West Pengolia

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PWNing Imperial State of REAL Pengolia West Pengolia
Motto: GET OUT!
Anthem: A World of PWNAGE!
National Symbol FISH!
West Pengolia's location in bright red, East Pengolia's location in dark red.
Capital (and )		Ulaansnowtar
Official languages		English
Recognised regional languages		Leet, Penguin Mongolian Scrawl
Species		Khanz Penguins
Demonym		Western Khanz
Allied with		NATO
Government		Totalitarian Sortition-based Dynastic Autocracy
Founded
-	Founded	2003
-	Annexation into USA	2007
-	Khan Split	May 1st, 2009
Population
-	2016 estimate	5,000,000
-	2016 census	5,990,972
Currency		Khanz
Drives on the		Right
Calling code		661

West Pengolia, formally PWNing Imperial State of REAL Pengolia, and known in other parts of the USA as the State of Pengolia, is a rugged terrain full of former-warrior penguins who call themselves "The Khanz". Their master is Penghis Khan (pronounced Peng is Kan), a great leader (though really grumpy and only half the size of a normal penguin). The next heir to the throne is Koobly Khan (pronounced Coo Blee Kan). They hesitantly joined the USA in 2007. The head of state in this nation is randomly selected, making the dynasty a risky business.

It is partially independent, said the prime minister of MAI and Bezul Mostafique, whom are working together to form a new country.

History

Settled by the descendants of Sigurd and Bacchus thousands of years ago, Pengolia's harsh, inhospitable terrain made it unconquerable and undesirable by most. For years, Pengolia was populated by the native Khanz nomadic race, who moved from one place to another. The land stayed independent, until the powerful Land of Lord Guin finally conquered it in 900 BC.

However, constant raids contributed to the fall of the Land of Lord Guin, and Pengolia remained independent once more. For many years, Antarctica changed hands from one empire to another, but nobody wanted to waste soldiers or time to conquer the Khanz, so it was left alone. However, The powerful High Penguin Confederacy managed to finally conquer all of Antarctica, and the nomadic Khanz were united as one in an HPC province.

For over 1,000 thousand years, there was prosperity in the land, until a Khanz penguin named Whoot Smackler Whoot gathered all the Lesser Penguins and rebelled against the High Penguin Confederacy. He united half of Antarctica into Khanzem, and there was a long deadly five year war that followed. In the end, the Good Guys came out victorious, and to this day, High Penguin, still have much hatred for Pengolia and Khanz Penguins.

After the High Penguin Confederacy collapsed, Antarctica changed hands from the Snowman Empire to Olde Antarctica, to Colonial Antarctica. Pengolia also participated in the Colonial Antarctica War, in which they gained independence afterwards. The Khanz accepted Penghis Khan as their leader, and he remained their leader even after Pengolia became a state of the USA in 2007.

The Khan Split

Main article: East Pengolia

Seeing that Koobly was very soon to take the throne (within a year), they saw this as a chance to free themselves from Penghis and his annoying third person speech. One penguin, Bolsheevic Penguinsky, along with Bambadoo of the shoe incident and several others, donned magenta coats and set off to split the state in two. Secession was their goal, PWNage their purpose.

After a detailed war, Penguinsky and Bambadoo revolted and formed East Pengolia. Penghis Khan was outraged. So had the bitter rivalry of East and West begun. Penghis Khan immediantly ordered the worlds largest curtain rod to be constructed, and he had blood-red colored, weatherproof drapes hand over it. So had the Freezing Hatred begun.

Nexonan Aid

In 1st October 2013, a deal was struck between the country of Nexon and Penghis Khan. Nexon agreed to make West Pengolia better and improve its economy. It will also help West Pengolia to defeat East Pengolia by funding their military. This had led to East Pengolia hating Nexon. However, the deal ended when Nexon was defeated in the Fall of Nexon.

Geography

The wonderful land of Pengolia... you can see Penghis Khan's palace on the left cliff.

Pengolia is a rugged, windy terrain full of hills, with barely any trees. There also lots of pointy rocks for penguins to step on. Some of West Pengolia is located on the Ross Ice Shelf, and during the summer, there are crevasses that where you could fall and drown in. The Trans-Antarctic Mts. surround Pengolia west-by-south-west, the Ross Ice Shelf to the west.

There is not much to do here other than getting slapped with a fish. You can see how The Khanz live and what they do all day... but that's it. West Pengolia is pretty boring, and the residents are quite mean. The largest settlement was the small village of Itsy Bitsy Tiny Micro Town, with a record high population for West Pengolia of of 5,000 citizens, until Ulaansnowtar was built in 2009.

The capital is called Ulaansnowtar. But since the Nexonan deal in 2013, towns were beginning to be built and small villages merged into a town. Buildings were also added into Ulaansnowtar. Currently, there are three towns of note, Ulaansnowtar, the capital, Itsy Bitsy Tiny Micro Town, the state's only port, and Patric Town, on the border with Trans-Antarctica.

Currency

Pengolia has its own currency, a blue cube called the Khan (notated K) with the state's official motto, GET OUT, inscribed on it. A USA Fish, or Club Penguin Coin is equal to about 100 Khans.

