Wiguin

A Wiguin is a non offensive term for an insane penguin that has one or more wigs and believes he or she has hair. This has led to these penguins ending up in asylums for flipping their "hair" (wig). These penguins also refer to themselves in third person, and saying out loud what they are doing (saying flips hair or puts hands on hips). They also try to dress like "cool" penguins, which means that most of them end up wearing the same thing: A wig, a hoodie, sunglasses and flashy shoes or boots of some sort. These penguins are also severely gender confused, and must resort to saying "Boys/girls say I" to find a "date" Which means taking some stranger to a restaurant, (usually the Pizza Parlor). The phrase is sometimes referred to as an emalf by many.

Habitat

Wiguins live in the same place as any regular, sane penguin, except they take a liking to the Plaza. Their igloos usually try to mimic Human "Houses" And usually create "bathrooms" out of a walled out room with a chair and a puffle food bowl on top, which the Wiguin will usually actually use as a toilet, and the poor Puffle of the house gets tricked into eating out of it. Wiguins lurk in the pet shop and pretend to be "rich" or "cool" to try to attract Mwa Mwa Penguins or even the elusive, terrifiying tum tum.

Dialect

Like I said, the Wiguins usually refer to themselves in third person, saying:

• Flips hair/Flips shiny hair/Flips Beautiful hair--A meaningless explanation of what they are doing.
• Puts hands on hips--Another meaningless explanation of what the Wiguin is currently doing.
• Boys say I/Girls say I--The obviously blind Wiguin attempting to find a mate.
• ♥ (it sounds like "xxclct", but is written as a heart on the chat log)--Shows the penguin's shallow attraction to you, if they say this to you, run as fast as you can to the nearest hiding spot and LOCK THE DOOR.

Enemies and Allies

Though short, there is a list of allies of the Wiguins:

• Disney
• The Mwa Mwas
• Wigton & Makerson Incorporated (manufacturer of most wigs)

Their list of enemies is as long as Antarctica itself, so I am just going to list the most important of them all:

• Every sane penguin in the universe.

Behaviour

These penguins usually pretend to be "cool", and they end up getting Banned for being rude or mean to other penguins.

Interests

These penguins are very cliché and their interests are stereotypical of teenage humans:

• The females like clothes so much, that they will sell their internal organs for a hoodie. The black market is chock full of Wiguin blood, which is sold to Vampenguins. They also put on/buy loads of make-up to make themselves look beautiful.
• The males are always stereotypical "Pretty Boys" or "Jocks".

Intelligence

Though capable of speaking proper English, unlike the Bay Bee, their IQ is extremely low. They will constantly be thinking about the opposite gender, which takes a toll on their thought process. Though speaking proper grammar, their referral to themselves in third person is an obvious display of the pure idiocy of these penguins, This infuriates Mabel.

Trivia

• 34% of the penguin population are or once were Wiguins.
• Wiguins are usually Wammies or Duh Duhs.

See Also

• Mwa Mwa Penguin
• Twiguin
• Vampenguin
• Petguin
• Mabel