than iron, nickel, copper, and other alloies. When he brings in a really big haul, they feed him credit cards. The petereoleum and chemicals in the plastic delight him.
Trivia[edit]
- Exactly how WWFMIOP can live off of normally toxic metals is up for major debate. The number one reason? The Bureau of Entropy allowed it "For the Lulz".
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Look, he even has a cellular. |