Government

The government of West Pengolia is supposed to be like other states, with Penghis Khan as governor, and a legislature, but instead Penghis Khan is a dictator who calls himself "Emperor" and there is no legislature. Also, instead of elections, Penghis Khan has a successor. Many penguins consider this an sortition based Autocracy.

Economy

West Pengolia's economy is mainly based on agriculture and manufacturing. The Khanz built farms where they make fishes reproduce into more fishes. Some of the Khanz also plant crops like corn, wheat and rice. Richer farmers grow "exotic" fruits and vegetables, keeping them into a temperature-controlled farm. Most of their harvest are enough to feed themselves. The rest of them are stored for the winter, given to Penghis Khan and sold to Khanz who works in the factories.

The factories mainly produced spare parts for machines, computers and cars. The West Pengolians also start building their own planes for the Air Force, thanks to some new technology given by Nexon.

Another way the Khanz made a living is by brute force. This is divided into several sections. Some West Pengolians work in the new army. Others pillaged and looted East Pengolian towns and villages. This line of work is more dangerous, but very rewarding-as some successful pillagers managed to retire earlier than most Pengolians. A drawback to pillaging East Pengolian villages is that you may be killed by the border guards and you must give 5-10% of your loot to Penghis Khan. Finally, some West Pengolians made their living by hunting wild Screenhogs. Looters who will be living in the villages that they looted may worked as hunters for a short time, shooting at Screenhogs living in nearby East Pengolian villages.

However, an organization run by the UAN called the United Antarctic Nations Penguins Fund (UANPF), started construction projects such as building houses, other buildings, and oil pipelines, creating more jobs. They have also improved West Pengolia's road system greatly.

Demographics

• Total Population: 1,000,000
• Urban Population: 300,000 (in Ulaansnowtar)

Military

Pre-Nexonan Aid

Since the Great Snowzerland War I, Penghis Khan established an army for his country. The army was composed of 2,000 Penguins. All of them are taught how to use a sword and a bow. If someone want to join the army, they must learn how to fish-slap very hard. Elite soldiers used axes or spears. For artillery, the Khanz used cannons.

Nexonan Aid Era

Ever since Nexon has aided West Pengolia, some stronger members of the army are given M249 LMG or M134 Miniguns to use against the enemies. Most soldiers use pistols. The army is currently a popular choice of work, since the starting salary is now 1,000 Fish a month, opposed to the former 500 Fish a month.

Other Aid

Ever since the January Crisis, enemies of East Pengolia have greatly improved the defenses of West Pengolia by funding their military, and giving them construction materials to strengthen the Steel Drapes. Now all soldiers, in the Pengolian military are given a rifle, as opposed to only some soldiers in the military.

Trivia

The National Flag of West Pengolia. Penghis Khan drew this on a children's menu while eating his imperial dinner.

To the top-left, one can see Penghis Khan. To the right, the words "PWNAGE!" is scrawled alongside it. The final words in blue, read "PENGHIS KHAN SAYS: GET OUT!"

• West Pengolia has special Crown Jewels, which will be used for the Inaugration of the next Pengolian Autocrat.
• This entire land and its leader are a direct, intentional parody of Mongolia and Genghis Khan.
• Despite being an official state of the USA, West Pengolia still has its own flag. Some penguins consider this severely disrespectful, but when Penghis Khan was asked why his state has its own flag, Penghis Khan responded:

"Penghis Khan was bored and eating his Imperial Dinner. The waitor gave Penghis Khan a children's menu, and Penghis Khan ordered from it. (A children's menu? Really?) While the food was cooking, Penghis Khan saw a section of the menu that said "draw a picture that makes you happy". So Penghis Khan drew a flag. Later, Penghis Khan's subjects scanned Penghis Khan's flag, an they made it the official flag of Pengolia. Penghis Khan enjoys having his picture on a wavy piece of paper."

• "Fish Slapping" is a reference to a sketch by the British comedy group "Monty Python's Flying Circus". See [1]
  • The creator of the article was actually referencing to Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie, however, as fish slapping was present there, too.
• Penghis Khan officially banned the Burger Khan franchise in West Pengolia. He deems it insulting.
• The next heir to Penghis Khan's throne is Koobly Khan.
• They joined NATO.
• There are lots of hackers. This is usually where they end up when they try to CP Trainer themselves into the USA instead of coming into port.
• Ironically, the penguin residents themselves (known as The Khanz) are also pretty grumpy. Mess with them, and you will receive a nasty slap upon the face... with a fish. A BIG fish.
• Herbert Horror lives underground beneath Penghis Khan's castle.
• Abyss Knights roam this place daily. They shape-shift and blend easily with other Khanz Penguins.
• Doom Knights roam West Pengolia daily as well, looking to challenge Penghis Khan to a fish-duel.

See also

• East Pengolia
• Penghis Khan
• Koobly Khan
• The Khanz
• The Dawn of the Pengolian Shoe
• The Failed Penghis Khan COUP
• The Society Against the Stupidity of Penghis Khan
• The Royal Pengolian Jewels of Extreme Shinyness
• Bolsheevic Penguinsky
• Steel Drapes
• Ulaansnowtar

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