XSUCK's Fortress
| XSUCK's Fortress | |
|---|---|
 About the most comfortable place in Nightmare Crater. | |
| Key details | |
| Type | Palace/Fortress |
| Level | Above you |
| Location | Nightmare Crater |
| Inhabitants | XSUCKS, a shark |
XSUCK's Fortress is XSUCK's spotless, spanking new palace that also doubles as a fortress if need be. State of the art in every aspect, it is perhaps the most enviable dwelling place in Antarctica, or even the world.
Contents
Layout[edit]
Courtyard[edit]
The courtyard is sheltered by a high wall, and is covered with a nice, green lawn of grass. It is pretty much empty, except for a moat in which a great white shark swims, prowling for it's meal of fresh intruders.
Living Room[edit]
Argubally the nicest room in the house, the living room has a superbig, wraparound HD TV and a giant orange couch. The floor is seethrough, and underneath it is filled with water, in which the shark swims. This room also funuctions as a kitchen, as it has cubboards which hold food, a top of the line stove and of course, pots pans and plates, all completely automated. The room also contains a keyboard which activates the various defensive measures of the house.
Bedroom[edit]
The Bedroom is very fancy, with a big king-sized bed and supersoft orange covers. It is underneath the Living Room and it's walls are made of glass, and surrounding it is the pool that is underneath the living room. The floor is solid gold, and the bed frame is silver. The room is shaped as a circle, and the ceiling is a half-circle. The room has absolutly now power, and it does not need it as it is heated by the warm water surrounding it.
Safe[edit]
This is where XSUCK's treasured money is located, and some of his inventions too. The walls are made of solid titanium, and it is seemingly empty, though various sections of the wall open up to reveal smaller rooms where his cash and inventions are stored. The safe is securely locked with one of the most advanced locks known to penguinkind, and the door is belived to be (so far) to be completely impentrible.
The Pool[edit]
Underneath the Living Room and surrounding the bedroom is The Pool, a large body of water inhabbated by a shark, and thus unsafe for swimming. The water is very warm, and is too hot for penguins to swim in. Under the water is the Bedroom, and several underwater pathways that lead to the moat and a feeding room for the shark.
Feeding Room[edit]
This is where the shark is fed. An automated system automatically releases live fish into the feeding room's pool at set times each day, in which the shark feeds. It also serves as the boiler room, and is not notable for much else.
Escape Pod[edit]
The very top floor, this room funuctions as an escape pod if an intruder breaks in and threatens XSUCK's life. It has a glass cockpit and control panel, a joystick for controlling it once airborn and a supply of snacks to keep XSUCKS full in case he is airborne for long periods of time.
Inhabbatents[edit]
- The shark
Defenses[edit]
- Boxing Gloves that pop out of the wall, hitting intruders.
- A giant deletion lazer located in the Escape Pod.
- Various Guns and Missiles in the Escape Pod.
